Grave Matters - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 05-10-2003, 09:09 PM

Have a question? Need advice? Require a second opinion? Ask Grave Matters.

Iarwain · 05-10-2003, 09:23 PM

Wonderful idea, BW! Very fun. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

I'm going to think of one right away.

Iarwain

Diamond18 · 05-10-2003, 09:54 PM

Huh. Scare me why don't ya. I thought this was going to be something like "Due to direct linking, I am being sued by [insert website] for everything I own. Donations can be sent to..."

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Question:
You don't have to be a BD member to participate, right? So when you say name or nickname, that doesn't mean forum screenname? It can be anything? Forgive me, I took stupid pills just a moment ago. They told me it was jelly beans, but now I realize the folly of my ways. I just want to make sure...

The X Phial · 05-10-2003, 10:20 PM

It can be whatever, Diamond, but that's a good question. Just know that whatever nickname you sign with will be printed.

Scott · 05-11-2003, 11:13 AM

This may have been answered elsewhere in this barrow, but I haven't seen the answer yet...
When is the languages forum going to be reopened? Is it still pending on the arrival of an expert to moderate it?

VanimaEdhel · 05-11-2003, 02:07 PM

Diamond18: I had the same reaction of going "EEP!"...then I decided it may be a pun with the word "Grave", as we are "dead" here. I thought maybe it was a general discussion of what needs improvement here (EDIT: including my typing skills).

I think we should set up a 12-step teenybopper program to de-Orlando, de-Elijah, de-Liv, or de-Cate them. You have to go through the program whether you are addicted or not, then you can Chat. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ May 11, 2003: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

Scott · 05-15-2003, 03:22 PM

Hey, is this thread dead already?

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-15-2003, 03:44 PM

Wow, that's... strange. I don't believe I will yet send in a question of my own, but would be very interested to see those of others [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 05-15-2003, 04:23 PM

Scott- You're on the wrong thread, my friend, for that sort of question. But I don't believe the language forum is coming in for reopening anytime soon, though I'm not an expert and could easily be wrong.

As for Grave Matters, BW, I think it sounds fun, but I don't really understand what its about? I think some of Diamond's stupid pills must have rolled across to my barrow. (I thought they were tic tacs [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])

Sophia

Carlas · 05-15-2003, 08:44 PM

Just one question for you dear BW, where exactly will the chosen questions be posted?

Helkahothion · 05-16-2003, 01:34 PM

Question on the way [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Who is in the answering panel?

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 05-16-2003, 02:55 PM

The first group of questions will be answered in the next day or so. The panel is a variety of Middle-earth characters. You never know who might answer.

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 05-16-2003, 08:17 PM

We have gotten back a few replies from Middle-earth: Grave Matters - 16 May 2003.

Diamond18 · 05-16-2003, 08:22 PM

Quote:

One little kinslaying and you are doomed forever, trust me on this.

This amuses me far more than it really should. Hrmm... I think I'll try one for next time. *Scurries off to ask something*

Yavanna228 · 05-16-2003, 08:25 PM

::applause:: Hurrah! Great job, BW and whoever else. That was excellent! I especially liked Feanor's answer. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Peace

Alatáriël Lossëhelin · 05-16-2003, 08:59 PM

Quote:

we've just eaten the elf and the humans anyway. There's no need to choose between us because we're going to fight over you anyway. You can have the survivor, which will be me, and we'll eat the runners up to celebrate. How does that sound?

Wow! Who needs 'Dear Abby' with Uglúk around...

Katt b · 05-16-2003, 09:15 PM

I'm not even sure if I should be posting this here but I need help I don't know whats going on I'm new ...HELP!!!!! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

The X Phial · 05-16-2003, 09:40 PM

OFF TOPIC
Katt b - This thread is for the discussion of the site feature known as "Grave Matters." I'm not sure what it is you don't understand, but you can pm me or any one of the mods with questions. Also, read the FAQ in the Novices and Newcomers thread.

ON TOPIC
I would like to thank the Gaffer, Feanor, and Ugluk for giving so graciously of their time and knowledge.

The X Phial · 05-18-2003, 06:34 PM

A new Grave Matters is up here

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 05-18-2003, 06:45 PM

Oh My! (The stupid pills seem to have worn off...) BW this is hillarious:

Quote:

But, let's not be hasty, hoom. First you should stop whoever it is that is trying to cut you down.

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-18-2003, 07:12 PM

BW, if you're the one writing these, I'd like to compliment you on an amazing sense of humor [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Quote:

The Barrow-Downs is not responsible for anything that happens as a result of following the suggestions found here.

Was that supposed to be a joke, or did you feel that somebody would *really* try something like that? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Iarwain · 05-18-2003, 07:15 PM

I still love the idea, and I thought those were quite laughable, especially Smeagol's response. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I'm slightly dissapointed that mine wasn't up there... [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

Iarwain

[ May 18, 2003: Message edited by: Iarwain ]

Bêthberry · 05-18-2003, 07:57 PM

Goodness, Iarwain, I am sure that they are swamped with questions.

Most likely they have to choose the treasures blindly in the dark of their barrow.

On the other hand, does Tom need the attention of the wights? I wouldn't think so.

*curtsies*
Bêthberry

[ May 18, 2003: Message edited by: Bêthberry ]

Iarwain · 05-18-2003, 08:48 PM

I'm sure they are, Bethburry. I suppose I shouldn't be rude... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] I just hoped that someone with, um, influence [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] might come in contact with that post *hint,hint, nudge, nudge*. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Iarwain

Helkahothion · 05-19-2003, 06:30 AM

Yay, my question is answered. I loved the riddle. Maybe I should send in one that has no answer. Oh I know it now [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Nah let's not do it. Gollum will get confused.

Tinuviel Took · 05-20-2003, 04:44 AM

I agree, they are hilarious! Particularly the thought of ANYONE leting Feanor give advice on younger sibblings. We Love Treebeard! Go Treb! Go Treb!

Lyra Greenleaf · 05-21-2003, 12:04 PM

I'm not surprised poor old Bordarigorn has no time for homework, what with rescuing Anuion, hanging around with potatoes...
It's a really good idea! Go BW!

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 05-25-2003, 08:49 AM

Grave Matters #3 has been published.

Helkahothion · 05-25-2003, 08:55 AM

HAHA, saruman the many coloured about fashion. Perfect! I could not agree with him. Taste is personel and you should not worry about it. I say that everybody that has a problem with your taste, should mind their own business. What do they know right?

Suilad,

Anuion

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 07-13-2003, 02:42 PM

When we publish Grave Matters today, it will be the 10th edition!! We plan to continue this feature, so be sure to get your questions in soon for next week's Grave Matters.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 07-13-2003, 04:27 PM

It's the tenth week already? My, how time flies when you're having fun. Since Grave Matters always has the answer, someone would have to be stark raving mad not to send in their questions.

Diamond18 · 07-13-2003, 04:51 PM

I have been following the feature, and it's quite funny. Unfortunately I haven't been able to think of a question I want to submit, since the first week or so (and those were lame [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]). I have been eyeing up the Dear Abby and Carolyn Hax colums in the newspaper, though... Inspiration...

Yavanna228 · 07-13-2003, 08:04 PM

Happy 10th edition, Grave Matters! I've found that the one from Maeglin was quite amusing, and the one from Legolas is a wonderful way to handle all the fangirls. I'll have to remember that...
Again, congratulations and good job!
Peace

Luthien_ Tinuviel · 09-07-2003, 06:48 PM

Quote:

BW, if you're the one writing these, I'd like to compliment you on an amazing sense of humor

Yes, I've followed them since the beggining, and I enjoy them very much! I love seeing my favorite characters answering questions, and the answers are quite funny! I just wanted to add that I loved today's Sam feature. Very satisfactory, if I do say so myself. And very clever, too, to make it so that Sam could legitimately answer every one! (If you follow me). I believe I've thought of a question. I shall send it in! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

burrahobbit · 09-08-2003, 12:47 AM

I really liked the one today about being obsessed. I think I might write a letter this week.

Diamond18 · 09-16-2003, 01:40 AM

I quite enjoyed Hurin's thoughts on boredom and torture this week. My compliments to whoever wrote that one up. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Bêthberry · 09-16-2003, 06:05 AM

Too funny that two characters replied to Wee-Willy. Might it have had something to do with his double Billing?

And hey Ted, look at that walking tree who stalked you. lol

Serendipidy doo dah. I really have to get a letter in myself.

05-10-2003, 09:09 PM	#1
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	Grave Matters Have a question? Need advice? Require a second opinion? Ask Grave Matters. __________________ The Barrow-Wight

05-10-2003, 09:23 PM	#2
Iarwain Pugnaciously Primordial Paradox Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Birnham Wood Posts: 800	Wonderful idea, BW! Very fun. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I'm going to think of one right away. Iarwain __________________ "And what are oaths but words we say to God?"

05-10-2003, 10:20 PM	#4
The X Phial Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Out there with the truth. Come find me. Posts: 317	It can be whatever, Diamond, but that's a good question. Just know that whatever nickname you sign with will be printed. __________________ But then there was a star danced, and under that was I born.

05-11-2003, 11:13 AM	#5
Scott Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Ohio/Grey Havens Posts: 183	This may have been answered elsewhere in this barrow, but I haven't seen the answer yet... When is the languages forum going to be reopened? Is it still pending on the arrival of an expert to moderate it? __________________ Those who the Gods would destroy, They first make mad. ~Those Crazy Greeks

05-11-2003, 02:07 PM	#6
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,461	Diamond18: I had the same reaction of going "EEP!"...then I decided it may be a pun with the word "Grave", as we are "dead" here. I thought maybe it was a general discussion of what needs improvement here (EDIT: including my typing skills). I think we should set up a 12-step teenybopper program to de-Orlando, de-Elijah, de-Liv, or de-Cate them. You have to go through the program whether you are addicted or not, then you can Chat. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [ May 11, 2003: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ] __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

05-10-2003, 09:54 PM	#3
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Huh. Scare me why don't ya. I thought this was going to be something like "Due to direct linking, I am being sued by [insert website] for everything I own. Donations can be sent to..." [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Question: You don't have to be a BD member to participate, right? So when you say name or nickname, that doesn't mean forum screenname? It can be anything? Forgive me, I took stupid pills just a moment ago. They told me it was jelly beans, but now I realize the folly of my ways. I just want to make sure... __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

05-15-2003, 03:22 PM	#7
Scott Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Ohio/Grey Havens Posts: 183	Hey, is this thread dead already? __________________ Those who the Gods would destroy, They first make mad. ~Those Crazy Greeks

05-15-2003, 03:44 PM	#8
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Wow, that's... strange. I don't believe I will yet send in a question of my own, but would be very interested to see those of others [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

05-15-2003, 04:23 PM	#9
Sophia the Thunder Mistress Scent of Simbelmynë Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town Posts: 1,780	Scott- You're on the wrong thread, my friend, for that sort of question. But I don't believe the language forum is coming in for reopening anytime soon, though I'm not an expert and could easily be wrong. As for Grave Matters, BW, I think it sounds fun, but I don't really understand what its about? I think some of Diamond's stupid pills must have rolled across to my barrow. (I thought they were tic tacs [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]) Sophia __________________ The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me!

05-15-2003, 08:44 PM	#10
Carlas Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Lost in the Fog of the Downs Posts: 359	Just one question for you dear BW, where exactly will the chosen questions be posted? __________________ 七転八起...

05-16-2003, 01:34 PM	#11
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Question on the way [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Who is in the answering panel?

05-16-2003, 02:55 PM	#12
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	The first group of questions will be answered in the next day or so. The panel is a variety of Middle-earth characters. You never know who might answer. __________________ The Barrow-Wight

05-16-2003, 08:17 PM	#13
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	We have gotten back a few replies from Middle-earth: Grave Matters - 16 May 2003. __________________ The Barrow-Wight

05-16-2003, 08:25 PM	#15
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	::applause:: Hurrah! Great job, BW and whoever else. That was excellent! I especially liked Feanor's answer. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

05-16-2003, 09:15 PM	#17
Katt b Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2003 Location: Canada eh!LOL Posts: 25	I'm not even sure if I should be posting this here but I need help I don't know whats going on I'm new ...HELP!!!!! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] __________________ The red rose whispers of passion/And the white rose breathes of love/O,the red rose is a falcon/And the white rose is a dove/ But I send you a cream-white rosebud/With a flush on it's petal tips/For the love that is purest and sweet/Has a kiss of desire on the lips/

05-16-2003, 09:40 PM	#18
The X Phial Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Out there with the truth. Come find me. Posts: 317	OFF TOPIC Katt b - This thread is for the discussion of the site feature known as "Grave Matters." I'm not sure what it is you don't understand, but you can pm me or any one of the mods with questions. Also, read the FAQ in the Novices and Newcomers thread. ON TOPIC I would like to thank the Gaffer, Feanor, and Ugluk for giving so graciously of their time and knowledge. __________________ But then there was a star danced, and under that was I born.

05-18-2003, 06:34 PM	#19
The X Phial Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Out there with the truth. Come find me. Posts: 317	A new Grave Matters is up here __________________ But then there was a star danced, and under that was I born.

05-18-2003, 07:15 PM	#22
Iarwain Pugnaciously Primordial Paradox Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Birnham Wood Posts: 800	I still love the idea, and I thought those were quite laughable, especially Smeagol's response. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I'm slightly dissapointed that mine wasn't up there... [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] Iarwain [ May 18, 2003: Message edited by: Iarwain ] __________________ "And what are oaths but words we say to God?"

05-18-2003, 07:57 PM	#23
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,997	Goodness, Iarwain, I am sure that they are swamped with questions. Most likely they have to choose the treasures blindly in the dark of their barrow. On the other hand, does Tom need the attention of the wights? I wouldn't think so. curtsies Bêthberry [ May 18, 2003: Message edited by: Bêthberry ] __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

05-18-2003, 08:48 PM	#24
Iarwain Pugnaciously Primordial Paradox Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Birnham Wood Posts: 800	I'm sure they are, Bethburry. I suppose I shouldn't be rude... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] I just hoped that someone with, um, influence [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] might come in contact with that post hint,hint, nudge, nudge. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Iarwain __________________ "And what are oaths but words we say to God?"

05-19-2003, 06:30 AM	#25
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Yay, my question is answered. I loved the riddle. Maybe I should send in one that has no answer. Oh I know it now [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Nah let's not do it. Gollum will get confused.

05-20-2003, 04:44 AM	#26
Tinuviel Took Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 115	I agree, they are hilarious! Particularly the thought of ANYONE leting Feanor give advice on younger sibblings. We Love Treebeard! Go Treb! Go Treb! __________________ "What my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?" "Is it possible Disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it, as Signore Benedick? Courtecy itself must convert to Disdain if you come in her presence"

05-21-2003, 12:04 PM	#27
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	I'm not surprised poor old Bordarigorn has no time for homework, what with rescuing Anuion, hanging around with potatoes... It's a really good idea! Go BW! __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

05-25-2003, 08:49 AM	#28
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	Grave Matters #3 has been published. __________________ The Barrow-Wight

05-25-2003, 08:55 AM	#29
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	HAHA, saruman the many coloured about fashion. Perfect! I could not agree with him. Taste is personel and you should not worry about it. I say that everybody that has a problem with your taste, should mind their own business. What do they know right? Suilad, Anuion

07-13-2003, 02:42 PM	#30
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	When we publish Grave Matters today, it will be the 10th edition!! We plan to continue this feature, so be sure to get your questions in soon for next week's Grave Matters. __________________ The Barrow-Wight

07-13-2003, 04:27 PM	#31
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	It's the tenth week already? My, how time flies when you're having fun. Since Grave Matters always has the answer, someone would have to be stark raving mad not to send in their questions. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

07-13-2003, 04:51 PM	#32
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	I have been following the feature, and it's quite funny. Unfortunately I haven't been able to think of a question I want to submit, since the first week or so (and those were lame [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]). I have been eyeing up the Dear Abby and Carolyn Hax colums in the newspaper, though... Inspiration... __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

07-13-2003, 08:04 PM	#33
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Happy 10th edition, Grave Matters! I've found that the one from Maeglin was quite amusing, and the one from Legolas is a wonderful way to handle all the fangirls. I'll have to remember that... Again, congratulations and good job! Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

09-08-2003, 12:47 AM	#35
burrahobbit Hidden Spirit Join Date: May 2000 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,424	I really liked the one today about being obsessed. I think I might write a letter this week. __________________ What's a burrahobbit got to do with my pocket, anyways?

09-16-2003, 01:40 AM	#36
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	I quite enjoyed Hurin's thoughts on boredom and torture this week. My compliments to whoever wrote that one up. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

09-16-2003, 06:05 AM	#37
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,997	Too funny that two characters replied to Wee-Willy. Might it have had something to do with his double Billing? And hey Ted, look at that walking tree who stalked you. lol Serendipidy doo dah. I really have to get a letter in myself. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.