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Animated Skeleton
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The Worst (or Greatest) LotR Movie Cast...
Now, what would be the funniest possible cast you could imagine for lotr? here is my unnfinished cast...
Gandalf: Sean Connery (I swear the man could play any character, and I want to here "Ish it Shafe, ish it shecret?") Aragorn: Pierce Brosnan (no idea why...only name that came to mind at the moment) Saruman: Alex Trebek (If you ahve seen SNL's celebrity jeopardy, you know what I am going for here) Frodo: Woody Allen (dont need any explaining here) Arwen: Cameron Diaz (Diaz's stupid ditzy blond character fits PJs portrayle of Arwen perfectly) Borormir: Christopher Walken (No doubt in the viewer mind that Boromir is evil) Tom Bombadil: Chris Farley (I know hes dead, but thats what cloning is for) Merry, Pippin, Sam and Fatty Bulgar: The Baldwin brothers (Alex, Billy, Stephen and Daniel, respectivly) Galadrial: Barbra Steissand (/me braces for the lynching) Elrond: Hugo Weaving (what you say? its the same guy! But in my version he would be in a suit and wear sunglasses and refer to everyone as "Mr. Anderson") Gimli: Robin Williams (With a big beard and long hair of course, and if you thought gimli was a normal, pretty deep and interesting character before, wait until he is pure comedic relief) Legolas: Ashton Kutcher (If you though Orlando Bloom atracted fangirls, wait until you see Ashton with waist long hair and a bow) Now that you have probably passed out from the pain of imaging these people in your favorite movie...i will be running along in order to avoid the lynch mob... -willkill
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11-21-2003, 02:06 AM
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hehe :P
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11-21-2003, 04:43 AM
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Denethor's True Love
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Okay, here's my cast...
Arwen: Audrey Hepburn Aragorn: Clark Gable Eowyn: Julie Andrews Denethor: Jack Nicholson Faramir: David Blaine I'm running out of time, so I'll fill the rest in later.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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11-21-2003, 10:55 AM
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I dont know why, but I think Johnny Depp would be a good Aragorn. Or how about:
Jennifer Lopez as Arwen... Josh Hartnett as Frodo Tom Welling as Legolas Brad Pitt as Boromir Richard Harris as Gandalf (although he is dead now..) Nicole Kidman as Galadriel Robbie Coltrane as Gimli that would just be great, hu?
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11-21-2003, 11:18 AM
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OK, this probably won't mean anything to a lot of people here, but it amused me. The cast of Carry On Questing: Aragorn: Sid James Arwen: Joan Simms Eowyn: Barbara Windsor Elrond: Kenneth Williams Galadriel: Hatti Jacques Gandalf: Frankie Howard Frodo: Jim Dale Sam: Peter Butterworth Merry: Jack Douglas Pippin: Charles Hawtrey Legolas: Leslie Phillips Gimli: Bernard Bresslaw Boromir: Terry Scott Theoden: Kenneth Connor [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ November 21, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]
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11-22-2003, 05:25 AM
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Frodo: Jack Black Sam: The guy who played lieutenant Winters in Band of Brothers. Merry: David Hasselhoff Pippin: Rick from Bold and The beautiful Aragorn: Russell Crowe Arwen: Donnatella Versace Éowyn: Cher/madonna Théoden: Bob the Builder Elrond: Ozzy Osbourne Éomer: Vin Diesel Gollum: Mick Jagger **my that is bad..* Together i mean, some of them are good actors..
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11-22-2003, 09:23 AM
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Elrond: Mick Jagger
Glorfindel (even though he wasn't in the movie): Ozzy Osbourne *shudders* Mick Jagger in Elven robes! *shudders convulsively*
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11-22-2003, 09:34 AM
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The cartoonist Lise Myhre, the creator of Nemi (see my avatar), made a cartoon about Nemi having a nightmare that TTT was produced in Norway (Norwegian movies are, well, not always good ...). Her cast was, for anyone who know who these people are:
Frodo - Christian Strand Sam - Tomas von Brömssen Gandalf - Rolv Wesenlund Aragorn - Sverre Anker Ousdal Arwen - Wenche Myhre Galadriel - Wenche Foss Legolas - Aune Sand Gimli - Helge Jordal Saruman - Bjørn Sundquist Pippin - Nils Vogt [ November 22, 2003: Message edited by: vanwalossien ]
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11-22-2003, 10:03 AM
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hahahahahaha....
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okay, howabout- Eowyn- Reese Witherspoon (she would definitely be the only one who could force Aragorn to wash his hair) Gandalf- the Albus Dumbledore guy. I forget his name. And I mean the first one, not the grasping, pretentious one that usurped his place. Frodo- Danielle Radcliffe. Okay I know he can't act as well as Elijah can but they look almost exactly the same anyway. Sauron- the assistant principal at my school, except for the name would have to be changed to Saure (dot accent thingy) because its a she not he. She is so evil- lurking in the dark corners of the girls bathroom to make sure we don't hang around in there and badmouth teachers who deserve to be anyway. And she wears a huge oversized gold ring too. Coincidence? I think not!
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11-22-2003, 10:43 AM
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Uhhh... the original Dumbledore died, didn't he?
These are all awesome! Pity that I have no imagination today...
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11-25-2003, 12:28 PM
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the original Dumbledore was played by Richard Harris, I think...
Just seen X-men! How about Hugh Jackman as Aragorn? But he would have to keep his knifes!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] EDIT: Yes, the old Dumbledore died and the new one looks FAKE!!!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] [ November 25, 2003: Message edited by: Miriel Undomiel ]
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Oh, by the way, he was actually offered the part but turned it down because he didn't want to spend: Quote:
Galadriel: The woman from My Family, I've got a really funny image of her standing on the bank waving goodbye! Legolas: Heath Ledger. How many fit guys can we get to play this part? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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11-25-2003, 02:28 PM
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Denethor's True Love
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You mean Zoe Wanamaker?
I think Kenneth Branagh should play Legolas. Or Miranda Otto. Grima: Alan Rickman.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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11-25-2003, 05:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Hey, if Ashton Kutcher can play Legolas, let's have versions of the movie with all sorts of different Heartthrobs. I can just immagine Justin Timberlate in that position.
I can also imagine, oh what's his name...luke Skywalker trying out for Frodo. He'd be pidgeonholed all over again! Just what he wants. Plus, that Picardo guy...the one who plays the Doctor on star trek: Voyager. I think he'd do a fine job.
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11-25-2003, 10:36 PM
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Ozzy:"Hey I'm like the freaking cool elf.I was the one who freaking got to come back after fighting the freaking Balrog. I should be saving the midget.Sharon!!!" lol sry i get a little carried away. Ozzy would be funny for any character. Black and Green on My Computer Screen, Vuelvs'
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11-25-2003, 10:43 PM
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Haunting Spirit
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Ozzy would be funny as Glorfindel, he'd probably kill Liv Tyler in his attempt to get onscreen which would.....
No, that would be too terrible.
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But what else could be done? If you want a truly awful cast, just imagine the hobbits being played by Teletubbies...... I think you get the picture.
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11-26-2003, 08:46 PM
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HAH! Agent Smith as Elrond! Me and my friends have considered that one before, and i don't know about anyone else but i think that is a great basis for s spoof movie.
Just think, Misssster Baggins, welcome to Rivendell, WE've been expecting you.
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Arwen: Dolly Parton.
(I'm listening to her song Jolene over and over, and it reminds me of Arwen singing to Eowyn~ the song is about Dolly singing to Jolene, telling her not to take her man, in case you didn't know. Kinda reminds me of the Aragorn/Arwen/Eowyn triangle.) Frodo: Exene Cervenka Disturbing image, but... Rose Cotton: Peter Jackson.
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11-27-2003, 12:13 PM
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You guys know who Eric Idol is right? He's part of Monty Python's flying circus...you know, the dirty old (insanely funny) british man. He'd do well as Gandalf, don't you think?
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11-27-2003, 10:35 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Ha ha, I can picture that.
Frodo/John Cleese: "And now for something completly different..." Gandalf/Eric Idol: "It'ssss..." Merry (or Pippin)/announcer: "J. R. R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings: 'The Fellowship of the Ring/Two Towers/Return of the King.'" Well, it was funny in my head. Lurtz: Arnold Schwarzenegger Aragorn: (young) Harrison Ford Frodo: Mark Hammil Denethor: Ozzy Osbourne (got that image/idea from a funny pic) Okay, that's enough. I gotta go sleep off some of that turkey I ate.
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11-27-2003, 11:15 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Ok. i suck at actor names, so i've got a different view. I'm going to use all celebrities i can think of.(That includes noble prize winners).
Boromir/ Adam Sandeler( I just had to do it. You would know why if you've seen Anger Management.) Gandalf/Jack nichelson( my favorite actor of all time is jack. And with gandalf's wisdom and jack's words this will go down in history.) Aragorn/ Sam from Cheers.( they both have the same type of ideas. Why not?) Sam/ Stiffler from American pie. ( just comes to mind.) Frodo/ Asten Coucher (When he played in dude where's my car? Stiffler also played in this movie. they both had a mission. Not like frodo's . but simular.) Saruman/ Anthony Hopkins ( Hello Clarese...) Elrond/ Shawn Connery( 007 and Elrond? Red October and Elrond? Shawn Connery and Elrond? They both are motivating speakers as far as i'm conserned.) Legolas/Jack Black( Yah. i know what your thinking. i'm a freak. right. well, most people have shrines of Leggy why not Jack Black?) I could think of hundreds more. but, just for safety, i'll leave you with these few. Good bye. OH! before i go i must tell YOU ALL about something. According to Rum and Monkey .com i'm a: Insane ninja child! The blast must have hit you particularly strong, because you've gained a billion new superpowers and can take on anyone you want. Even that kid Gunrock-with-nine-arms from down the street. Only problem is, it's driven you completely insane and you now have a thirst for blood equalled only by your thirst for vengeance. Sounds interresting... I didn't know a nuclear blast could do that to a ka.
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11-28-2003, 10:21 AM
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Legolas: Rowan Atkinson. ('Take him down Legolas!' 'You are entering the most secure area in England.' *Helm's Deep wall blows up*) [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Frodo: Iggy Pop.
Aragorn: Steve Irwin Gandlaf: Bob Marley
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Bob Marley as Gandy!!! Barbara Windsor as Éowyn!!!!!!!! Argh!!!!!!!!!
I can't see many guys being able to wear a long, blonde wig and not look like a girl...Orli is very gifted in that respect...ahem. Oooh, what a talent...my basis for this statement is having watched French and Saunder's spoof ages ago...that guy playing Leggy looked AWFUL!!! And so does Haldir! *Ducks rotten tomatoes from any Haldir fans out there* Quote:
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I know I keep suggesting characters of kid's shows, but here goes (It's one of my minor areas of semi-expertise. I was inspired by my family's Christmas present for one of my young cousins- A Bob the Builder video). Anyone who has younger siblings or cousins or even children should probably get this. Disclaimer: I love most of the characters and have chosen these people to represent them on a solely humorous basis (read as: on impulse). Frodo: Fozzy Sam: Kermit Merry: Elmo Pippin: Jay-Jay the Jet Plane Gandalf: Mr. Rogers Faramir: Brain from Arthur Legolas: Thomas the Tank Engine [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Gimli: The Swedish Chef from The Muppets Eowyn: Francine from Arthur Arwen: Miss Piggy Theoden: King Friday Denethor: Oscar the Grouch Tom Bombadil: Barney [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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"Tom Bombadill: Barney" Shriiiieeeeek!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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12-09-2003, 05:26 PM
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Boromir: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Denethor: Ozzy Osbourne (Come on! The pyromania gives it all away!) Legolas: Billy Idol ( [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])
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ozzy:That F$#&@%g ring be wasted in the fires of the S@$ty mountain s#@t. Who the f@#k wants to BOOBS! arwen(sharon) Not boobs ozzy, destroy that f&%@ing ring. Jack as frodo: I will take that f@%#ing ring to...Where the f#$k are we going again. That d&#khead hobbit. I never should have left Bilbos f@#king party last night. All those girls...*starts salivating like homer* hehehehehe
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Gollem: Michael Jackson. They would be able to save a lot af money on the make-up there...
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Hahahahahhaha!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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ROFL!! This thread has SO many great calls on it. OMG, I would LOVE to see Woody Allen as Frodo!
Here's some cool ideas: GIMLI: Mel Brooks FRODO: Thom Yorke of Radiohead (YAY! WOOHOO!) GOLLUM: Bart Simpson (sorry, too silly) BOROMIR: John Cleese WORMTONGUE: Marilyn Manson ELROND: Silent Bob LEGOLAS: Julian Clary (Bloom is the least amusing actor on this planet and doesn't deserve a light-hearted elf role. Go on flame me, I don't care anymore.) Link to Your Ideal Cast.
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Now I'm going to have nightmares of Michael Jackson in a loincloth! PLEASE! ANYTHING is better than that. I will voluntarily throw myself into Morgoth's mines to escape that kind of torment!
[SQUEEEEEE!!!! I hit 1500!!!! I hoped that my SAT scores would be that high, but apparently not! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]] <font size=1 color=339966>[ 9:35 PM December 10, 2003: Message edited by: Finwe ]
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Oi! Stop insulting Lan! I'll have you know that Orlando Bloom can take out ANY of the other actors, ANY day! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
(Yep, I just had a Nazgirl moment. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]) BTW, I don't see YOU jumping out of helicopters Nilpaurion! It takes skill to fall from one of those and still look gorgeous! I don't see YOU doing it! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] <font size=1 color=339966>[ 1:00 PM December 11, 2003: Message edited by: Finwe ]
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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This thread is absolutely horrifying.
Woody Allen as Frodo? How about John Wayne as Aragorn and Clint Eastwood as Boromir? Sean Penn as Faramir? Charleton Heston as Denethor? Cheers, Angmar *departs with a shudder* <font size=1 color=339966>[ 2:16 PM December 11, 2003: Message edited by: Lord of Angmar ]
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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<font size=1 color=339966>[ 3:50 AM December 12, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]
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