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Glirdan · 09-14-2005, 01:09 PM

Fourtunately, the transporter was fixed in a matter of seconds.

Boromir88 · 09-14-2005, 01:12 PM

Unfortunately, by the time they got it fixed Gandalf had been eaten by flesh-eating pirhanas.

Meneltarmacil · 09-14-2005, 01:12 PM

Unfortunately, the Enterprise got zapped into an alternate reality and Gandalf fell into a bottomless pit.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-14-2005, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boromir88

Unfortunately, by the time they got it fixed Gandalf had been eaten by flesh-eating pirhanas.

Fortunately, Gandalf came back as Gandalf the slightly bruised.

Glirdan · 09-14-2005, 01:28 PM

Unfourtunately, Gandlaf the slightly bruised became Gandlaf the overly ugly and unreconizable and thus he was not able to help everyone in ME due to the fact that he was ugly and no one reconized him.

The Perky Ent · 09-14-2005, 03:43 PM

Fortunatly, through the powers for '4 8 15 16 23 42', Gandalf someghow turned into a wild boar, and no longer cared about uglyness!

Boromir88 · 09-14-2005, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Fortunatly, through the powers for '4 8 15 16 23 42', Gandalf someghow turned into a wild boar, and no longer cared about uglyness!

I was going to say Fortunately Gandalf found someone just like him...Gothmog

But I guess I'll have to go with...

Unfortunately, Eru zapped Gandalf back to his prior ugly form, because he doesn't know how Gandalf changed into a wild boar anyway.

The Perky Ent · 09-14-2005, 03:58 PM

Fortunatly, he wasn't ugly in his new zapped form!

Glirdan · 09-14-2005, 04:06 PM

Unfourtunately, he wasn't white either. He was........PINK!!!!!

Gil-Galad · 09-14-2005, 04:45 PM

Fortunately Pink was the new fad so gandalf wa hip and could hang out at the malls

The Perky Ent · 09-14-2005, 05:00 PM

Unfortunatly, they had to take his staff before he was let into the mall

Gil-Galad · 09-14-2005, 05:02 PM

Fortunately he converted his staff into a necklace for some Bling-Bling, so Gandalf was fine

Meneltarmacil · 09-14-2005, 05:26 PM

Unfortunately, it was an evil choke-you-to-death necklace, and Gandalf started suffocating.

Glirdan · 09-14-2005, 05:40 PM

Fourtunately, he gave the said necklace to Sauron.

The Elf-warrior · 09-14-2005, 08:08 PM

Unfortunately Sauron's squeezed eyeball wasn't a pretty sight.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-14-2005, 09:03 PM

. . . he gave it to his Mouth.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-14-2005, 11:50 PM

Unfortunately, The Mouth of Sauron had a dentist appointment.

Orominuialwen · 09-15-2005, 12:05 AM

Fortunately, the Mouth of Sauron still put on the Gandalf-strangling, eyeball-squeezing necklace.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-15-2005, 12:42 AM

Unfortunately, the necklace liked the Mouth of Sauron so it didn't kill him.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-15-2005, 01:20 AM

Fortunately, the dentist was happy that TMoS was still alive, as now he could charge him £490,000.01 (about $900,000.01) for the treatment and put Sauron out of business.

Son of Númenor · 09-15-2005, 03:22 AM

Unfortunately, the dentist's drill slipped and put TMoS out of commission; Sauron sent the dreaded Wingéd Attorneys, fresh from Lawzgûl, to collect millions in damages.

Boromir88 · 09-15-2005, 04:37 AM

Fortunately the dentist (like all of them) had excellent coverage.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-15-2005, 08:04 AM

Unfortunately, it turned out to be T-V coverage, which wasn't very helpful

Boromir88 · 09-15-2005, 01:08 PM

Fortunately Judge Boromir88 dismissed it as a frivolous lawsuit. How he detests them.

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 01:45 PM

Unfourtunately, it was up to Glirdan and the rest of the jusry to decide what happened in the lawsuit.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-15-2005, 02:08 PM

Fortunately, everything had to be put on hold as Melko returned to wreak his revenge on the law system! So he blew up the place and the Dentist, The Mouth of Sauron and Sauron got away while Melko was left blowing things up.

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 02:09 PM

Unfourtunately, this wasn't good news.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-15-2005, 02:10 PM

Fortunately, everyone was so confused that they just assumed it was good and went back to work. Sauron got a job at Star-bucks.

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 02:16 PM

Unfourtunately, he got fired in three days, again.

Gil-Galad · 09-15-2005, 04:40 PM

Forunately Saurons dad got him a job at the zoo

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 04:41 PM

Unfourtunately, Sauron's dad was Morgoth who was still trapped in the Void and thus, Sauron was still out of a job.

Gil-Galad · 09-15-2005, 04:58 PM

fortunately Morgoth was Saurons adoptive dad, Aule was his real dad and Aule got Sauron the job and whatever Glirdan says doesn't apply to this thread anymore

Márcolië Lamen · 09-15-2005, 05:01 PM

Unfortunately this meant that Sauron was now trapped in an identity crisis because he learned random things he grew up assuming true were now proven false.

Celuien · 09-15-2005, 05:06 PM

Fortunately, Sauron's identity crisis caused him to turn over a new leaf. He then joined the battle against evil in Middle Earth.

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 05:07 PM

Fourtunately, whatever Glirdy says still applies to this thread, it's what ever Gil says that doesn't apply.

Since Sauron was going through an identity crisis, he didn't have a chance to make the Ring of Power.

Gil-Galad · 09-15-2005, 05:12 PM

i take it Glirdans is un forunate

Forunately what Glirdan just said didn't apply so whatever i says apply, but Sauron made a Folding-Chair of doom

The Elf-warrior · 09-15-2005, 05:35 PM

Unfortunately The Elf-warrior fed Glirdan and Gil-Galad to Shelob to get them to stop fighting.

Boromir88 · 09-15-2005, 05:56 PM

Fortunately Shelob had a troublesome time digesting the two of them and exploded.

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 06:01 PM

Unfourtunately, Boromir88 exploded at the same time.

The Elf-warrior · 09-15-2005, 06:09 PM

Fortunately Glirdan and Gil-Galad survived.

09-14-2005, 01:09 PM	#1601
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the transporter was fixed in a matter of seconds. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-14-2005, 01:12 PM	#1602
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately, by the time they got it fixed Gandalf had been eaten by flesh-eating pirhanas. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-14-2005, 01:12 PM	#1603
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the Enterprise got zapped into an alternate reality and Gandalf fell into a bottomless pit. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-14-2005, 01:28 PM	#1605
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Gandlaf the slightly bruised became Gandlaf the overly ugly and unreconizable and thus he was not able to help everyone in ME due to the fact that he was ugly and no one reconized him. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-14-2005, 03:43 PM	#1606
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, through the powers for '4 8 15 16 23 42', Gandalf someghow turned into a wild boar, and no longer cared about uglyness! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-14-2005, 03:58 PM	#1608
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, he wasn't ugly in his new zapped form! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-14-2005, 04:06 PM	#1609
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, he wasn't white either. He was........PINK!!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-14-2005, 04:45 PM	#1610
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Pink was the new fad so gandalf wa hip and could hang out at the malls __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-14-2005, 05:00 PM	#1611
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, they had to take his staff before he was let into the mall __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-14-2005, 05:02 PM	#1612
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately he converted his staff into a necklace for some Bling-Bling, so Gandalf was fine __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-14-2005, 05:26 PM	#1613
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, it was an evil choke-you-to-death necklace, and Gandalf started suffocating. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-14-2005, 05:40 PM	#1614
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, he gave the said necklace to Sauron. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-14-2005, 08:08 PM	#1615
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Sauron's squeezed eyeball wasn't a pretty sight. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-14-2005, 09:03 PM	#1616
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . he gave it to his Mouth. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-14-2005, 11:50 PM	#1617
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	<--- Oooh! I've not seen this before! Unfortunately, The Mouth of Sauron had a dentist appointment. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-15-2005, 12:05 AM	#1618
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	<---Yay for Alcarillo's new icon! Fortunately, the Mouth of Sauron still put on the Gandalf-strangling, eyeball-squeezing necklace. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

09-15-2005, 12:42 AM	#1619
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the necklace liked the Mouth of Sauron so it didn't kill him.

09-15-2005, 01:20 AM	#1620
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the dentist was happy that TMoS was still alive, as now he could charge him £490,000.01 (about $900,000.01) for the treatment and put Sauron out of business. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-15-2005, 03:22 AM	#1621
Son of Númenor A Shade of Westernesse Join Date: May 2004 Location: The last wave over Atalantë Posts: 515	Unfortunately, the dentist's drill slipped and put TMoS out of commission; Sauron sent the dreaded Wingéd Attorneys, fresh from Lawzgûl, to collect millions in damages. __________________ "This miserable drizzling afternoon I have been reading up old military lecture-notes again:- and getting bored with them after an hour and a half. I have done some touches to my nonsense fairy language - to its improvement."

09-15-2005, 04:37 AM	#1622
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately the dentist (like all of them) had excellent coverage. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-15-2005, 08:04 AM	#1623
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, it turned out to be T-V coverage, which wasn't very helpful __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-15-2005, 01:08 PM	#1624
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately Judge Boromir88 dismissed it as a frivolous lawsuit. How he detests them. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-15-2005, 01:45 PM	#1625
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, it was up to Glirdan and the rest of the jusry to decide what happened in the lawsuit. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 02:08 PM	#1626
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, everything had to be put on hold as Melko returned to wreak his revenge on the law system! So he blew up the place and the Dentist, The Mouth of Sauron and Sauron got away while Melko was left blowing things up. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-15-2005, 02:09 PM	#1627
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, this wasn't good news. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 02:10 PM	#1628
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, everyone was so confused that they just assumed it was good and went back to work. Sauron got a job at Star-bucks. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-15-2005, 02:16 PM	#1629
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, he got fired in three days, again. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 04:40 PM	#1630
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Forunately Saurons dad got him a job at the zoo __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-15-2005, 04:41 PM	#1631
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Sauron's dad was Morgoth who was still trapped in the Void and thus, Sauron was still out of a job. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 04:58 PM	#1632
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	fortunately Morgoth was Saurons adoptive dad, Aule was his real dad and Aule got Sauron the job and whatever Glirdan says doesn't apply to this thread anymore __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-15-2005, 05:01 PM	#1633
Márcolië Lamen Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Nwy, land of the llamas Posts: 109	Unfortunately this meant that Sauron was now trapped in an identity crisis because he learned random things he grew up assuming true were now proven false. __________________ Here there be turtle-dragons

09-15-2005, 05:06 PM	#1634
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, Sauron's identity crisis caused him to turn over a new leaf. He then joined the battle against evil in Middle Earth. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-15-2005, 05:07 PM	#1635
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, whatever Glirdy says still applies to this thread, it's what ever Gil says that doesn't apply. Since Sauron was going through an identity crisis, he didn't have a chance to make the Ring of Power. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 05:12 PM	#1636
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	i take it Glirdans is un forunate Forunately what Glirdan just said didn't apply so whatever i says apply, but Sauron made a Folding-Chair of doom __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-15-2005, 05:35 PM	#1637
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately The Elf-warrior fed Glirdan and Gil-Galad to Shelob to get them to stop fighting. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.