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Arwen1858 · 09-29-2003, 11:37 PM

Legolas runs toward the horse Gimli is sitting on to leap up on the horses back.
Just as he leap into the air, the horse lurches forward, leaving Legolas to fall flat on his face.
Gimli snickers, and says, 'Oops! My foot slipped. I must have *accidently* kicked the horse!'

Well, there's my attempt! It's a little funnier in my mind, because trying to put it into words doesn't work as good. Oh well.

Feared Half-Elf · 10-02-2003, 12:15 PM

Erm, aha!

*In Lothlorien, when Galadriel is gliding down the stairs. She trips on her dress and falls all the way to the bottom*

G: Ouch!
C: I told them that dress was too long, but did the costume department believe me? No! I'm off, before it happens to me! *Storms off screen*
PJ: I can fire you for that!
C: I'd love to see you try!
G: Er, can anyone help me? This hurts alot, being upside down. Very undignified, you know, with my legs in the air. Hello? Hello? *Everyone has gone, tumbleweed rolls past* Hello?

[ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]

Lily Bombadil · 10-02-2003, 04:31 PM

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Images, images. Wedding night images. I do NOT want that thought!

*Grima comes out of the powder room in his bathrobe with Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" playing in the background"* Sorry, I had to...

Here we go...

*Aragorn calls Frodo's mobile phone*
Aragorn: Dude, where are you, man? I'm s'pose ta take ya to Mordor!
Frodo: Dude, I'm almost in Mordor. Where are you?
Aragorn: Rohan, dude!
Frodo: You suck. Why can't I go to Rohan?

Meneltarmacil · 10-02-2003, 06:01 PM

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*Grima comes out of the powder room in his bathrobe with Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" playing in the background"* Sorry, I had to...

Meneltarmacil has a heart attack and dies.

Finwe · 10-02-2003, 06:31 PM

When Aragorn is riding away from Eowyn right before the Battle with the Wargs, his horse trips, and he dies.

In Middle-earth Monthly:

"A hero died today in a tragic accident..."

Feared Half-Elf · 10-03-2003, 11:25 AM

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*Grima comes out of the powder room in his bathrobe with Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" playing in the background*

I did not need thet thought. I repeat, I did not need that thought.

Eldar14 · 10-03-2003, 11:38 AM

*the Ents are marching to Isengard*

Pippin: "Run, Forest, Run!"

One Axe to Rule them All · 10-03-2003, 01:24 PM

For those of you that remember this pseudo-obscure monty python skit....

The meeting between Gandalf and Saruman

Saurman- "Prepare to die!"
Pippin- "What's that?"
Gandalf- "It's a Wizards staff!"
Pippin- "And what's that?"
Gimli- "It's an axe!"
Pippin- "And what's that?"
Legolas- "It's a bow!"
Saurman- "How did all of you get here?"
Everyone else- "Does it look like we know?"

The Only Real Estel · 10-03-2003, 03:30 PM

Anyone who has seen Matrix Reloaded will get this as much as one can...

*Gandalf yanks Sam through the window & onto the table...

Gandalf: "You!"

Sam: (sits up on the table & puts hand into Gandalf's stomach) "Yes, me. Me, me, me!"

Gandalf: (fully transformed into Sam)"Me too!"

Well, that was my lame attempt for the week [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img].

[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

Meela · 10-03-2003, 04:10 PM

Legolas: Lembas! One small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man.

Pippin: Oh, none for me thanks. I'm on a diet.

The Only Real Estel · 10-03-2003, 04:14 PM

Meela: Pippin on a diet!? lol, that would have to be a blooper [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] .

Feared Half-Elf · 10-04-2003, 01:07 PM

What would be even funnier is Pippin and Merry on a diet. Although, the thought of any Hobbit on a diet is laughable! it would last, what, five minutes? Until the next mealtime?

P.S. I am not usually this sarcastic, I am just in a wierd (sp?) mood!

Naz · 10-06-2003, 05:06 PM

My cousin made this one up:

Elrond to Arwen: He is not coming back.

*Jay pops up*

Jay (imitating Elrond): I killed him myself!

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Go Jay!

Lily Bombadil · 10-06-2003, 07:07 PM

Gollum: Rock and pool is nice and cool. So juicy sweeet! I only WISH to catch a FISH! so juicy sweeet!
*Faramir's Merry Men shoot Sméagol*
Frodo: What have you done?!! Faramir! How could you?
Faramir: What? He was butchering a perfectly good song! I just assumed that-
Frodo: Grrrr....!

Lily Bombadil · 10-06-2003, 07:12 PM

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Meneltarmacil has a heart attack and dies.

Éowyn: Oh, my god! You killed Menny!

legolas luver*1 · 10-06-2003, 07:51 PM

I thought of this a few weeks ago after watching FOP.
Aragorn:A hobbit lay here, or I could just be paraphrasing.

Lily Bombadil · 10-06-2003, 08:28 PM

That's okay, Menny! Can I call you Menny? Although I want to, I've never seen Monty Python. SHAME ON ME!!

Faramir: Shall I shoot?
Frodo: Like I give a crap! Go ahead!
P.J.: Cut! CUT! CUT! CUT! Elijah! You're supposed to say no!
Elijah: Why? It's not like I really care whether the little freak lives or dies!

OR:

Faramir: Shall I shoot?
Frodo: What? Are you on glue? He's our guide!

Lily Bombadil · 10-06-2003, 08:36 PM

Hey, Feared Half-Elf....

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I repeat, I did not need that thought.

*Grima opens his robe revealing a carpet of chest hair!*

Oh, that even grossed me out! And it certainly messed with my sister.

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] I gotcha......

Meneltarmacil · 10-06-2003, 08:44 PM

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*Grima opens his robe revealing a carpet of chest hair!*

Meneltarmacil has ANOTHER heart attack and dies.

Let's...uhhhhh...not take this any further, OK? This is getting scary... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Elennar Starfire · 10-06-2003, 08:47 PM

I agree with Menny, NO MORE, PLEASE!!!

*Elennar runs away, singing about clouds*

legolas luver*1 · 10-06-2003, 09:02 PM

IT BURNS US! IT FREEZES!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!
[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[ October 07, 2003: Message edited by: legolas luver*1 ]

legolas luver*1 · 10-06-2003, 09:07 PM

I read something the other day about Billy Boyd and it said he had a nice singing voice! Ha!!! So insted of the drinking song he bursts out in a 'beautiful' song in a Scottish accent. O God!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
"Merryyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! My name is Billyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!"

[ October 06, 2003: Message edited by: legolas luver*1 ]

Everdawn · 10-07-2003, 03:58 AM

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*Grima opens his robe revealing a carpet of chest hair!*

I already shudder everytime Wormtongue is mentioned! Now it seems that i will be in fits of horror!

Aragorn: Its a long way
GImli: Youll have to toss me. And dont tell the elf.
Aragorn picks up Gimli and is about ot throw him when Legolas yells from above.
Legolas: Hey look guys! The dwarf has to be thrown!
Gimli: Arrgh!
Aragorn throws Gimli but his throw is short, Gimli falls to the depths below.
Aragorn: oops.

Lily Bombadil · 10-07-2003, 05:52 PM

Sorry guys! But this doth sucketh! It seems I have scared everyone but Feared Half-Elf and it was meant for her! (Nothing against you Feared Halfie, you're just cool to mess with.) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Fear not, I shall take this no further. Oh, and uhh, sorry I killed you Menny.

Here's a little someting, while I'm here...

On Aragorn's return to Rivendell, he sees Arwen standing on a balcony with her back to him. He begins to run to her shouting:

Aragorn: Arwen! Arwen! Your true love is come!
*He reaches "Arwen" and turns "her" around only to see that it is not Arwen, but Elrond!
Aragorn & Elrond: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!! AA-AA- AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily Bombadil · 10-07-2003, 06:02 PM

In the Golden Hall, Aragorn steps up to where Éowyn is swordplaying and perries with her.

Aragorn: Well, it looks like we got us a Mexican stand-off. Only we ain't no Mexicans.

legolas luver*1 · 10-07-2003, 06:59 PM

At Helms Deep...
Legolas: You look terrible.
Aragorn: Yes. But isnt it ironic that you dont look so great yourself?(Legolas screams and runs to the nearest mirror)
Legolas: O.M.G. hes right!!

Finwe · 10-07-2003, 08:50 PM

Gandalf: Gandalf, yes, that is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey.... I.... am Gandalf the White. *gives Legolas a pointed look and thinks to self* For once I look better than that poncy Elf!

Legolas: Looking sexy my man! *later* What did you use on your hair, L'Oreal?

Gandalf: Are you crazy???? Nothing touches this Istar's hair except pure Revlon!

Arwen1858 · 10-07-2003, 11:04 PM

*When Aragorn gets to Helm's Deep*

Legolas: You look terrible!
Aragorn: Hey! It's not my fault! You're the one that hoards all the shampoo!

Arwen1858 · 10-07-2003, 11:25 PM

*At Edoras*

Hama: Hand over you bow and knives!
Legolas: Or what?
Hama: Or I'll mess up your pretty hair!
Legolas: Ai! Ai! Anything but that! Legolas quickly hands over all weapons

miellien · 10-08-2003, 12:01 AM

*Boromoir, to Aragorn, in his final scene*
"I'm not quitedead yet."

Feared Half-Elf · 10-08-2003, 04:55 AM

No, Lily, you scared me just as much as you have scared anyone else. I just haven't been online for a few days. Let's just drop it now, I don't want to be scarred further!!!
[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see?
Legolas: Three barrels of wine and some decent music. Party!

Ok, where did that come from? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

legolas luver*1 · 10-08-2003, 03:33 PM

(Aragorn is leading the hobbits to Rivendell.)
(Aragorn reads a sign)
Aragorn: 6 miles to Rivendell.
Frodo: But that sa-
Aragorn: Who's the ranger here?
All: You are.
(6 miles later)
Aragorn: Ahh..Final- What!!!! Rivendeli?!!
Frodo: I tried to tell you.

or

(At the meeting of Arwen end Aragorn.)
Aragorn: Oooh shes hot!! (screams)HOT MAMA!!!
(Arwen turns around revaling that half of her head is
SHAVED!!!)
Aragorn: Oooh! Thats not right!!

[ October 09, 2003: Message edited by: legolas luver*1 ]

Lily Bombadil · 10-08-2003, 03:47 PM

Oh my, Feared Halfie (may I call you that?)! I only meant to scare you, not scar you for life! Please accept my apology. I know Grima can be very frightening with his clothes on, let alone- Okay you get it.

Whilst I am hither...

Merry & Pippin in the Green Dragon....

Merry & Pip: Hey! Yo! Lemme hear ya say, YEAH!
Crowd: YEAH!
Merry & Pip: Put yo hands up! Put yo hands up!
*Bar crowd puts their hands up*
Pip: Now say, Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh!
Crowd: Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh....
(Camera pans on P.J. and the rest of the on-set crew. They're all chanting and dancing around)
P.J.: Go, go, Billy! It's yo birthday! It's yo birthday! *does the Egyptian*

10-08-2003, 03:54 PM

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*does the Egyptian*

That's a FREAKY thought!
*In the hobbit. The troll scene.*

Bilbo: Please don't cook me kind sirs. I am a cook myself and I cook better than I cook if you see what I mean. I'll cook beautifully for you!
William: Well, alright. But don't forget the rabies. That's what gives it that extra kick.

Lily Bombadil · 10-08-2003, 04:15 PM

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...don't forget the rabies.

Oh, that was beautiful, Mr. Baggins! I love F.O.P., too!

Here's something...
(At Helm's Deep, Legolas shield-surfs down the staircase, firing off a volley of arrows. At the bottom...)

Fellow Soldiers: Whoa, Leggers! That was AWESOME, my brotha!
Legolas: Thanks. And that's Chicago.
Soldiers: What?
Legolas: I dunno, but it sounded cool!

Lily Bombadil · 10-08-2003, 04:22 PM

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What!!! Rivendeli?!!

When they finally get to Rivendell...

Aragorn: So, you see, Elrond? We were clearly mislead.
Elrond: *nods solemnly* Yeah, I had a sandwich at Rivendeli, once. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Not even run by elves...
Aragorn: [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

10-08-2003, 04:27 PM

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...not all it's cracked up to be.

Me: I dunno. I liked their sandwiches anyway.

[ October 09, 2003: Message edited by: Mr. Bilbo Baggins Esq. ]

Lily Bombadil · 10-08-2003, 05:18 PM

In the Last Battle...

Elrond: Tangado haid! Leithio i philin!
*Elves exchange bewildered glances and shrug*
Elf #1: Well... If he says so....
*Elves start taking off their pants and dancing Polka in their underwear*
Elrond: What are you doing?! I told you to take your positions and fire the arrows!
Elf #1: Nooo... You told us to dance Polka in our undies.
Elf #2: Hey, man, we're just obeying orders...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-08-2003, 08:56 PM

I've got these ones in my head for quite a while now...

(Entmoot scene)
Pippin: Merry! Verdict's in!

That scene reminds me of "The Practice"...anyway

(Aragorn and Theoden trapped in chamber-thingy)
Theoden: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?
Aragorn: Ride out with meat...
Theoden: I've only got bacon here.
Aragorn: Then we'll have to ride out to meat, then.
(Aragorn, Theoden prepared for battle)
Theoden: To the meat stall!!!!!

Hope these haven't been done yet... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Wala lang!
->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarie of the Vanyar

Everdawn · 10-09-2003, 01:53 AM

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Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see?
Legolas: Three barrels of wine and some decent music. Party!

...Just as we hear Dirrty, by Christina A. start to play in the background. Oh i can imagine it.

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And thats Chicago

GOOD CALL! I swear, its the best call ever, i said it in that context after surfing last weekend, hopped off hte wave and ont the beach and shouted back to the sea. "Thats Chicago!"

I swear Lily! I just laughed the hardest ive ever laughed at these things just reading your last few!

09-29-2003, 11:37 PM	#121
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	Legolas runs toward the horse Gimli is sitting on to leap up on the horses back. Just as he leap into the air, the horse lurches forward, leaving Legolas to fall flat on his face. Gimli snickers, and says, 'Oops! My foot slipped. I must have accidently kicked the horse!' Well, there's my attempt! It's a little funnier in my mind, because trying to put it into words doesn't work as good. Oh well. __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-02-2003, 12:15 PM	#122
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Erm, aha! In Lothlorien, when Galadriel is gliding down the stairs. She trips on her dress and falls all the way to the bottom G: Ouch! C: I told them that dress was too long, but did the costume department believe me? No! I'm off, before it happens to me! Storms off screen PJ: I can fire you for that! C: I'd love to see you try! G: Er, can anyone help me? This hurts alot, being upside down. Very undignified, you know, with my legs in the air. Hello? Hello? Everyone has gone, tumbleweed rolls past Hello? [ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ] __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

10-02-2003, 06:31 PM	#125
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	When Aragorn is riding away from Eowyn right before the Battle with the Wargs, his horse trips, and he dies. In Middle-earth Monthly: "A hero died today in a tragic accident..." __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

10-03-2003, 11:38 AM	#127
Eldar14 Wight Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: the Cottage of Lost Play Posts: 182	the Ents are marching to Isengard Pippin: "Run, Forest, Run!" __________________ "Come away! Let the cowards keep this city!" -- Fëanor to the Noldor

10-03-2003, 01:24 PM	#128
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 212	For those of you that remember this pseudo-obscure monty python skit.... The meeting between Gandalf and Saruman Saurman- "Prepare to die!" Pippin- "What's that?" Gandalf- "It's a Wizards staff!" Pippin- "And what's that?" Gimli- "It's an axe!" Pippin- "And what's that?" Legolas- "It's a bow!" Saurman- "How did all of you get here?" Everyone else- "Does it look like we know?" __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!

10-03-2003, 03:30 PM	#129
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Anyone who has seen Matrix Reloaded will get this as much as one can... *Gandalf yanks Sam through the window & onto the table... Gandalf: "You!" Sam: (sits up on the table & puts hand into Gandalf's stomach) "Yes, me. Me, me, me!" Gandalf: (fully transformed into Sam)"Me too!" Well, that was my lame attempt for the week [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]. [ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

10-03-2003, 04:10 PM	#130
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Legolas: Lembas! One small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man. Pippin: Oh, none for me thanks. I'm on a diet. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

10-03-2003, 04:14 PM	#131
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Meela: Pippin on a diet!? lol, that would have to be a blooper [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] .

10-04-2003, 01:07 PM	#132
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	What would be even funnier is Pippin and Merry on a diet. Although, the thought of any Hobbit on a diet is laughable! it would last, what, five minutes? Until the next mealtime? P.S. I am not usually this sarcastic, I am just in a wierd (sp?) mood! __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

10-06-2003, 05:06 PM	#133
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	My cousin made this one up: Elrond to Arwen: He is not coming back. Jay pops up Jay (imitating Elrond): I killed him myself! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Go Jay!

10-06-2003, 07:07 PM	#134
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Gollum: Rock and pool is nice and cool. So juicy sweeet! I only WISH to catch a FISH! so juicy sweeet! Faramir's Merry Men shoot Sméagol Frodo: What have you done?!! Faramir! How could you? Faramir: What? He was butchering a perfectly good song! I just assumed that- Frodo: Grrrr....! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

10-06-2003, 07:51 PM	#136
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	I thought of this a few weeks ago after watching FOP. Aragorn:A hobbit lay here, or I could just be paraphrasing. __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

10-06-2003, 08:28 PM	#137
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	That's okay, Menny! Can I call you Menny? Although I want to, I've never seen Monty Python. SHAME ON ME!! Faramir: Shall I shoot? Frodo: Like I give a crap! Go ahead! P.J.: Cut! CUT! CUT! CUT! Elijah! You're supposed to say no! Elijah: Why? It's not like I really care whether the little freak lives or dies! OR: Faramir: Shall I shoot? Frodo: What? Are you on glue? He's our guide! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

10-06-2003, 08:47 PM	#140
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	I agree with Menny, NO MORE, PLEASE!!! Elennar runs away, singing about clouds __________________ Don't let me die!

10-06-2003, 09:02 PM	#141
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	IT BURNS US! IT FREEZES!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [ October 07, 2003: Message edited by: legolas luver*1 ] __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

10-06-2003, 09:07 PM	#142
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	I read something the other day about Billy Boyd and it said he had a nice singing voice! Ha!!! So insted of the drinking song he bursts out in a 'beautiful' song in a Scottish accent. O God!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] "Merryyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! My name is Billyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!" [ October 06, 2003: Message edited by: legolas luver*1 ] __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

10-07-2003, 05:52 PM	#144
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Sorry guys! But this doth sucketh! It seems I have scared everyone but Feared Half-Elf and it was meant for her! (Nothing against you Feared Halfie, you're just cool to mess with.) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Fear not, I shall take this no further. Oh, and uhh, sorry I killed you Menny. Here's a little someting, while I'm here... On Aragorn's return to Rivendell, he sees Arwen standing on a balcony with her back to him. He begins to run to her shouting: Aragorn: Arwen! Arwen! Your true love is come! *He reaches "Arwen" and turns "her" around only to see that it is not Arwen, but Elrond! Aragorn & Elrond: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!! AA-AA- AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

10-07-2003, 06:02 PM	#145
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	In the Golden Hall, Aragorn steps up to where Éowyn is swordplaying and perries with her. Aragorn: Well, it looks like we got us a Mexican stand-off. Only we ain't no Mexicans. __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

10-07-2003, 06:59 PM	#146
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	At Helms Deep... Legolas: You look terrible. Aragorn: Yes. But isnt it ironic that you dont look so great yourself?(Legolas screams and runs to the nearest mirror) Legolas: O.M.G. hes right!! __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

10-07-2003, 08:50 PM	#147
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	Gandalf: Gandalf, yes, that is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey.... I.... am Gandalf the White. gives Legolas a pointed look and thinks to self For once I look better than that poncy Elf! Legolas: Looking sexy my man! later What did you use on your hair, L'Oreal? Gandalf: Are you crazy???? Nothing touches this Istar's hair except pure Revlon! __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

10-07-2003, 11:04 PM	#148
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	When Aragorn gets to Helm's Deep Legolas: You look terrible! Aragorn: Hey! It's not my fault! You're the one that hoards all the shampoo! __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-07-2003, 11:25 PM	#149
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	At Edoras Hama: Hand over you bow and knives! Legolas: Or what? Hama: Or I'll mess up your pretty hair! Legolas: Ai! Ai! Anything but that! Legolas quickly hands over all weapons __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-08-2003, 12:01 AM	#150
miellien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: a small village called INSOMNIA Posts: 32	Boromoir, to Aragorn, in his final scene "I'm not quitedead yet." __________________ "Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans."- ~"Beautiful Boy" -John Lennon~

10-08-2003, 04:55 AM	#151
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	No, Lily, you scared me just as much as you have scared anyone else. I just haven't been online for a few days. Let's just drop it now, I don't want to be scarred further!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see? Legolas: Three barrels of wine and some decent music. Party! Ok, where did that come from? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

10-08-2003, 03:33 PM	#152
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	(Aragorn is leading the hobbits to Rivendell.) (Aragorn reads a sign) Aragorn: 6 miles to Rivendell. Frodo: But that sa- Aragorn: Who's the ranger here? All: You are. (6 miles later) Aragorn: Ahh..Final- What!!!! Rivendeli?!! Frodo: I tried to tell you. or (At the meeting of Arwen end Aragorn.) Aragorn: Oooh shes hot!! (screams)HOT MAMA!!! (Arwen turns around revaling that half of her head is SHAVED!!!) Aragorn: Oooh! Thats not right!! [ October 09, 2003: Message edited by: legolas luver*1 ] __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

10-08-2003, 03:47 PM	#153
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Oh my, Feared Halfie (may I call you that?)! I only meant to scare you, not scar you for life! Please accept my apology. I know Grima can be very frightening with his clothes on, let alone- Okay you get it. Whilst I am hither... Merry & Pippin in the Green Dragon.... Merry & Pip: Hey! Yo! Lemme hear ya say, YEAH! Crowd: YEAH! Merry & Pip: Put yo hands up! Put yo hands up! Bar crowd puts their hands up Pip: Now say, Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh! Crowd: Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.... (Camera pans on P.J. and the rest of the on-set crew. They're all chanting and dancing around) P.J.: Go, go, Billy! It's yo birthday! It's yo birthday! does the Egyptian __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

10-08-2003, 05:18 PM	#158
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	In the Last Battle... Elrond: Tangado haid! Leithio i philin! Elves exchange bewildered glances and shrug Elf #1: Well... If he says so.... Elves start taking off their pants and dancing Polka in their underwear Elrond: What are you doing?! I told you to take your positions and fire the arrows! Elf #1: Nooo... You told us to dance Polka in our undies. Elf #2: Hey, man, we're just obeying orders... __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

10-08-2003, 08:56 PM	#159
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	I've got these ones in my head for quite a while now... (Entmoot scene) Pippin: Merry! Verdict's in! That scene reminds me of "The Practice"...anyway (Aragorn and Theoden trapped in chamber-thingy) Theoden: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate? Aragorn: Ride out with meat... Theoden: I've only got bacon here. Aragorn: Then we'll have to ride out to meat, then. (Aragorn, Theoden prepared for battle) Theoden: To the meat stall!!!!! Hope these haven't been done yet... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Wala lang! ->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarie of the Vanyar __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...