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09-06-2005, 08:14 PM | #1401 |
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Unfortunatly, Merry died from loss of blood when he was attacked by a rogue splinter
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
09-06-2005, 08:17 PM | #1402 |
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Unfourtunately, Glirdan was confused at how this turned into Pippin and poisonous mushrooms, therefor he didn't have a come back.
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09-06-2005, 08:19 PM | #1403 |
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Fortunatly, The Perky Ent did, and made a comeback worthy of song.
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
09-06-2005, 09:11 PM | #1404 |
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Unfourtunately, Perky's comeback did not get turned into song and was forever lost.
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09-06-2005, 09:14 PM | #1405 |
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Fortunately no one has to wonder because it is unrelated.
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09-06-2005, 09:22 PM | #1406 |
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Unfortunatly, I forgot what the topic was about completly, and jumped the thread to 'Frodo and Sam had just entered Mordor'
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
09-06-2005, 11:57 PM | #1407 |
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Fortunately, since the ring was destroyed, Mordor was now an amusement park and hotel with a five star restaurant.
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09-07-2005, 12:08 AM | #1408 |
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Unfortunately, it had a moody fire-breathing gigantic Eye for a mascot.
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09-07-2005, 05:09 AM | #1409 |
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Fortunately the moody fire-breathing eye served as a successful tourist attractments, especially the little ones who could poke it.
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09-07-2005, 07:23 AM | #1410 |
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Unfortunately . . .
. . . all who poked said Eye burst into flames.
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09-07-2005, 09:26 AM | #1411 |
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unfortunately they say those that stay at the Mt. Doom Inn and Hotel hear Gollum muttering "the precious....the precious....he stole it from us....yes he did precious....."
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09-07-2005, 10:05 AM | #1412 | |
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Quote:
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09-07-2005, 10:15 AM | #1413 |
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unfortunately his stories started to sell and talk show hosts wouldn't stop hounding him to come on thier show
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09-07-2005, 02:12 PM | #1414 |
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Fourtunately, the said Eye didn't care because he was getting fame from it. And the rest of ME didn't care cuz that was one less Eye to get rid of. Now it's that stinky Balrog that has to go.
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09-07-2005, 02:13 PM | #1415 |
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Fortunately this was a good thing as it got rid of loads of talk show hosts!
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09-07-2005, 02:14 PM | #1416 |
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Unfortunately, no one wanted to go near him, as he was too smelly.
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09-07-2005, 02:15 PM | #1417 |
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Fourtunately, Gil-Galad did because they were best friends.
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09-07-2005, 02:52 PM | #1418 |
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Unfortunatly, all the talk show host then hounded Elijah Wood, and plucked out his eyes.
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
09-07-2005, 02:54 PM | #1419 |
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Fourtunately, Frodo didn't mind the extra publicity because it made him even more famous because he wasn't that famous until he did LotR.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-07-2005, 03:33 PM | #1420 |
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Unfortunatly, he did mind not having any eyes, and only eye sockets.
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
09-07-2005, 03:39 PM | #1421 |
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Fourtunately, he had spare pair of glass eyeballs which he put in immeadeately after his eyes were gouged out.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-07-2005, 06:51 PM | #1422 |
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Unfortunately he still couldn't see of course.
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09-07-2005, 07:04 PM | #1423 |
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Fourtunately, he didn't need to see seeing as the Ring was already destroyed and he didn't need to find his way to Mordor.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-07-2005, 07:38 PM | #1424 |
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Unfortunately Grima killed Frodo. No word on whether Wormtongue buried him.
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09-07-2005, 07:47 PM | #1425 |
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Fortunatly, Grima killed him on his deathbed, at a ripe old age. For some reason, Grima had been able to get to Valinor...
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09-07-2005, 07:52 PM | #1426 |
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Unfortunately, Grima's arrival in Valinor triggered a horrible catastrophe and all Middle-Earth was blasted off the face of Arda.
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09-07-2005, 07:56 PM | #1427 |
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Fortunately Grima died too.
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09-07-2005, 09:16 PM | #1428 |
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Unfortunately . . .
. . . Gríma was sent back as Gríma the Green.
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09-07-2005, 09:24 PM | #1429 |
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Fortunately Grima the Green was sent to the top of a high mountain bound with heavy chains.
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09-07-2005, 09:40 PM | #1430 |
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Unfortunately Grima didn't receive that memo
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09-07-2005, 09:46 PM | #1431 |
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Fortunatly, Aulë did, and chained him to the mountain, setting guards to surround his body
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09-07-2005, 11:58 PM | #1432 |
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Unfortunately, everyone was so distracted by Gríma the Green that they did not see Saruman making off with all the gold!
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09-08-2005, 12:34 AM | #1433 |
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Fortunately, Smaug did, and BBQ'd the wizard, melting him into a golden statue.
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09-08-2005, 01:58 AM | #1434 |
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Unfortunately . . .
. . . Balrogs love golden statues.
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09-08-2005, 05:18 AM | #1435 |
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Fortunately, the balrogs ate Saruman the Golden Statue.
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09-08-2005, 12:38 PM | #1436 |
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Unfortunately, eating the golden statue gave the Balrogs horrible stomach aches.
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09-08-2005, 12:48 PM | #1437 |
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Fortunately, this meant that they called off their invasion of The Shire.
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09-08-2005, 02:28 PM | #1438 |
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Unfourtunately, this didn't mean they would call of their invasion of the rest of ME.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-08-2005, 02:47 PM | #1439 |
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Fortunantly, before they attacked, they had to purge themselves in the great sea from their stomach aches, and they sizzled into nothingness.
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09-08-2005, 02:56 PM | #1440 |
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Unfourtunately, Morgoth broke out of the Void and got more Balrogs and then went on a rampage through Arda.
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