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Old 12-02-2002, 04:40 PM   #1
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Sting Can you imagine Gollum...

Can you imagine Gollum in a tuxedo?
the next James Bond? "The name's Gollum--Smeagol Gollum."

the Captain of the Enterprise? "Set a course for Preciouss. Warp 7."

conductor of a prestigious symphony orchestra? " and one two, a one two three four! C'mon put some emotion into it."
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Old 12-02-2002, 04:49 PM   #2
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Gollum as a fighter pilot.

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*Static* I got a bogey on my six!! *Stativs*
I can just see him with the oxygen mask and everything..
...reminds me of Top Gun.
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Old 12-02-2002, 05:45 PM   #3
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As in Agent an The Matrix. Heh heh...

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Old 12-02-2002, 05:59 PM   #4
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. . . As a guardian in "Reboot"

. . . As Elrond (ooh! crossin' the line there!)

. . . As Bubbles in PowerPuff Girls! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 12-07-2002, 09:27 PM   #5
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I know I keep breaking bubbles (Bubbles, get it Saurannûn?), but isn't Gollum a little too Ring-crazed for that kind of thing?
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Old 12-07-2002, 09:45 PM   #6
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...as a ninja.

...as President Bush.

("I think that the education bill is very in-important, my precioussssssss.")

...as a cat

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Old 12-07-2002, 10:23 PM   #7
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As a football player. (Wouldn't quite work would it?)
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Old 12-08-2002, 01:38 PM   #8
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As a MicDonalds employe! "Would we like fries with that, my presssssioussss?"
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Old 12-08-2002, 03:56 PM   #9
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as Harry Potter!
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Murdurer Voldemort! It killed our parents! We hates it! We hates it forever!
Oh...this gave me an idea for somthing else..
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Old 12-08-2002, 05:40 PM   #10
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Gollum figure skating in a gauzy white dress, with glitter on his cheeks and in his stringy black hair.
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Old 12-08-2002, 09:11 PM   #11
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Gollum as my vice priciplal:
"Oh, yes we must confiscate the rings my preciousss"
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Old 12-08-2002, 09:38 PM   #12
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My brother, Hoarding the PS2 and muttering...they mustn't get it my precious...oh no...

At a sleepover having a pillow fight and giggling...

A reluctant ringbearer at the Council of Elrond: We doesn't want it--Yes, precious, we does! We wants it for ourselves! No, master must take it--ah, but we could take it, be good and nice to Master...

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Old 12-08-2002, 10:26 PM   #13
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LoL, Saurannun! "Stay frosty, preciousss!" "We doesn't think so, no, we doesn't, preciousss."
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Old 12-08-2002, 11:18 PM   #14
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Insurance agent - "Yes, of course that'sss covered, precioussss - hmmm, iss it juicy? Iss it scrumptiously crunchable?"

Insurance adjuster - "No, that'ss not covered preciouss. No, my love. P'rapss we chats about this a bitsy, yess? If you win, you getss the settlement, yess. If we winss...we EATS you!"
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Old 12-09-2002, 05:04 PM   #15
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Well done Kalimac! Nice one!

. . .As Roger Abbot accompanying Don Ferguson on Royal Canadian Air Farce during a certain Newfie news channel sketch :
DF: "How's she going my trout?"
RA/G: "Yessss. . .niccce troutssssss, nice fissssh. . ."
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Old 12-09-2002, 06:44 PM   #16
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Kalimac, that was funny. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

As Steve Irwin: "Tricksy lights, mate! If you look in when the lights are lit, they could kill you!!!!! But ain't they beauties? Yerssss, preciousssss lights, mate."
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Old 12-09-2002, 11:23 PM   #17
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...As a jewlery salesman?

"NO! You can't have that, it's my precioussss"

"OR that one! NO! It's my own, my love..."

"NO! get outs of my ssstore...nasty evil cusssstomersss wanting to buy my precioussss"
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Old 12-10-2002, 07:35 PM   #18
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As my cat Snowflake: My human, my preciousss, How dare they steal my preciouss, we hates them, we hates them forever!
As a tree hugger: My preciouss tree, how dare they try to destoy my precousssss, burn them, chop them down, yesss, we kill them my preciousss
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Old 12-10-2002, 11:55 PM   #19
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Thanks, Saurannun and Diamond [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. (Can you tell I used to be an adjuster? It's possible to do well, but you have to have a nervous system like a clam's, which I don't).

How about - Gollum as Television Chef? "So we adds a nice juiccccy fisssh - no, we doesn't COOK it, nice fissshhh. Then we cuts in half, adds some cold water and we EATS it, preciousss! Be sure to tune in next week - next weekses show we preparess rabbitss."
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Old 12-11-2002, 12:06 AM   #20
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Old 12-18-2002, 08:28 PM   #21
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Ah, now we've seen the movie and we can imagine him better.

As a nightclub singer. "Do a little dance! Make a little love! Get down tonight! O, get down tonight!!"
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Old 12-18-2002, 08:38 PM   #22
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Old 12-27-2002, 09:54 AM   #23
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How about Prince Charming "Don't worry I'll save you"
Even better a Damsel in distress with flowing golden locks that glint in the sunlight "Help me Help me!" "My Hero!"

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Old 12-27-2002, 01:28 PM   #24
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This is ggooooddd--
At a fish 'n chips restaurant
Heres your ffisssshh niiccceeee fffiiiisssshhhh, nice 'n colldd 'n jjuuiicccy
CUSTOMER: Ok the fish is grose can I atleast have the chips I ordered?
G:Nassstty ccchhipsesss tthheyy bitess usssssssssssssss
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Old 12-27-2002, 01:58 PM   #25
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How about as a Parent?

"Yesss, Preciousss. After It cleanses it's room and takeses out It's trash, It may go play"

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Old 12-28-2002, 04:17 PM   #26
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Can you imagine Gollum as:

1. A super model:

"Yesss...they likeses uss, my preciousss...they really, really likeses ussss!"

2. The Wicked Witch from the 'Wizard of Oz':

"I'll getss you, my precioussss, and your little dog, too!"

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Old 03-31-2003, 09:17 PM   #27
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as santa clause:

ho ho ho merry christmassssss preciousssssss. no stupid kidsesss can't have presiousssss. stupid elvesesss making bunches of presioussesss and trying to gives them away.
sorry that just came to me..... i know its not christmas....

**hangs head in shame.. stupid fat hobbit cant you come up with something funny at the RIGHT time of the year.
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Old 04-01-2003, 12:23 AM   #28
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LoL! Roger Abbot, Saurannun? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

How about an employee at a pizza restaurant? I just got an image of him tossing pizza dough in the air gracefully and majestically...and having it fall down onto his face. "Curses it, precioussss! We hates it, we hates it forever!"
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Old 04-01-2003, 07:02 AM   #29
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Anyone seen that picture of Gollum in apink ballet tutu? Tres scary
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Old 04-01-2003, 07:24 AM   #30
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I see Gollum as a dentist. He would peer in your mouth and say, "Teeth! Teeth, my precious! But we has only six." Then he would get to work.

I am sure I am totally dorky.
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Old 04-01-2003, 07:08 PM   #31
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lol i will never see gollum the same again. i have seen the one of gollum in a tu tu...very interesting.

gollum as a cheerleader HMMMM....

Go precioussssss, fight precioussssss, win preciousssssss.......
in a cheer skirt with pom pons...
ACK!! mental image.
* falls out of chair laughing *
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Old 04-03-2003, 03:49 PM   #32
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Someone HAS to send me a copy of that picture with gollum in a tutu! WHOO that sounds "preciousssssss". . .

HA!
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Old 04-10-2003, 06:33 PM   #33
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Pic of gollum. hehe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

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Old 04-10-2003, 06:41 PM   #34
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'K, that's gonna give me nightmares for the next few millenia.

Gollum as Cyclops in X-Men. Oh the possibilities!
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Whoo man. Tha's REALLY REALLY creepy. Eek. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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