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Tarien Ithil · 05-21-2003, 11:40 AM

OK, here’s Aragorn’s little method for…*drum roll*…soil pie!!
(sounds scrumptious)
You will need:

1 gallon of fresh soil (preferably from under your boots)

1 bucket of watery mud

1 brick of swamp reed

Now for the method:

Simply mix the mud and soil together, bake in the sun for about 30 – 45 mins then grate swamp weed over it! And voila! You have a nice soil pie. (I doubt any of you will actually make this, but it was just for fun!)
Any more you can think of?

Meela · 05-21-2003, 11:50 AM

Denethor cookies are my own invention:

Bake a cookie for too long until it closely resembles charcoal (or Denethor after one too many suicides, in this case).
Sprinkle ash on the top.

Tarien Ithil · 05-21-2003, 11:54 AM

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] LOL, Meela! That's ole Denethor to a tee!

[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Keep it coming guys! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Tarien Ithil

elven maiden Earwen · 05-21-2003, 05:15 PM

Yum, Yum food sure is mighty tasty

Niluial · 05-21-2003, 09:34 PM

Nail Cake

Batter:
1 teaspoon of the best soil you can find.
3 dragon eggs.
A pinch of salt
A jug of milk
1 cup of normal sand
2 cups of flour
20 dwarves nails.

Sauce:
10 table spoons of fresh soil.
A cup of water

Batter: Throw everything in a mixing bowl. Stir well and put in a cake dish. Preheat oven at 180 degrees. Put the cake in oven and let it bake for 1 hour or until golden brown!

Sauce: Mix water and fresh soil together. Once the cake is finished cooking pour the sauce on top of the cake.

Serves 5

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 05-22-2003, 06:57 AM

Recipe for: Orc Mishmash!

This recipe's for those orcs who are on the run and haven't had anything but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!

Take one filthy little Snaga of an orc, lop his head of, slice open his stomach, stir contents with a sword and voila! You got Orc Mishmash! Serve fresh, and preferably with black blood spurting everywhere.

Warning:
Only for those who are accustomed to the 'acquired' taste of Orc cuisine.

Everdawn · 05-23-2003, 02:47 AM

Hey Meela, those cookies, do they come with Keroscene topping?

Meela · 05-23-2003, 08:04 AM

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That's an alternative topping if you want it.
Personally, I recommend just the ash. It's delicious!

Oh, but if you want, you can add shards of Palantir, as I do frequently, for a variety of texture.

Elennar Starfire · 05-25-2003, 12:26 PM

I have done this!

Marshmallow Denethors

take a marshmallow, put it on a stick and light it on fire. Let it burn for about 15 seconds, then blow it out.

for people who don't like there marshmallows quite so black, try:

Marshmallow Faramirs

Hold the marshmallow by the coals until it almost catches on fire, but not quite.

Katherine712 · 05-25-2003, 02:13 PM

A tasty recipe inspired by Gollum's two favorite dishes- rabbit and fish.

Tasy Fish

Ingredients: Fish, raw NOT cooked!
Prep Time: 2 minutes
Catch a fish. Eat right away, because a stupid hobbit may come along and want to cook it.
Wanring: Do NOT let the fish anywhere near for fire, for cooking the fish will ruin its naturally, um, delicious flavor.
Variation: Sing a song about your precious fishes while catching them. It makes them taste better.

05-21-2003, 11:40 AM	#1
Tarien Ithil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the Shade of a Tree Posts: 253	101 Special Recipes! OK, here’s Aragorn’s little method for…drum roll…soil pie!! (sounds scrumptious) You will need: 1 gallon of fresh soil (preferably from under your boots) 1 bucket of watery mud 1 brick of swamp reed Now for the method: Simply mix the mud and soil together, bake in the sun for about 30 – 45 mins then grate swamp weed over it! And voila! You have a nice soil pie. (I doubt any of you will actually make this, but it was just for fun!) Any more you can think of? __________________ “The English-speaking world is divided into those who have read The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit and those who are going to read them.” – Sunday Times Crickhollow

05-21-2003, 11:50 AM	#2
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Denethor cookies are my own invention: Bake a cookie for too long until it closely resembles charcoal (or Denethor after one too many suicides, in this case). Sprinkle ash on the top. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-21-2003, 11:54 AM	#3
Tarien Ithil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In the Shade of a Tree Posts: 253	[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] LOL, Meela! That's ole Denethor to a tee! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Keep it coming guys! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Tarien Ithil __________________ “The English-speaking world is divided into those who have read The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit and those who are going to read them.” – Sunday Times Crickhollow

05-21-2003, 05:15 PM	#4
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,300	Yum, Yum food sure is mighty tasty __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

05-21-2003, 09:34 PM	#5
Niluial Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In the darkness of white Posts: 601	Nail Cake Batter: 1 teaspoon of the best soil you can find. 3 dragon eggs. A pinch of salt A jug of milk 1 cup of normal sand 2 cups of flour 20 dwarves nails. Sauce: 10 table spoons of fresh soil. A cup of water Batter: Throw everything in a mixing bowl. Stir well and put in a cake dish. Preheat oven at 180 degrees. Put the cake in oven and let it bake for 1 hour or until golden brown! Sauce: Mix water and fresh soil together. Once the cake is finished cooking pour the sauce on top of the cake. Serves 5 __________________ Life is not about how many breaths you take but about how many times it leaves you breathless. My rants, moans and groans in other words my Blog My Magical Site

05-22-2003, 06:57 AM	#6
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	Recipe for: Orc Mishmash! This recipe's for those orcs who are on the run and haven't had anything but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days! Take one filthy little Snaga of an orc, lop his head of, slice open his stomach, stir contents with a sword and voila! You got Orc Mishmash! Serve fresh, and preferably with black blood spurting everywhere. Warning: Only for those who are accustomed to the 'acquired' taste of Orc cuisine. __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!

05-23-2003, 02:47 AM	#7
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Hey Meela, those cookies, do they come with Keroscene topping? __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

05-23-2003, 08:04 AM	#8
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That's an alternative topping if you want it. Personally, I recommend just the ash. It's delicious! Oh, but if you want, you can add shards of Palantir, as I do frequently, for a variety of texture. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-25-2003, 12:26 PM	#9
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	I have done this! Marshmallow Denethors take a marshmallow, put it on a stick and light it on fire. Let it burn for about 15 seconds, then blow it out. for people who don't like there marshmallows quite so black, try: Marshmallow Faramirs Hold the marshmallow by the coals until it almost catches on fire, but not quite. __________________ Don't let me die!

05-25-2003, 02:13 PM	#10
Katherine712 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New York Posts: 16	A tasty recipe inspired by Gollum's two favorite dishes- rabbit and fish. Tasy Fish Ingredients: Fish, raw NOT cooked! Prep Time: 2 minutes Catch a fish. Eat right away, because a stupid hobbit may come along and want to cook it. Wanring: Do NOT let the fish anywhere near for fire, for cooking the fish will ruin its naturally, um, delicious flavor. Variation: Sing a song about your precious fishes while catching them. It makes them taste better. __________________ ~Katherine~ (waves only for Boromir the Disco King) Few can foresee whither their road will lead them, till they come to its end.