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Old 09-28-2002, 02:06 PM   #41
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Either "Lady Marmalade". If 3 other girls were with me, we'd each take a Moulin Rouge part (anyone willing besides me?).

I'd run to the stage, jump on a pole, and poledance while Legolas sang "I'm Too Sexy"...then you'd really be running for it! And many guys would be running to it...at lesat that's what has happened when something similar has happened to me in the past...

Then, I'd ask for them to put on some Leanne Rhymes song, I'd grab the microphone, and belt out the lyrics along with it (I'm not a particular fan, but her songs are really easy to sing well...).

Then I'd get another pina colada or three...
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Old 09-28-2002, 11:18 PM   #42
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Gichi, Gichi, yaya, da da...Or howeveer you sing it.
I'll sing Lady Marmalde with ya!
How about we get Legolas and Aragorn dressed up in dresses and have them join in to?
And Pippin could be Toloose!

AS as long as Legolas sang, I'd stick around..Anyways, who would tend the bar????
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Old 09-29-2002, 10:03 AM   #43
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Or Barliman Butterbur singing 'Be Our Guest' from Beauty and the Beast.

"Be our guest, be our guest, put our service to the test..."
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Old 09-29-2002, 12:03 PM   #44
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Yes...But he's proubably forget the lyrics...Although the thought of Butterbur danceing adn singign is a funny one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-29-2002, 02:25 PM   #45
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If I saw that scene on stage, I'd run. Then a few minutes later you'd see a drunk Frodo dragging me back in.
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Old 09-29-2002, 03:16 PM   #46
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LMAO Moria!

How about if Gandalf got up on stage and started singing "Jimmy Crack Corn" ?

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Old 10-01-2002, 02:49 PM   #47
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I love Lady Marmalade! I'd sing it!

How about Sparkling Diamonds?
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental but diamonds are a girls best friend!

What if Gollum got up and sang somthing? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Then I'd run.
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Old 10-01-2002, 06:29 PM   #48
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Seeing Frodo's with me, he'd be very unhappy to see Gollum on stage. There'd be Sting in his arms and Gollum screaming "Nice Master Nooooooooooooo!" I'd be laughing until I saw sting.....
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Old 10-06-2002, 05:06 PM   #49
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*smiles devilishly*

Can Legolas be our stripper pole?

Anywho: yay! We have 3 of us for Lady Marmalade! Arwen could be our fourth! LOL
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Old 10-06-2002, 06:13 PM   #50
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Can Legolas be our stripper pole?
[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] I like that idea...mwah... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 10-06-2002, 07:06 PM   #51
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OOOhhhhhHHHhhhh!!!!! MESA LIKE THAT IDEA!!!! Theres just one peoublum...Stripper poles dont wear clouths...

OK!!! Anywho! Should I bring My ultrasonic sound system?
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Old 10-07-2002, 05:26 PM   #52
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Kithrena: On your 1st point that can be taken care of...

Dear me, this is going straight down the gutter...

And yes, go ahead, bring your sound system...
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Old 10-14-2002, 08:33 PM   #53
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If I saw such things in a tavern, I would get another pint of Butterbur's finest, settle in in the front row, and hope that my dad did not catch me...(in most of my rps and in a story I'm doing, I am the youngest daughter of the King Elessar...:P )

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Another little hench....I dont know the lyrics......

And can Gandalf be a backup singer?
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Gimli up on stage singing "tiptoe through the tulips". I would definately pay to see that! heheehehhe [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] :P
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Gimli up on stage singing "tiptoe through the tulips". I would definately pay to see that! heheehehhe

omg....LOL [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I'd die of shock and from laughing...is that even possible? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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How about Sauramon in stage break danceing and singing "The Real Slim Shady" ???
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Old 10-16-2002, 09:01 PM   #58
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For Saruman I'd go [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] and grab a pint of root beer. Then I'd look round ( [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] ) and finally tend to the bar since no one else is.

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Old 10-26-2002, 01:16 PM   #59
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Let's see...
Frodo would be chasing around Gollum. I'd be dragging Ewoyn onto the stage and have her sing "I'm a one girl revelution"

If I saw Legolas being used as a "pole" I'd dragg him outside, and all who are participating.

Well, looks as if I'm the Bouncer!
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One lil' word...GROSS! That applies to Eowyn singing...
Legolas as a stripper pole...hmmm.
Interesting notion. I'd join in, but keep my clothes firmly on.
Still I don't really think I would fancy him so much after seeing...well, you know...
How about if Celeborn came on, with Jerry Springer, and started whinging about troubled relationships? I'd boo, and kick 'em off.
Can I be joint bouncer?
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Well, since I wouldn't get kicked out for being underage, I'd go get me a pint of Dr Pepper. Then, when I saw them dancing, I'd probly start laughing uncontrollably. Whenever I got my wits about me again, I'd go join in!
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I'd join Eowyn in singing "I'm a one woman..." wait a minute, that would make two women... oh well back to watching and laughing and getting drunk and whatever else happens in a tavern.
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Old 10-30-2002, 06:18 PM   #63
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I think it would be a good idea to have at least two bouncers. Seeing all the chaos in this tavern, we'd be pretty busy. The only thing that wouldn't get taken care of is Frodo and Gollum. It's not safe to mess with Frodo when he's mental and drunk....
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Old 10-31-2002, 06:04 PM   #64
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I could always do what I did at my last school dance: jump on the speaker they encouraged us to dance on and not get off...ever...got to dance to a horrid "Like a Prayer" remix and Iio's "Rapture"...great name: Iio...

Eh: bouncers aren't so tough, I could take you Morai [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] . JK...and I'm sure Legolas would be happy to be a stripper pole for a bunch of pretty girls...
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Old 10-31-2002, 07:02 PM   #65
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Nah, I could bring some of my old friends from Bree. Anything I couldn't do, I'd pay them to do it for me. (Or just buy them a drink)
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a friend and i have this rpg that we do during class. hehehe anyways, here's what we've come up with so far:

Elrond: on stage leading the singing of YMCA with Legolas, Arwen, Glorfindel,Galadriel,and Celeborn (maybe more or less, I can't remember how many Village People there were)

Gandalf: on top of the bar doing the can can with Sauruman

Aragorn and Boromir: arm in arm, riverdancing

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Old 11-02-2002, 11:28 AM   #67
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Hmmm, it'd be interesting to see the hobbits dancing the Nutcracker Ballet. (Can you see Pippin as the Sugar Plum Fairy?)
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How about Gimli and his Dwarf buddies dancing to "Swan Lake"?
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I could just hear the music.:
Duh -na-na-na-na, BOOM-CRASH-BOOM-CRASH.

I just can't picture dwarfs being graceful......
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lol id be sittin in front row with Merry and Pippin, each of us drinking a pint, and we'd be laughin our asses off at all of you! Then we'd probably all get up on stage and sing..hm...how about the Bubba Beer song?
beer beer beer bubbaba beer beer beer [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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I thought this thread had died...too bad it didn't, really...
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