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Elerrina · 08-07-2001, 12:14 PM

Do you know how much money I would pay to see Mr T as Boromir?!? "I pity the foo who don't give me da ring!" This thread has done alot of damage, I'm having night terrors at the thought of John Travolta as Legolas... In all seriousness, the chick from along came a spider would've been a good Eowyn, I think, I can't complain too much about the rest of the cast...though I agree Gary Coleman should've been SOMETHING. Ghan-buri-ghan?? I'm liking some of the rock themes: Aragorn: Mick Jagger (can't you see him doing that chicken walk in the midst of Pellannor?) Gandalf: Bob Dylan (no one understands the full meaning of what either of them say, right?) Elladan & Elrohir: Simon & Garfunkel No, no, I can't do it anymore...it hurts to much to mar my poor LOTR! ~ Elerrina ('Crowned with stars'; a name of Taniquetil; Only thing that wasn't taken) 'Many are the strange chances of the world,'said Mithrandir,'and help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter."

Maglor68 · 08-15-2001, 10:26 AM

Worst Cast - Bad Guys Nazgul - The Brady Bunch (Alice as the Witch King) Sauron - Mr. Philips Mouth of Sauron - Sam Gollum - Oliver

Valros Barazhor · 08-15-2001, 06:09 PM

This is a great thread! 70's cheesy cast: Frodo-Johnny Whittaker Sam-Gary Burghoff Merry- Shields Pippin- Yarnell Gimli- Sebastian Cabot Legolas-Leif Garrett Aragorn-Alan Alda Gandalf-Dan Haggerty Arwen- Linda Blair Elrond-Richard Hatch Bilbo- Carroll O'Conner Eowyn- Marie Osmond Galadriel-TonyTenille Celborn-The Captain Treebeard-Lorne Greene Theoden-Gavin McCleod Boromir-Dirk Benedict Saruman-Ricardo Montalban Wormtongue- Herve Villechez Mouth of Sauron-Unknown Comic Denethor-Chuck Barris Eomer-Donny Osmond Rangers of Ithilien-Solid Gold Dancers Ringwraiths-Sha Na Na Gollum-Billy Barty Sauron-John Forsythe(Charlie) Imrahil- Tony Danza Faramir-Bernie Koppell Orcs-Slestaks Watcher in the Water-Sigmund Fell Beast- Lamb Chop Ioreth-Madame Glorfindel-Peter Frampton I will stop now...this is madness. Cheers, Valros

09-21-2001, 07:05 AM

Re: Better cast/Disaster cast ok, here goes.... Vorechoriels ALL POP-STAR cast (1)Frodo: Aaron Carter (2)Galadriel: Madonna (3)Bilbo: Lou Pearlman (4)Eowyn: Christina Aguilera (5)Arwen: Britney Spears (6)Boromir: Nick Lachey (7)Aragorn: JC Chasez (8 )Gandalf: Michael Jackson (9)Sam: Taylor Hanson (10)Pippin: Chris Kirkpatrick (11)Merry: Enrique Inglesias (12)Legolas: Justin Timberlake (13)Gimli: Joey Fatone (14)Nine Riders: Backstreet Boys and Dreamstreet (15)Faramir: Ricky Martin THE HORROR!!! May Iúvatar bless you And may the stars of Elbereth light your way... *~*Vorechoriel*~*

09-21-2001, 07:49 AM

Re: Better cast/Disaster cast I woulve liked to see some other actors as the cast is now , but alas i am not the director

09-23-2001, 11:09 AM

OOh yes, Ricky Martin as Faramir, that would be fab! They could put back the dance sequence at the waterfall that Tolkien had to cut

the Lorien wanderer · 09-24-2001, 09:38 AM

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 02-18-2002, 06:28 PM

This subject came up again recently in the chat room, so I put together an Our Gang/Little Rascals cast....I hopes it's not been done here already.Mickey as Frodo Stymie as Sam Porky as Pippin Scotty as Merry Spanky as Gandalf Mary Ann as Legolas Butch as Boromir Wheezer as Gimli Alfalfa as Aragorn Darla as Arwen Froggy as Gollum Waldo as Elrond Buckwheat as Lord of the Nazgûl Ferina as another Black Rider Pete the Pup as Bill the Pony

Ringfenwen · 02-23-2002, 02:27 PM

I think everyone in the first movie was cast brilliantly anyway,the only person I would change would be Kate Blanchett as Galadriel, she was RUBBISH Anyone else would be better than her, except Britney Spears, she should be put down this instant, Oh, or Mariah Carey, in fact no-one who sings should ever be allowed onstage

Anarya SilverBranch · 02-24-2002, 02:02 PM

I think the cast they picked was really good. I really liked Gandalf, Ian McKellan did an absolutely wonderful job protraying him! And Of course, who would want to change Legolas, Orlando Bloom is soooooo perfect!!! *passes out on the floor at the name of Orlando Bloom*

Ringfenwen · 02-25-2002, 03:38 PM

Orlando Bloom is EXTREMELY gorgeous, but noone could ever be as gorgeous, sweet-natured, hunky, and downright SEXY as Viggo Mortensen/Aragorn, mind you he wouldn't look half as good with short hair, but come on, I mean YUM!

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 02-25-2002, 05:43 PM

Hey! Stop polluting the thread with off-topic drippy drooling. Tell us a replacement cast and keep the fantasizing in yer heads.

goldwine · 02-25-2002, 05:54 PM

There are so many frighteningly disasterous cast lists in this posting (and screamingly funny) that I think I will appreciate the movie casting in a much greater way.........

Nar · 08-25-2002, 08:34 PM

For those old enough to have seen early SNL (perhaps it's in reruns somewhere?):John Belushi as Lord of the Nazgul Garret Morris as Frodo Gilda Radner as Arwen Bill Murray as Aragorn Jane Curtin as Eowyn Father Guido Sarducci as GollumChevy Chase as Gandalf Dan Ackroyd as Sauruman ('Gandalf, you ignorant sl**')introducing: John Belushi's eyebrow as Sauron

Evisse the Blue · 08-26-2002, 05:48 AM

I know that Tom Bombadil wasn't in the movie (shame, shame!) but Mom said that while she was reading FOTR she imagined Tom as Mel Gibson is this a dream cast or a disaster cast: Mel Gibson as Tom Bombadil ??

Lothiriel Silmarien · 08-26-2002, 10:13 AM

Yeah, I can just picture Mel gibson hoppin around in his yellow boots singin hey ho merry dol, to the bottle I go, blah blah and whatever else that Tom sings! Oh the horror, the horror!! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> Frodo - Gene Simmons Barliman Butterbur - Meatloaf <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I can just imagine it! Oh that's too funny!!!! Oh and Frodo needs to stick his toungue out too, every time he sees an orc or something!My turn now!Aragorn: Christopher Lowell. "Fabuloooous. Isn't it just great! Wow, Boromir, that sheild would just go great with my dinnerware!"Gandalf: Pam AndersonBill the Pony: Arnold Schwarzenegger. Merry and Pippin: The guys who sang the macarena song.Oh and I know an Aussie band that could do the soundtrack! 30 Odd Foot of Grunts. You wanna know if it's bad? Well, I'll tell you who sings in it. Russell Crowe. Does that answer the question? Yes, Britney Spears as the Mouth of Sauron! Actually, no. I don't want her even in the movie, even if she plays a part like that!Now for the music theme Gandalf: Marylin Manson Aragorn: that singer from Poison (oh and the leopard skin cowboy hat would go great!) Arwen: Shirley Manson Galadreil: the singer from Skunk Anasie (the horror!) Legolas: Kurt Cobain last but not least, Saruman: Frank Sinatra. (NOOOOOO!!!)

Lhunbelethiel · 08-26-2002, 02:52 PM

I can't believe no one's done this before...THE ALL SIMPSONS LORD OF THE RINGS CAST!Frodo: Bart- who else! Bilbo: Principal Skinner Merry: Itchy Pippin: Scratchy Sam: Barney Bill the Pony: Santas Little Helper Gandalf: Grandpa Simpson Saruman: Mr. Burns of course Wormtongue: Smithers hehe... Sauron: ???? I need some help with that one! Perhaps Apu? "Thank you, rule them all again!" Legolas: Martin Prince Aragorn: Duff Man Gimli: Side Show Bob Boromir: Krusty the Klown (the irony) Gollum: Moe the bartender Arwen: Marge Eowyn: Lisa Galadriel: Selma (for when she goes all wacky) Shelob: Patty more....?????

08-26-2002, 06:02 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . HA! I can just imagine that! "Frodo": Okay, we need to get this ring to Mt. Doom and have it destroyed, man.At Orthanc (the powerplant) "Saruman" to "Gandalf": Since you won't help me get the ring, it's company policy to give you the plague.Who's Homer gonna play? Maybe Elrond, or Shelob. Heeheeheee. . .

Catherine · 08-26-2002, 08:34 PM

Very funny Lothiriel

Elven-Maiden · 01-19-2003, 12:16 PM

A Star Trek CastFrodo: Tom Paris Sam: Reg Barckley Merry: McCoy (Bones) Pippin: Rom (Quark’s little bro) Gandalf: Picard Aragorn: Riker Faramir: Worf Boromir: Kirk (give... me... the... Ring.... Frodo (meanwhile, Frodo’s miles away!)) Legolas: The Doctor Gimli: Neelix Arwen: Troi Eowyn: Tasha Yar Galadriel: Guinen Saruman: Quark Sauron: Borg Queen Orcs: The Borg Shelob: Trelane or Q

Elven-Maiden · 01-19-2003, 12:19 PM

A Star Wars CastFrodo: Luke Sam: Little Ani Merry: C3P0 Pippin: R2D2 Gandalf: Yoda Aragorn: Han Faramir: Teenage Ani Boromir: Darth Vader Legolas: Lando Gimli: Jar Jar Binks Arwen: Leia Eowyn: Padme Galadriel: Young Aunt Beru Saruman: Count Dooku Barrow Wight: Bobba Fett Sauron: Emperor Palpatine Orcs: Storm Troopers Shelob: Jabba the Hutt[ January 19, 2003: Message edited by: Elven-Maiden ]

01-22-2003, 04:21 PM

I think for the disaster cast they should use the cast of the Goonies(I hoped I spelled it right.) And Sean Astin will not be Sam in this version. Frodo:Mikey Sam:Mikeys mom Merry:Chunk Pippin:Sloth Arwen:AndyEowyn:Martha Plimptons character (I forgot her name) Aragorn:Mikey's brother Sauron:Troy's Dad Saurman:Troy The orcs:The Fatellies(Especially Joey Pants character) Treebeard:The old man reporter at the end of the film King Theodon:Mr. Walsh Eomer: Data The Mouth of Sauron:Mrs. Fatelli Gandalf:Mouth Gollum/Smeagol:Rosalita (Thinks theat Frodo has drugs and certain other devices) Bilbo: Mrs. Walsh Elrond: The dead government agent guy stuck in the freezer. Legolas:The officer who thinks that Chunk makes stuff up all the time.That would be an interesting disaster cast.

01-22-2003, 06:18 PM

Frodo=Gilbert Gottfried (voice of Iago in Aladdin) Sam=Arnold Schwarzenegger Merry= Sylvester Stallone Pippin=Jean-Claude Van Damme Aragorn=Christopher Walken Legolas=Chris Tucker Gimli=Danny Devito Gandalf=Walter Matthau Saurman=Jack Nicolson Gollum=Ozzy Osborne Elrond=Tom Hanks

01-22-2003, 06:27 PM

Thought of some more: Sauron=Bill Gates Boromir=Mel Gibbson Galadriel=Meme from Drew Carry Celeborn=Drew Carry Cave Troll=Chris Farley Treebeard=Ray Romano Denethor=Sean Connery Faramir=Steven from Braveheart Arwen=Natalie Portman

Gorwingel · 01-23-2003, 12:33 AM

I hope the Simpsons do a parody of the LOTR, That would be absolutely spectacularIf anyone has not seen it, but South Park did a great parody too (I am not a South Park fan, I actually kind of hate that show, but this episode was very enjoyable)If they would have kept that Stuart Towndsend, who was going to play Aragorn, that would have been terrible.WeWantsIt I love your avatar [ January 23, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

Noxomanus · 07-09-2003, 12:51 PM

just stumbled upon this with the search option,it's a terrific topic.I'd like to add my list too,here it is (you might not know certain people): The Lord of the Rings Rapper-castFrodo= that irritating **&^of a Nelly,I can just imagine him doing an "oh-ho!" Sam:Bad Azz Merry: Lil' Bow Wow Pippin:Jermaine Dupri Gandalf: Dr. Dre (with big beard) Saruman:Ice Cube (with big beard as well) (imagine those last two in a Wizard outfit) Gollum: Definately skinny Snoop Dogg Barliman Butterbur: Fat Joe Elrond: P. Diddy Galadriel: Lil'Kim Arwen:Foxy Brown Eowyn:Eve Aragorn:Xzibit Gimli:Timb aland Legolas:Eminem Tom Bombadil:Pharell Williams or Ja Rule(both sing and would be really interesting as Iarwain) Glorfindel:Ludacris Boromir:Nate Dogg (he dies singing) Sauron:2Pac (he has indeed survived the shooting,and he was paranoid as well,saw trouble everywhere,so a great Eye) Nazgul: the members of D12 (except Eminem,who's Legolas),Fabolous,Kurupt,Redman & Jay-Z as the Witch-King Treebeard:KRS-One oh,I could go on for ages,this is sooo funny.....

Meoshi · 07-09-2003, 01:34 PM

Rodney Dangerfield as Aragorn.Bill Clinton as Boromir.

Ophelia · 07-09-2003, 01:56 PM

I really think that all the worst charecters have allready been named but one person I could not think to be Arwen - and that is Cher . No offence but that is just unbeliveble . And no way I could imagine Silvester Stallone as Aragorn . And I agree with most of you : members of boybands as any of the charecters ? I mean, that is just sick

Brinniel · 07-09-2003, 05:31 PM

Frodo: Davy Jones
Sam: Peter Tork
Merry: Micky Dolenz
Pippin: Mike Nesmith
Bilbo: Anthony Hopkins
Aragorn: Johnny Depp
Gandalf: Michael Caine
Legolas: Macaulay Culkin
Gimli: Robbie Coltrane
Boromir: Brendan Fraser
Faramir: Ewan McGregor
Arwen: Claire Danes
Galadriel: Kirstie Alley
Celeborn: Kelsey Grammer
Elrond: Victor Garber
Theoden: John Cleese
Eomer: Heath Ledger
Eowyn: Reece Witherspoon
Wormtongue: Christopher Walken
Denethor: Robert DeNiro
Gollum: Chris Kattan
Haldir: Will Farell
Saruman: Patrick Stewart
Sauron: Gilbert Godfrey
Bill the Pony: Eddie Murphy

The Only Real Estel · 07-09-2003, 07:29 PM

Here's my WORST cast nominees: Frodo: Tom Cruise Sam: Ben Affleck Merry: Matt Damon Pippin: Gilbert Godfrey Bilbo: Mel Gibson Aragorn: Keanua Reeves Gandalf: Brandon Fraizer Legolas: Leonardo Dicaprio Gimli: Colin Ferrell Boromir: Wesley Snipes (not ALL bad, though) Faramir: Nicholas Cage Arwen: Christiana Augulara Galadriel: Julia Roberts Celeborn: Justin Timberlake Elrond: Eminem Theoden: Al Piccino Eomer: Will Smith Eowyn: Angelena Jolee Wormtongue: Ray Park ( not all bad ) Denethor: Viggo Mortenson Gollum: Brittany Spears Haldir: Tom Hanks Saruman: Robert De Niro Sauron: Arnold Swartzanneager ( or however you spell it ) Bill the Pony: Big Snoop Dog [ July 09, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

07-09-2003, 08:18 PM

I'd rather do the funny one because I think the original cast was as good as it gets. 1. FRODO- Shaya Lebouf(that kid on Even Stevens. SAM- Hayden Christensen(he has the whole whiny thing down pat) GIMLI- Danny Devito is a good one. ARAGORN- Arnold Swartzineger GANDALF- Sean Connery LEGOLAS- Shayne West(haha little white boy) BOROMIR- Ben Afleck PIPPIN- Mike Meyers MERRY- David Gallager GALADRIEL- Renee Zelwegger BILBO- Woody Allen EOWYN- Linda Hamilton ARWEN- Jennifer GarnerThis is my list so I hope all like it.

StarJewel · 07-10-2003, 01:05 AM

If any of these disaster casts ever happened, I would renounce all ties to this planet and live on Mars. John Travolta or Leonardo DiCaprio as Legolas?! In the name of Eru, stop the madness and the spread of terrifying mental images! just kidding

The Only Real Estel · 07-10-2003, 03:47 PM

I think mine of Eminem as Elrond & Brittany Spears as Gollum can pretty well freak ANYBODY out...

Arwen Eruantale · 07-17-2003, 01:28 PM

Welcome to the Downs, Urwendi! Those are some interesting ones... Are you sure LeBeouf and Christenson could get along? That'd be a wierd combination... I think Shia would drive Hayden nuts. But you're right about his whole whiny thing.

Elen Ilúvitauri · 07-31-2003, 10:29 PM

Aragorn: Eminem Arwen: Hillary Duff Galadriel: Pink Eowyn: Brandy Think about it... and shudder..

Lily Bombadil · 07-31-2003, 10:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>GALADRIEL- Renee Zelwegger <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>My drama teacher, Leslie Burger, acted in a movie with her. It was called "The Whole Wide World".It would be simply AWFUL if: ~Toby Maguire played Frodo! ~Harrison Ford as Aragorn (blarrgh!). ~Glenn Close plays Galadriel ~Richard Gere played Gandalf ~Danny Devito as Gimli (yuck-a-roonie! *gasp* IDEA!) ~Mickey Roonie as Bilbo (If he's still alive) ~Carrot Top as Pippin ~Bernie Mac plays Sam ~Drew Barrymore as Eowyn ~Owen Wilson (from Shanghai Knights) as Merry ~Daniel Day-Lewis (Hawkeye from Last of the Mohicans) as Legolas ~Bruce Willis plays Boromir ~Mel Gibson as Elrond ~Jackie Chan plays Haldir ~Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) as Arwen

GaladrieloftheOlden · 08-01-2003, 03:05 PM

Hmm... I don't think I'll even tell you if this is a best or worst list. You're smart, you'll figure it out... Frodo: Laurence Fishborne. Sam: Tom Cruise Pippin: Tom Hanks Aragorn: Ben Affleck Arwen: Jennifer Lopez Galadriel: Natalie PortmanSwan song, -Menelien

Yavanna228 · 08-01-2003, 03:07 PM

Or Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman as Celeborn and Galadriel? Peace

Everdawn · 08-02-2003, 12:50 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> Jackie Chan plays Haldir <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>lol! that would be great! hehe..Tom &Nicole? Do you want to start WW3?

08-07-2001, 12:14 PM	#81
Elerrina Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 15	<BR><br><br> Do you know how much money I would pay to see Mr T as Boromir?!? "I pity the foo who don't give me da ring!"<br> <br> This thread has done alot of damage, I'm having night terrors at the thought of John Travolta as Legolas...<br> <br> In all seriousness, the chick from along came a spider would've been a good Eowyn, I think, I can't complain too much about the rest of the cast...though I agree Gary Coleman should've been SOMETHING. Ghan-buri-ghan?? <br> <br> I'm liking some of the rock themes:<br> <br> Aragorn: Mick Jagger (can't you see him doing that chicken walk in the midst of Pellannor?)<br> Gandalf: Bob Dylan (no one understands the full meaning of what either of them say, right?)<br> Elladan & Elrohir: Simon & Garfunkel<br> <br> No, no, I can't do it anymore...it hurts to much to mar my poor LOTR! <br> <br> <br> <p>~ Elerrina ('Crowned with stars'; a name of Taniquetil; Only thing that wasn't taken) 'Many are the strange chances of the world,'said Mithrandir,'and help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter."</p>

08-15-2001, 10:26 AM	#82
Maglor68 Wight Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 112	<BR>Worst Cast - Bad Guys</b><br><br> Nazgul - The Brady Bunch (Alice as the Witch King)<br> Sauron - Mr. Philips<br> Mouth of Sauron - Sam<br> Gollum - Oliver <p></p>

08-15-2001, 06:09 PM	#83
Valros Barazhor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 46	<BR><br><br> This is a great thread!<br> 70's cheesy cast:<br> Frodo-Johnny Whittaker<br> Sam-Gary Burghoff<br> Merry- Shields<br> Pippin- Yarnell<br> Gimli- Sebastian Cabot<br> Legolas-Leif Garrett<br> Aragorn-Alan Alda<br> Gandalf-Dan Haggerty<br> Arwen- Linda Blair<br> Elrond-Richard Hatch<br> Bilbo- Carroll O'Conner<br> Eowyn- Marie Osmond<br> Galadriel-TonyTenille<br> Celborn-The Captain<br> Treebeard-Lorne Greene<br> Theoden-Gavin McCleod<br> Boromir-Dirk Benedict<br> Saruman-Ricardo Montalban<br> Wormtongue- Herve Villechez<br> Mouth of Sauron-Unknown Comic<br> Denethor-Chuck Barris<br> Eomer-Donny Osmond<br> Rangers of Ithilien-Solid Gold Dancers<br> Ringwraiths-Sha Na Na<br> Gollum-Billy Barty<br> Sauron-John Forsythe(Charlie)<br> Imrahil- Tony Danza<br> Faramir-Bernie Koppell<br> Orcs-Slestaks<br> Watcher in the Water-Sigmund<br> Fell Beast- Lamb Chop<br> Ioreth-Madame<br> Glorfindel-Peter Frampton<br> I will stop now...this is madness.<br> Cheers,<br> Valros<br> <br> <p></p>

09-21-2001, 07:05 AM	#84
Vorechoriel Guest Posts: n/a	<BR> Re: Better cast/Disaster cast</b><br><br> ok, here goes....<br> <br> <u>Vorechoriels ALL POP-STAR cast</u><br> <br> (1)Frodo: Aaron Carter<br> (2)Galadriel: Madonna<br> (3)Bilbo: Lou Pearlman<br> (4)Eowyn: Christina Aguilera<br> (5)Arwen: Britney Spears<br> (6)Boromir: Nick Lachey<br> (7)Aragorn: JC Chasez<br> (8 )Gandalf: Michael Jackson<br> (9)Sam: Taylor Hanson<br> (10)Pippin: Chris Kirkpatrick<br> (11)Merry: Enrique Inglesias<br> (12)Legolas: Justin Timberlake<br> (13)Gimli: Joey Fatone<br> (14)Nine Riders: Backstreet Boys and Dreamstreet<br> (15)Faramir: Ricky Martin<br> <br> THE HORROR!!! <p><p align=center>May Iúvatar bless you<br> And may the stars of Elbereth light your way...<br>~Vorechoriel~</p></p>

09-21-2001, 07:49 AM	#85
Theronid Guest Posts: n/a	<BR> Re: Better cast/Disaster cast</b><br><br> I woulve liked to see some other actors as the cast is now , but alas i am not the director <p></p>

09-23-2001, 11:09 AM	#86
AnnaK Guest Posts: n/a	OOh yes, Ricky Martin as Faramir, that would be fab! They could put back the dance sequence at the waterfall that Tolkien had to cut

09-24-2001, 09:38 AM	#87
the Lorien wanderer Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 276

02-18-2002, 06:28 PM	#88
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	This subject came up again recently in the chat room, so I put together an Our Gang/Little Rascals cast....I hopes it's not been done here already.<P>Mickey as Frodo<BR>Stymie as Sam<BR>Porky as Pippin<BR>Scotty as Merry<BR>Spanky as Gandalf<BR>Mary Ann as Legolas<BR>Butch as Boromir<BR>Wheezer as Gimli<BR>Alfalfa as Aragorn<BR>Darla as Arwen<BR>Froggy as Gollum<BR>Waldo as Elrond<BR>Buckwheat as Lord of the Nazgûl<BR>Ferina as another Black Rider<BR>Pete the Pup as Bill the Pony __________________ The Barrow-Wight

02-23-2002, 02:27 PM	#89
Ringfenwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wales Posts: 19	I think everyone in the first movie was cast brilliantly anyway,the only person I would change would be Kate Blanchett as Galadriel, she was RUBBISH <P>Anyone else would be better than her, except Britney Spears, she should be put down this instant, Oh, or Mariah Carey, in fact no-one who sings should ever be allowed onstage __________________ The rust in my eyes is from my corroding halo

02-24-2002, 02:02 PM	#90
Anarya SilverBranch Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In maiden meditation, fancy free. Posts: 245	I think the cast they picked was really good. I really liked Gandalf, Ian McKellan did an absolutely wonderful job protraying him! And Of course, who would want to change Legolas, Orlando Bloom is soooooo perfect!!!<BR>passes out on the floor at the name of Orlando Bloom __________________ Snow white! Snow White! O' Lady Clear! O' Queen Beyond the Western Seas! O' light to us that wander here amid the world of woven trees!

02-25-2002, 03:38 PM	#91
Ringfenwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wales Posts: 19	Orlando Bloom is EXTREMELY gorgeous, but noone could ever be as gorgeous, sweet-natured, hunky, and downright SEXY as Viggo Mortensen/Aragorn, mind you he wouldn't look half as good with short hair, but come on, I mean YUM! __________________ The rust in my eyes is from my corroding halo

02-25-2002, 05:43 PM	#92
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	Hey! Stop polluting the thread with off-topic drippy drooling. Tell us a replacement cast and keep the fantasizing in yer heads. __________________ The Barrow-Wight

02-25-2002, 05:54 PM	#93
goldwine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: South Australia Posts: 64	There are so many frighteningly disasterous cast lists in this posting (and screamingly funny) that I think I will appreciate the movie casting in a much greater way......... __________________ 2A Balrog. A demon from the underpants (Gandalf)

08-25-2002, 08:34 PM	#94
Nar Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 228	For those old enough to have seen early SNL (perhaps it's in reruns somewhere?):<P>John Belushi as Lord of the Nazgul<BR>Garret Morris as Frodo<BR>Gilda Radner as Arwen <BR>Bill Murray as Aragorn<BR>Jane Curtin as Eowyn<BR>Father Guido Sarducci as Gollum<P>Chevy Chase as Gandalf<BR>Dan Ackroyd as Sauruman ('Gandalf, you ignorant sl**')<P>introducing: John Belushi's eyebrow as Sauron

08-26-2002, 05:48 AM	#95
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	I know that Tom Bombadil wasn't in the movie (shame, shame!) but Mom said that while she was reading FOTR she imagined Tom as Mel Gibson <BR> is this a dream cast or a disaster cast: <B> Mel Gibson as Tom Bombadil </B>?? __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

08-26-2002, 10:13 AM	#96
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Yeah, I can just picture Mel gibson hoppin around in his yellow boots singin hey ho merry dol, to the bottle I go, blah blah and whatever else that Tom sings! Oh the horror, the horror!! <BR> <P><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> Frodo - Gene Simmons<BR>Barliman Butterbur - Meatloaf<BR><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>I can just imagine it! Oh that's too funny!!!! Oh and Frodo needs to stick his toungue out too, every time he sees an orc or something!<P>My turn now!<P>Aragorn: Christopher Lowell. "Fabuloooous. Isn't it just great! Wow, Boromir, that sheild would just go great with my dinnerware!"<P>Gandalf: Pam Anderson<P>Bill the Pony: Arnold Schwarzenegger. <P>Merry and Pippin: The guys who sang the macarena song.<P>Oh and I know an Aussie band that could do the soundtrack! 30 Odd Foot of Grunts. You wanna know if it's bad? Well, I'll tell you who sings in it. Russell Crowe. Does that answer the question? <P>Yes, Britney Spears as the Mouth of Sauron! Actually, no. I don't want her even in the movie, even if she plays a part like that!<P>Now for the music theme <P>Gandalf: Marylin Manson<BR>Aragorn: that singer from Poison (oh and the leopard skin cowboy hat would go great!)<BR>Arwen: Shirley Manson<BR>Galadreil: the singer from Skunk Anasie (the horror!)<BR>Legolas: Kurt Cobain <BR>last but not least,<BR>Saruman: Frank Sinatra. (NOOOOOO!!!) __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

08-26-2002, 02:52 PM	#97
Lhunbelethiel Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco Bay Area (aka Bay of Belfalas) Posts: 103	I can't believe no one's done this before...<P>THE ALL SIMPSONS LORD OF THE RINGS CAST!<P>Frodo: Bart- who else!<BR>Bilbo: Principal Skinner<BR>Merry: Itchy<BR>Pippin: Scratchy<BR>Sam: Barney<BR>Bill the Pony: Santas Little Helper<BR>Gandalf: Grandpa Simpson<BR>Saruman: Mr. Burns of course<BR>Wormtongue: Smithers hehe...<BR>Sauron: ???? I need some help with that one! Perhaps Apu? "Thank you, rule them all again!"<BR>Legolas: Martin Prince<BR>Aragorn: Duff Man<BR>Gimli: Side Show Bob<BR>Boromir: Krusty the Klown (the irony)<BR>Gollum: Moe the bartender <BR>Arwen: Marge<BR>Eowyn: Lisa<BR>Galadriel: Selma (for when she goes all wacky)<BR>Shelob: Patty<P><BR>more....????? __________________ ~~All that is gold does not glitter, not all who wander are lost, all that is old does not wither, deep roots are not touched by the frost...~~

08-26-2002, 06:02 PM	#98
nevfeniel Guest Posts: n/a	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . HA! I can just imagine that!<BR>"Frodo": Okay, we need to get this ring to Mt. Doom and have it destroyed, man.<P>At Orthanc (the powerplant)<BR>"Saruman" to "Gandalf": Since you won't help me get the ring, it's company policy to give you the plague.<P>Who's Homer gonna play? Maybe Elrond, or Shelob. Heeheeheee. . .

08-26-2002, 08:34 PM	#99
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Very funny Lothiriel __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

01-19-2003, 12:16 PM	#100
Elven-Maiden Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 297	A Star Trek Cast<P>Frodo: Tom Paris<BR>Sam: Reg Barckley<BR>Merry: McCoy (Bones)<BR>Pippin: Rom (Quark’s little bro)<BR>Gandalf: Picard<BR>Aragorn: Riker<BR>Faramir: Worf<BR>Boromir: Kirk (give... me... the... Ring.... Frodo (meanwhile, Frodo’s miles away!))<BR>Legolas: The Doctor<BR>Gimli: Neelix<BR>Arwen: Troi<BR>Eowyn: Tasha Yar<BR>Galadriel: Guinen<BR>Saruman: Quark<BR>Sauron: Borg Queen<BR>Orcs: The Borg<BR>Shelob: Trelane or Q __________________ Tout ce qui est or ne brille pas, Tous ceux qui errent ne sont pas perdus. Mobilis in Mobile

01-19-2003, 12:19 PM	#101
Elven-Maiden Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 297	A Star Wars Cast<P>Frodo: Luke<BR>Sam: Little Ani<BR>Merry: C3P0<BR>Pippin: R2D2<BR>Gandalf: Yoda<BR>Aragorn: Han<BR>Faramir: Teenage Ani<BR>Boromir: Darth Vader<BR>Legolas: Lando<BR>Gimli: Jar Jar Binks<BR>Arwen: Leia<BR>Eowyn: Padme<BR>Galadriel: Young Aunt Beru<BR>Saruman: Count Dooku<BR>Barrow Wight: Bobba Fett<BR>Sauron: Emperor Palpatine<BR>Orcs: Storm Troopers<BR>Shelob: Jabba the Hutt<p>[ January 19, 2003: Message edited by: Elven-Maiden ] __________________ Tout ce qui est or ne brille pas, Tous ceux qui errent ne sont pas perdus. Mobilis in Mobile

01-22-2003, 04:21 PM	#102
Jimmy_The_Dwarf Guest Posts: n/a	I think for the disaster cast they should use the cast of the Goonies(I hoped I spelled it right.) And Sean Astin will not be Sam in this version.<BR>Frodo:Mikey<BR>Sam:Mikeys mom<BR>Merry:Chunk<BR>Pippin:Sloth<BR>Arwen:Andy<B R>Eowyn:Martha Plimptons character (I forgot her name)<BR>Aragorn:Mikey's brother<BR>Sauron:Troy's Dad<BR>Saurman:Troy<BR>The orcs:The Fatellies(Especially Joey Pants character)<BR>Treebeard:The old man reporter at the end of the film<BR>King Theodon:Mr. Walsh<BR>Eomer: Data <BR>The Mouth of Sauron:Mrs. Fatelli<BR>Gandalf:Mouth<BR>Gollum/Smeagol:Rosalita (Thinks theat Frodo has drugs and certain other devices)<BR>Bilbo: Mrs. Walsh<BR>Elrond: The dead government agent guy stuck in the freezer.<BR>Legolas:The officer who thinks that Chunk makes stuff up all the time.<P>That would be an interesting disaster cast.<BR>

01-22-2003, 06:18 PM	#103
WeWantsIt Guest Posts: n/a	Frodo=Gilbert Gottfried (voice of Iago in Aladdin)<BR>Sam=Arnold Schwarzenegger<BR>Merry= Sylvester Stallone<BR>Pippin=Jean-Claude Van Damme<BR>Aragorn=Christopher Walken<BR>Legolas=Chris Tucker<BR>Gimli=Danny Devito<BR>Gandalf=Walter Matthau<BR>Saurman=Jack Nicolson<BR>Gollum=Ozzy Osborne<BR>Elrond=Tom Hanks

01-22-2003, 06:27 PM	#104
WeWantsIt Guest Posts: n/a	Thought of some more:<BR>Sauron=Bill Gates<BR>Boromir=Mel Gibbson<BR>Galadriel=Meme from Drew Carry<BR>Celeborn=Drew Carry<BR>Cave Troll=Chris Farley<BR>Treebeard=Ray Romano<BR>Denethor=Sean Connery<BR>Faramir=Steven from Braveheart<BR>Arwen=Natalie Portman

01-23-2003, 12:33 AM	#105
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	I hope the Simpsons do a parody of the LOTR, That would be absolutely spectacular<P>If anyone has not seen it, but South Park did a great parody too (I am not a South Park fan, I actually kind of hate that show, but this episode was very enjoyable)<P>If they would have kept that Stuart Towndsend, who was going to play Aragorn, that would have been terrible.<P><B>WeWantsIt</B> I love your avatar <p>[ January 23, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ] __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

07-09-2003, 12:51 PM	#106
Noxomanus Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 233	just stumbled upon this with the search option,it's a terrific topic.I'd like to add my list too,here it is (you might not know certain people):<P> <B>The Lord of the Rings Rapper-cast</B><P>Frodo= that irritating **&^of a Nelly,I can just imagine him doing an "oh-ho!"<BR>Sam:Bad Azz<BR>Merry: Lil' Bow Wow<BR>Pippin:Jermaine Dupri<BR>Gandalf: Dr. Dre (with big beard)<BR>Saruman:Ice Cube (with big beard as well)<BR>(imagine those last two in a Wizard outfit)<BR>Gollum: Definately skinny Snoop Dogg<BR>Barliman Butterbur: Fat Joe<BR>Elrond: P. Diddy<BR>Galadriel: Lil'Kim<BR>Arwen:Foxy Brown<BR>Eowyn:Eve<BR>Aragorn:Xzibit<BR>Gimli:Timb aland<BR>Legolas:Eminem<BR>Tom Bombadil:Pharell Williams or Ja Rule(both sing and would be really interesting as Iarwain)<BR>Glorfindel:Ludacris<BR>Boromir:Nate Dogg (he dies singing)<BR>Sauron:2Pac (he has indeed survived the shooting,and he was paranoid as well,saw trouble everywhere,so a great Eye)<BR>Nazgul: the members of D12 (except Eminem,who's Legolas),Fabolous,Kurupt,Redman & Jay-Z as the Witch-King<BR>Treebeard:KRS-One<BR>oh,I could go on for ages,this is sooo funny.....<P><BR> __________________ Nothing is evil in the beginning,even Sauron wasn't

07-09-2003, 01:34 PM	#107
Meoshi Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Atop the peak of Kalormë Posts: 163	Rodney Dangerfield as Aragorn.<P>Bill Clinton as Boromir.

07-09-2003, 01:56 PM	#108
Ophelia Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: somewhere between the sacred , silence and sweet . Posts: 169	I really think that all the worst charecters have allready been named but one person I could not think to be Arwen - and that is Cher . No offence but that is just unbeliveble . And no way I could imagine Silvester Stallone as Aragorn . <BR>And I agree with most of you : members of boybands as any of the charecters ? I mean, that is just sick __________________ I didn't lose my mind . It was mine to give away .

07-09-2003, 05:31 PM	#109
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Frodo: Davy Jones Sam: Peter Tork Merry: Micky Dolenz Pippin: Mike Nesmith Bilbo: Anthony Hopkins Aragorn: Johnny Depp Gandalf: Michael Caine Legolas: Macaulay Culkin Gimli: Robbie Coltrane Boromir: Brendan Fraser Faramir: Ewan McGregor Arwen: Claire Danes Galadriel: Kirstie Alley Celeborn: Kelsey Grammer Elrond: Victor Garber Theoden: John Cleese Eomer: Heath Ledger Eowyn: Reece Witherspoon Wormtongue: Christopher Walken Denethor: Robert DeNiro Gollum: Chris Kattan Haldir: Will Farell Saruman: Patrick Stewart Sauron: Gilbert Godfrey Bill the Pony: Eddie Murphy __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum Last edited by Brinniel; 04-17-2007 at 01:30 AM.

07-09-2003, 07:29 PM	#110
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Here's my WORST cast nominees:<BR>Frodo: Tom Cruise<BR>Sam: Ben Affleck<BR>Merry: Matt Damon<BR>Pippin: Gilbert Godfrey<BR>Bilbo: Mel Gibson<BR>Aragorn: Keanua Reeves<BR>Gandalf: Brandon Fraizer<BR>Legolas: Leonardo Dicaprio<BR>Gimli: Colin Ferrell<BR>Boromir: Wesley Snipes (not ALL bad, though)<BR>Faramir: Nicholas Cage<BR>Arwen: Christiana Augulara<BR>Galadriel: Julia Roberts<BR>Celeborn: Justin Timberlake<BR>Elrond: Eminem<BR>Theoden: Al Piccino<BR>Eomer: Will Smith<BR>Eowyn: Angelena Jolee<BR>Wormtongue: Ray Park ( not all bad )<BR>Denethor: Viggo Mortenson<BR>Gollum: Brittany Spears<BR>Haldir: Tom Hanks<BR>Saruman: Robert De Niro<BR>Sauron: Arnold Swartzanneager ( or however you spell it )<BR>Bill the Pony: Big Snoop Dog<BR> <p>[ July 09, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

07-09-2003, 08:18 PM	#111
Urwendi Guest Posts: n/a	I'd rather do the funny one because I think the original cast was as good as it gets.<BR>1. FRODO- Shaya Lebouf(that kid on Even Stevens.<BR> SAM- Hayden Christensen(he has the whole whiny thing down pat)<BR> GIMLI- Danny Devito is a good one.<BR> ARAGORN- Arnold Swartzineger<BR> GANDALF- Sean Connery<BR> LEGOLAS- Shayne West(haha little white boy)<BR> BOROMIR- Ben Afleck<BR> PIPPIN- Mike Meyers<BR> MERRY- David Gallager<BR> GALADRIEL- Renee Zelwegger<BR> BILBO- Woody Allen<BR> EOWYN- Linda Hamilton<BR> ARWEN- Jennifer Garner<P>This is my list so I hope all like it.

07-10-2003, 01:05 AM	#112
StarJewel Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: I'm in my dear Maedhros' arms, dreaming the day away. Oh, who am I kidding, Chicago is nothing like that! Posts: 116	If any of these disaster casts ever happened, I would renounce all ties to this planet and live on Mars. John Travolta or Leonardo DiCaprio as Legolas?! In the name of Eru, stop the madness and the spread of terrifying mental images! just kidding __________________ Visit my writing site...if you dare http://www.fanfiction.net/~mirielamarian

07-10-2003, 03:47 PM	#113
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	I think mine of Eminem as Elrond & Brittany Spears as Gollum can pretty well freak ANYBODY out...

07-17-2003, 01:28 PM	#114
Arwen Eruantale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: My Field of Paper Flowers Posts: 282	Welcome to the Downs, Urwendi! <P>Those are some interesting ones...<BR> <BR>Are you sure LeBeouf and Christenson could get along? That'd be a wierd combination... I think Shia would drive Hayden nuts. But you're right about his whole whiny thing. __________________ And he became somewhat grim to look upon, unless he chanced to smile... Will you pay attention?

07-31-2003, 10:29 PM	#115
Elen Ilúvitauri Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The unseen side of the mirror Posts: 20	Aragorn: Eminem<BR>Arwen: Hillary Duff<BR>Galadriel: Pink<BR>Eowyn: Brandy<P><BR>Think about it... and shudder.. __________________ "NO, its nothing Tommy, its just that im not sure about the colour." - Turkish. Tommy, SNATCH'S answer to Pippin.