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Kitanna · 10-18-2005, 09:21 AM

Theoden stares at the bit of corn stuck in Gandalf's beard.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-18-2005, 09:38 AM

Gandalf: I love what you have done with your hair.

Théoden: For the last time, you can't eat one of our horses!

OR

Théoden *thinking*: Curses! His beard is bigger than mine!

mormegil · 10-18-2005, 09:48 AM

Gandalf: What say you Theoden King, is my strategy sound?

Theoden: Yes I would say that your strategy is sound and makes sense and in most cases would work but I fear in this it would not.

Gandalf: Why is that?

Theoden: Well why the approach is good and your lines are well written Eowyn is rather young and you...well you're rather old.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-18-2005, 10:48 AM

Theoden: "Grima! You look so....so old!"

Gandalf: "For the last time, I'm not Grima."

or

Gandalf can't hide his jealousy of Theoden's suave hairstyle.

Boromir88 · 10-18-2005, 04:21 PM

Gandalf: How many time have I told you, you can't eat anymore of those Hornburgers!

Theoden: But they're sooooo good.

Gandalf: Think of it this way. Taken your age into consideration, and you have a hornburger how many times a weak? 4...? So, 52 weeks in a year, you take 4 times 52, and that's 208 hornburgers a year! Now multiply that by the amount of calories in them...about 450 calories. That is 94,200 calories a year off hornburgers alone! You really need to start taking care of your heart.

SunniGadi · 10-18-2005, 06:31 PM

Gandalf: So about those RedSox...

Theoden: *sends out deathray of doom...from his eyes, of course.*

The Only Real Estel · 10-18-2005, 06:42 PM

Gandalf: "Don't worry, Theoden. I'm sure none of the things Saruman said about you earlier today were true."

Theoden: "Do I really...smell like elderberries?"

Alcarillo · 10-18-2005, 06:44 PM

Theoden (thinking):

That's what I'll look like in fifteen years. . .

luthien-elvenprincess · 10-18-2005, 07:17 PM

Gandalf, "OK, now, back on track...number 183 of my 314 "knock-knock" jokes...I just don't understand why you keep changing the subject on me...knock, knock..."

Theoden silently groans and stares at Gandalf, wondering how long he can keep up the polite act.

(Knock knock...who's there...Turin...Turin who...turin the namecard over, honey, I got me a new moniker!)

Holbytlass · 10-18-2005, 07:24 PM

Gandalf: Is he still staring?
Theoden: Yea, he is not backing off. You might as well get it over with.
Gandalf: D*mn, I owe him money!

(look at Mormegil's avatar)

The Elf-warrior · 10-18-2005, 07:56 PM

Gandalf: "Look, Theoden, Aragorn has zero intention of marrying your daughter. He is already betrothed."

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-18-2005, 10:51 PM

Gandalf: Here, watch. If I twitch my nose my beard dances like a monkey.

Lhunardawen · 10-18-2005, 11:00 PM

Théoden weighs the odds of the wizard's survival as the Slug of Doom crawls up Gandalf's cloak.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-18-2005, 11:40 PM

Gandalf *thinking*: I don't have the heart to tell Théoden that his hair is terrible!

Théoden *thinking*: I don't have the heart to tell Gandalf that his hair is terrible!

OR

Gandalf: Did you put the cat out?

Théoden: No, why?

Gandalf: He's on fire.

*Groan*

Gurthang · 10-19-2005, 01:11 AM

Theoden: "Gandalf, could you please put your cloak back on? I know you're wearing an undergarmet, but it's not any less disconcorting."

OR

Gandalf: "I told you to go to the barber in Rivendel."
Theoden: "That doesn't explain how your beard stays so pointy."

OR

Theoden: "I just don't know about this. This chair looks an awefully lot like a target to me."
Gandalf: "Oh, nonsense! I think you being king is making you paranoid."

OR

PJ has a not so brilliant idea.
PJ: "And when I saw them sitting together, I was like 'Twins!'. So I decided to write them into the script as twins."

Boromir88 · 10-19-2005, 04:34 AM

Theoden is still traumatized by Gandalf the Grey uncloaked that happened right in front of him 2 days ago.

Gandalf: Theoden....Theoden, Saruman's army is outside your door...

HerenIstarion · 10-19-2005, 04:52 AM

Surveying muster of Rohan, Theoden was shocked to learn 'all the king's horses and all the king's men' consisted of two wooden horses and an old man...

Anguirel · 10-19-2005, 08:03 AM

GANDALF: Fear Sauron's new guise, Theoden King...

The Dark...er...Light...Lord...er...Lady...er...

Gothmog · 10-19-2005, 08:17 AM

So this is how Gandalf looks uncloaked?

OR

Sauron to the witch king: Look! A little makeup, new haircut and new clothes. Now tell me Legolas is the most beautiful!

OR

Sam had never been any good at technical stuff. So whan he finally met an elf, the sun ruined the photo.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-19-2005, 11:21 AM

How many Maiar does it take to screw in a light bulb? More than one evidently.

OR

Annatar: Tom Bombadill! I am your father!

The Only Real Estel · 10-19-2005, 02:31 PM

Either Rosie had undergone severe changes or Sam had simply drunk to much...again.

luthien-elvenprincess · 10-19-2005, 04:52 PM

Gandalf the Grey's graduation picture...Class of 18 F.A.
"Voted most likely to travel long distances"

Lord Melkor · 10-19-2005, 06:04 PM

Sauron's transformation after the Nazgul had signed him up for 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' was quite impressive.

CaptainofDespair · 10-19-2005, 06:33 PM

Legolas was never very good at cooking. This time, however, the flour exploded all over the place. Too bad he didn't realized that 'everywhere' also meant 'all over himself'.

Alcarillo · 10-19-2005, 06:50 PM

By some strange Be careful what you wish for... twist of fate, Sauron and Galadriel married and had a daughter.

The Only Real Estel · 10-19-2005, 07:18 PM

How Sauron really dealt with his prisoners...

Sauron: "I want to show you my mask. I use it on all my "patients," though you may not find it frightening...*puts on mask* THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR ITSELF!"

ElentariGreenleaf · 10-20-2005, 03:27 AM

Sauron stared daily at the life-size poster of himself, wishing he hadn't traded in his white outfit for his black one. People had liked him until then...

HerenIstarion · 10-20-2005, 03:31 AM

Gil-Galad: Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes...
Elrond: What?
Gil-Galad: Um, right, wrong epic. I mean, I don't trust that Annatar guy at all

Glirdan · 10-20-2005, 05:35 AM

If you want to see Sauron like this, boot him off of Survivior!!!

lothlorien · 10-20-2005, 07:39 AM

Damn I can't see the pics I don't know why I could before but now I can't strange huh

oh well

The Only Real Estel · 10-20-2005, 07:50 AM

What's this? Has Lalwende ascended to "Dwells in the Spirit World"?

The Elf-warrior · 10-20-2005, 01:30 PM

Sauron: "Aragorn, I am your Grandmother in-law!"

Fordim Hedgethistle · 10-20-2005, 01:53 PM

Ground control to Sauron
Ground control to Sauron:
Take your protein pills and put your spiky helmet on
Ground control to Sauron:
Commencing countdown engine's on
Check ignition and may Morgoth be with you

This is ground control to Sauron, you've really made the grade!
And the papers want to know whose skirts you wear,
Now it's time to leave the Black Gate if you dare.

This is Sauron to ground control, I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in the most peculiar way
And I look very different today

For here am I floating in evening wear, far above the world
MIddle Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still
And I think my army knows which way to go,
Tell Morgoth I love him very much he knows.

Ground control to Sauron:
Your circuit's dead, there's something wong.
Can you hear me Sauron?
Can you hear me Sauron?
Can you hear me Sauron? Can you…

Here am I floating round my land, far above Mount Doom
Middle Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

(With profound and deepest apologies to the King of Glam, His Highness and Majesty of Glitz, Sir David Bowie.)

Gurthang · 10-20-2005, 02:27 PM

Nobody knew there were light-sockets in ME until this guy put his finger in one.

OR

Sauron decides to create a new terror: Elves cross-bred with electric eels!

OR

Legolas... as he sees himslef.

OR

Elf: "Take the next right it says... Rivendel is right there it says... Tgh! It didn't say I'd be going through a toxic waste drainpipe to get in! I hate MapQuest!"

Gothmog · 10-20-2005, 02:43 PM

Finally I get why he's called Gil-Galad...

Or

Frodo: SAM! That phial Galadriel gave me was NOT something you should drink!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-20-2005, 11:39 PM

So kids, if you take drugs this is what you'll become!

OR

Sauron forgot about the electric fence.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-21-2005, 05:51 AM

Another Mary-Sue had entered Middle-earth.

She was deleted soon thereafter.

Lhunardawen · 10-21-2005, 06:15 AM

Saruman is desperate to reclaim the title 'the White'.

Gurthang · 10-21-2005, 08:47 AM

Frodo suddenly notices a smudge on Galadriel's phial. Wanting to keep the present extra spotless, he immediately sat down to polish the mark away. But, as soon as he rubbed the phial...

*poof!, flash, smoke, swirly*
Shiny man: "Who summons me! Who rubbed the Phial!"
Frodo: "I... I did! Who are you?"
Shiny man: "I am the Genie of Galadriel's Phial. I am here to grant you wishes three. Name the most outrageous desires of your heart."
Frodo:

Genie: "But no killing anyone."
Frodo:

*thinks*

Genie: "I can't make someone fall in love."
Frodo:

*thinks*

Genie: "And no wishing for more wishes."
Frodo:

Firefoot · 10-21-2005, 09:25 AM

Gandalf: No longer am I Gandalf the Grey, but Gandalf the Bright!

10-18-2005, 09:21 AM	#7841
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Theoden stares at the bit of corn stuck in Gandalf's beard. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

10-18-2005, 09:38 AM	#7842
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I love what you have done with your hair. Théoden: For the last time, you can't eat one of our horses! OR Théoden thinking: Curses! His beard is bigger than mine! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-18-2005, 09:48 AM	#7843
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gandalf: What say you Theoden King, is my strategy sound? Theoden: Yes I would say that your strategy is sound and makes sense and in most cases would work but I fear in this it would not. Gandalf: Why is that? Theoden: Well why the approach is good and your lines are well written Eowyn is rather young and you...well you're rather old. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

10-18-2005, 10:48 AM	#7844
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Theoden: "Grima! You look so....so old!" Gandalf: "For the last time, I'm not Grima." or Gandalf can't hide his jealousy of Theoden's suave hairstyle. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-18-2005, 04:21 PM	#7845
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gandalf: How many time have I told you, you can't eat anymore of those Hornburgers! Theoden: But they're sooooo good. Gandalf: Think of it this way. Taken your age into consideration, and you have a hornburger how many times a weak? 4...? So, 52 weeks in a year, you take 4 times 52, and that's 208 hornburgers a year! Now multiply that by the amount of calories in them...about 450 calories. That is 94,200 calories a year off hornburgers alone! You really need to start taking care of your heart. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-18-2005, 06:31 PM	#7846
SunniGadi Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Massachusetts. Yay. Posts: 26	Muah Gandalf: So about those RedSox... Theoden: sends out deathray of doom...from his eyes, of course. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~ Stuff should go here. It might eventually.

10-18-2005, 06:42 PM	#7847
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf: "Don't worry, Theoden. I'm sure none of the things Saruman said about you earlier today were true." Theoden: "Do I really...smell like elderberries?"

10-18-2005, 06:44 PM	#7848
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Theoden (thinking): That's what I'll look like in fifteen years. . .

10-18-2005, 07:17 PM	#7849
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Gandalf, "OK, now, back on track...number 183 of my 314 "knock-knock" jokes...I just don't understand why you keep changing the subject on me...knock, knock..." Theoden silently groans and stares at Gandalf, wondering how long he can keep up the polite act. (Knock knock...who's there...Turin...Turin who...turin the namecard over, honey, I got me a new moniker!) __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

10-18-2005, 07:24 PM	#7850
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Gandalf: Is he still staring? Theoden: Yea, he is not backing off. You might as well get it over with. Gandalf: D*mn, I owe him money! (look at Mormegil's avatar) __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

10-18-2005, 07:56 PM	#7851
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: "Look, Theoden, Aragorn has zero intention of marrying your daughter. He is already betrothed." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-18-2005, 10:51 PM	#7852
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Strange are the hair of the Maiar. Gandalf: Here, watch. If I twitch my nose my beard dances like a monkey. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-18-2005, 11:00 PM	#7853
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Théoden weighs the odds of the wizard's survival as the Slug of Doom crawls up Gandalf's cloak.

10-18-2005, 11:40 PM	#7854
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf thinking: I don't have the heart to tell Théoden that his hair is terrible! Théoden thinking: I don't have the heart to tell Gandalf that his hair is terrible! OR Gandalf: Did you put the cat out? Théoden: No, why? Gandalf: He's on fire. Groan __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-19-2005, 01:11 AM	#7855
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Theoden: "Gandalf, could you please put your cloak back on? I know you're wearing an undergarmet, but it's not any less disconcorting." OR Gandalf: "I told you to go to the barber in Rivendel." Theoden: "That doesn't explain how your beard stays so pointy." OR Theoden: "I just don't know about this. This chair looks an awefully lot like a target to me." Gandalf: "Oh, nonsense! I think you being king is making you paranoid." OR PJ has a not so brilliant idea. PJ: "And when I saw them sitting together, I was like 'Twins!'. So I decided to write them into the script as twins." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-19-2005, 04:34 AM	#7856
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Theoden is still traumatized by Gandalf the Grey uncloaked that happened right in front of him 2 days ago. Gandalf: Theoden....Theoden, Saruman's army is outside your door... __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-19-2005, 04:52 AM	#7857
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Surveying muster of Rohan, Theoden was shocked to learn 'all the king's horses and all the king's men' consisted of two wooden horses and an old man... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-19-2005, 08:03 AM	#7858
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	GANDALF: Fear Sauron's new guise, Theoden King... The Dark...er...Light...Lord...er...Lady...er... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

10-19-2005, 08:17 AM	#7859
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	So this is how Gandalf looks uncloaked? OR Sauron to the witch king: Look! A little makeup, new haircut and new clothes. Now tell me Legolas is the most beautiful! OR Sam had never been any good at technical stuff. So whan he finally met an elf, the sun ruined the photo. __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-19-2005, 11:21 AM	#7860
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	How many Maiar does it take to screw in a light bulb? More than one evidently. OR Annatar: Tom Bombadill! I am your father! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-19-2005, 02:31 PM	#7861
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Either Rosie had undergone severe changes or Sam had simply drunk to much...again.

10-19-2005, 04:52 PM	#7862
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Gandalf the Grey's graduation picture...Class of 18 F.A. "Voted most likely to travel long distances" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

10-19-2005, 06:04 PM	#7863
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Sauron's transformation after the Nazgul had signed him up for 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' was quite impressive. __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

10-19-2005, 06:33 PM	#7864
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Legolas was never very good at cooking. This time, however, the flour exploded all over the place. Too bad he didn't realized that 'everywhere' also meant 'all over himself'.

10-19-2005, 06:50 PM	#7865
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	By some strange Be careful what you wish for... twist of fate, Sauron and Galadriel married and had a daughter.

10-19-2005, 07:18 PM	#7866
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Batman Begins/Lord of the Rings How Sauron really dealt with his prisoners... Sauron: "I want to show you my mask. I use it on all my "patients," though you may not find it frightening...puts on mask THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR ITSELF!"

10-20-2005, 03:27 AM	#7867
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Sauron stared daily at the life-size poster of himself, wishing he hadn't traded in his white outfit for his black one. People had liked him until then... __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

10-20-2005, 03:31 AM	#7868
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Gil-Galad: Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes... Elrond: What? Gil-Galad: Um, right, wrong epic. I mean, I don't trust that Annatar guy at all __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-20-2005, 05:35 AM	#7869
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	If you want to see Sauron like this, boot him off of Survivior!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-20-2005, 07:39 AM	#7870
lothlorien Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Stalking the fellowship Posts: 38	can't see Damn I can't see the pics I don't know why I could before but now I can't strange huh oh well

10-20-2005, 07:50 AM	#7871
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	What's this? Has Lalwende ascended to "Dwells in the Spirit World"?

10-20-2005, 01:30 PM	#7872
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Sauron: "Aragorn, I am your Grandmother in-law!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-20-2005, 01:53 PM	#7873
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Ground control to Sauron Ground control to Sauron: Take your protein pills and put your spiky helmet on Ground control to Sauron: Commencing countdown engine's on Check ignition and may Morgoth be with you This is ground control to Sauron, you've really made the grade! And the papers want to know whose skirts you wear, Now it's time to leave the Black Gate if you dare. This is Sauron to ground control, I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in the most peculiar way And I look very different today For here am I floating in evening wear, far above the world MIddle Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still And I think my army knows which way to go, Tell Morgoth I love him very much he knows. Ground control to Sauron: Your circuit's dead, there's something wong. Can you hear me Sauron? Can you hear me Sauron? Can you hear me Sauron? Can you… Here am I floating round my land, far above Mount Doom Middle Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do (With profound and deepest apologies to the King of Glam, His Highness and Majesty of Glitz, Sir David Bowie.)

10-20-2005, 02:27 PM	#7874
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Nobody knew there were light-sockets in ME until this guy put his finger in one. OR Sauron decides to create a new terror: Elves cross-bred with electric eels! OR Legolas... as he sees himslef. OR Elf: "Take the next right it says... Rivendel is right there it says... Tgh! It didn't say I'd be going through a toxic waste drainpipe to get in! I hate MapQuest!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-20-2005, 02:43 PM	#7875
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Finally I get why he's called Gil-Galad... Or Frodo: SAM! That phial Galadriel gave me was NOT something you should drink! __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...