Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 143 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-13-2009, 02:56 AM

Unfortunately, Varda did not want to leave the party and there was one of those awkward scenes in front of all the orclings and the still un-cloaked Gandalf as Manwe glared at Varda from across the room.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-13-2009, 08:22 AM

Fortunately Mandos smoothed over the "awkward"
situation by proclaiming a doom that they
all go to Tol Eressea and "Party on dudes".

Eönwë · 01-13-2009, 12:08 PM

Unfortunately they had no boats.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-13-2009, 02:33 PM

Fortunately Thorondor and lots of his pals
flew the whole gang over (and stayed to
party as only super eagles can).

Meneltarmacil · 01-14-2009, 12:53 PM

Unfortunately, the island was struck by a giant meteor, killing everyone on it.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-14-2009, 12:57 PM

Fortunately, nobody had really cared for the swindler called Everyone

Ilya · 01-14-2009, 02:56 PM

Unfortunately, Everyone had been diagnosed with a degenerative illness and so his estate was able to charge the meteor with a lawsuit.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-14-2009, 08:33 PM

Fortunately the meteor had Mandos as defense
attorney and got off with a warning to not
destroy Everyone it came across.

Lindale · 01-15-2009, 12:02 PM

Unfortunately Melkor was the judge and he said, "Off you all to the Void and never trouble me again!" and chuckled like the madman he probably is.

Vaine · 01-15-2009, 12:04 PM

fortunately Melkor got thrown into the void by Manwë the next second.

Lindale · 01-15-2009, 12:30 PM

Unfortunately his screams damaged Manwe's eardrums.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-15-2009, 01:44 PM

Fortunately Everyone cooperated in the successful surgery
to repair his ears.

Vaine · 01-15-2009, 01:54 PM

unfortunately the main surgeon herself (Varda) dropped her scalpel during surgery and cut Manwë somewhere painful, causing further screaming.

Lindale · 01-15-2009, 09:16 PM

Fortunately Manwe remembered he was a Vala, and he just left the body with the broken eardrums and got himself a new body. Sorta like clothes--you change your soiled clothes with new ones from the closet.

Vaine · 01-16-2009, 08:00 AM

unfortunately his new body came with some unwanted appendages.

Eönwë · 01-16-2009, 01:30 PM

Fortunately he got even more surgery to get rid of the extra tentacles.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-16-2009, 04:25 PM

Unfortunately Everyone got bored with Manwe's
mid-Age crisis and unexpectedly went to visit
Bilbo at Bagend.

Groin Redbeard · 01-16-2009, 06:43 PM

Fortunately there were lots of cakes!

Vaine · 01-17-2009, 04:14 AM

unfortunately, the dwarves ate all the cake before the other guests arrived, and bilbo cursed at them for repeating what happened before the incident with the dragon.

Lindale · 01-17-2009, 04:51 AM

Fortunately it rained Coke.

Vaine · 01-17-2009, 05:12 AM

unfortunately for frodo, who hated coke, drinking or otherwise (!),
sat down, crying in a corner.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-17-2009, 09:14 AM

Fortunately Arwen sent him a keg of wine spritzers.

Ilya · 01-17-2009, 01:13 PM

Unfortunately, those wine spritzers had been set aside for Aragorn.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-17-2009, 09:47 PM

Fortunately Bilbo retired to the Gaffer's and
enjoyed many rounds of Gin and Tonics while
reading the Gaffer's best seller Chicken Soup
for the Befuzzled and Bebothered Hobbit" .

Babidi Buu · 01-17-2009, 10:25 PM

Unfortunately, they stopped selling the books all of a sudden.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-18-2009, 12:19 AM

Fortunately, Aragon came and stole back his wine spritzers and had them all to himself as Frodo went back to cry in the corner.

Lindale · 01-18-2009, 12:47 AM

Unfortunately as Frodo cried a rainstorm of Pepsi came, and he cried all the more.

Vaine · 01-18-2009, 05:30 AM

fortunately, pepsi was Gandalf's favourite drink.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-18-2009, 08:04 AM

Unfortunately it was caffein free diet pepsi.

Vaine · 01-18-2009, 01:12 PM

fortunately no-one was excessively tired at the time and in dire need of caffeine, so the decaf pepsi served its purpose just fine.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-18-2009, 06:04 PM

Unfortunately the purpose of providing drinks
was to lull all of the partiers so
THE SPANISH INQUISITION could demand they
CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS! that they
were agents of Sauron.

HA HA HA HA HA! (maniacal laughter)

Lindale · 01-18-2009, 09:11 PM

Fortunately Everybody confessed, and that was enough for the Spanish Inquisition.

(What will they do to Everybody, aye we wonderss!!)

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-19-2009, 08:05 AM

Unfortunately Everybody relapsed and Cardinal Ximenez
ordered Biggles to give the rack a turn!

(Who wasn't available since he was on First Base).

Vaine · 01-19-2009, 11:37 AM

fortunately the randomness ceased after a while, and everything turned back to normal.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-19-2009, 01:40 PM

Unfortunately, "normal" turned out to be an alternate
Middle-earth "Where apes evolved from people!"

(Well, actually from Barliman Butterbur's descendants,
but whatever).

Eönwë · 01-19-2009, 05:48 PM

Fortunately, half of the population were singing lumberjacks.

Babidi Buu · 01-19-2009, 09:49 PM

Unfortunately it caused everyones ears to bleed.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-20-2009, 05:05 AM

Fortunately, this did not stop the lumberjacks from singing.

Lindale · 01-20-2009, 07:44 AM

Unfortunately Butterbur's descendants started to sprout weird tentacles and fins.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-20-2009, 07:54 AM

Fortunately the tenacles and fins proved very
useful in combating descendants of The Watcher
in the Water who were found swimming up the
Brandywine .

01-13-2009, 02:56 AM	#5681
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Unfortunately, Varda did not want to leave the party and there was one of those awkward scenes in front of all the orclings and the still un-cloaked Gandalf as Manwe glared at Varda from across the room. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-13-2009, 08:22 AM	#5682
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Mandos smoothed over the "awkward" situation by proclaiming a doom that they all go to Tol Eressea and "Party on dudes". __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-13-2009, 12:08 PM	#5683
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately they had no boats. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-13-2009, 02:33 PM	#5684
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Thorondor and lots of his pals flew the whole gang over (and stayed to party as only super eagles can). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-14-2009, 12:53 PM	#5685
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the island was struck by a giant meteor, killing everyone on it. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-14-2009, 02:56 PM	#5687
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Unfortunately, Everyone had been diagnosed with a degenerative illness and so his estate was able to charge the meteor with a lawsuit. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

01-14-2009, 08:33 PM	#5688
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the meteor had Mandos as defense attorney and got off with a warning to not destroy Everyone it came across. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-15-2009, 12:02 PM	#5689
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately Melkor was the judge and he said, "Off you all to the Void and never trouble me again!" and chuckled like the madman he probably is. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-15-2009, 12:04 PM	#5690
Vaine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Norway Posts: 65	fortunately Melkor got thrown into the void by Manwë the next second.

01-15-2009, 12:30 PM	#5691
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately his screams damaged Manwe's eardrums. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-15-2009, 01:44 PM	#5692
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Everyone cooperated in the successful surgery to repair his ears. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-15-2009, 01:54 PM	#5693
Vaine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Norway Posts: 65	unfortunately the main surgeon herself (Varda) dropped her scalpel during surgery and cut Manwë somewhere painful, causing further screaming.

01-15-2009, 09:16 PM	#5694
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately Manwe remembered he was a Vala, and he just left the body with the broken eardrums and got himself a new body. Sorta like clothes--you change your soiled clothes with new ones from the closet. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-16-2009, 08:00 AM	#5695
Vaine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Norway Posts: 65	unfortunately his new body came with some unwanted appendages.

01-16-2009, 01:30 PM	#5696
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately he got even more surgery to get rid of the extra tentacles. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-16-2009, 04:25 PM	#5697
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Everyone got bored with Manwe's mid-Age crisis and unexpectedly went to visit Bilbo at Bagend. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-16-2009, 06:43 PM	#5698
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	Fortunately there were lots of cakes! __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

01-17-2009, 04:14 AM	#5699
Vaine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Norway Posts: 65	unfortunately, the dwarves ate all the cake before the other guests arrived, and bilbo cursed at them for repeating what happened before the incident with the dragon.

01-17-2009, 04:51 AM	#5700
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately it rained Coke. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-17-2009, 05:12 AM	#5701
Vaine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Norway Posts: 65	unfortunately for frodo, who hated coke, drinking or otherwise (!), sat down, crying in a corner.

01-17-2009, 09:14 AM	#5702
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Arwen sent him a keg of wine spritzers. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-17-2009, 01:13 PM	#5703
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Unfortunately, those wine spritzers had been set aside for Aragorn. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

01-17-2009, 09:47 PM	#5704
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Bilbo retired to the Gaffer's and enjoyed many rounds of Gin and Tonics while reading the Gaffer's best seller Chicken Soup for the Befuzzled and Bebothered Hobbit" . __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-17-2009, 10:25 PM	#5705
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Unfortunately, they stopped selling the books all of a sudden.

01-18-2009, 12:19 AM	#5706
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Fortunately, Aragon came and stole back his wine spritzers and had them all to himself as Frodo went back to cry in the corner. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-18-2009, 12:47 AM	#5707
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately as Frodo cried a rainstorm of Pepsi came, and he cried all the more. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-18-2009, 05:30 AM	#5708
Vaine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Norway Posts: 65	fortunately, pepsi was Gandalf's favourite drink.

01-18-2009, 08:04 AM	#5709
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately it was caffein free diet pepsi. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-18-2009, 01:12 PM	#5710
Vaine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Norway Posts: 65	fortunately no-one was excessively tired at the time and in dire need of caffeine, so the decaf pepsi served its purpose just fine.

01-18-2009, 06:04 PM	#5711
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the purpose of providing drinks was to lull all of the partiers so THE SPANISH INQUISITION could demand they CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS! that they were agents of Sauron. HA HA HA HA HA! (maniacal laughter) __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-18-2009, 09:11 PM	#5712
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately Everybody confessed, and that was enough for the Spanish Inquisition. (What will they do to Everybody, aye we wonderss!!) __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-19-2009, 08:05 AM	#5713
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Everybody relapsed and Cardinal Ximenez ordered Biggles to give the rack a turn! (Who wasn't available since he was on First Base). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 01-19-2009 at 08:27 AM.

01-19-2009, 11:37 AM	#5714
Vaine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Norway Posts: 65	fortunately the randomness ceased after a while, and everything turned back to normal.

01-19-2009, 01:40 PM	#5715
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, "normal" turned out to be an alternate Middle-earth "Where apes evolved from people!" (Well, actually from Barliman Butterbur's descendants, but whatever). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-19-2009, 05:48 PM	#5716
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, half of the population were singing lumberjacks. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place