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12-29-2003, 02:40 PM | #41 |
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Morgoth will be a giant bearlike creature, although Fingolfin couldn't fight a giant bearlike creature... Anyway, the Elves make a huge catapult, the rocks of the catapult hit Morgoth on the head, and the Silmarils are recovered.
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12-29-2003, 03:41 PM | #42 |
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oh yeah, Mim. He will become an elf- killer and Thingol himself will go to Nargothrond to kill him. Or maybe Felagund will rise from the dead and kill him. Yes, i think the second is better.
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12-29-2003, 04:05 PM | #43 |
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Ooh, we'll have to toss Mim to kill him. (that was random & wrong. Bad Naz, bad)
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12-30-2003, 07:19 AM | #44 |
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Mîm? Mîm who? Haven't you heard? They'll replace him with Glóin, Gimli's father? I think they'll change the whole history of Dwarves, like making them semi-immortal(don't ask me, I don't know how!), and then turning them to evil things redeemed at the end of Silm.
Beleg: We must take the Silmarils to Angband...only there can it be...uh...sold. Glóin: I'm supposed you're the one to take it! I never made sense, anyhow... ->Elenrod P.S. Don't kill my lineage...please...I implore you...
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12-30-2003, 12:01 PM | #45 |
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The reason Feanor hunts the Silmarills is because...He's Gollum! And they're Preciousssss...
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12-13-2004, 10:38 PM | #46 |
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H-I-ing
Let's see what madness PJ could wreak on The Hobbit movie.
~Arwen shows up at most inopportune times. ~No Beorn. ~Thorin's company will be reduced to three. That's all I could come up with now.
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12-14-2004, 05:17 PM | #47 |
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I bet Arwen will steal Oromë`s horse!
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Okay. Back to the Silm.
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So as not to kill her, the movie will end with Beren leading an army to Angband to kick Morgoth's behind to Ekkaia and beyond. And some other girl (probably Idril) will fall madly in love with Beren, and ride off into battle disguised when Beren persists in passing through Nan Dungortheb. Wait a minute . . .
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12-16-2004, 06:34 AM | #49 |
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Because the War of Wrath is just so big and involves, like....just so many people and stuff, we should, like....find a way to kill loads of them real quick.
Maybe we could send in an army of ghouls? Also, scrap Morgoth. I mean, what's the point? Everyone knows Sauron and he was around at that time anyhow so..... And also, this whole jewel thing. People found it hard to imagine first time around when everyone was fighting over a ring. They won't accept another film like this. Is there any way that all these guys could just ignore the jewels and fight over something else? Luthien, obviously.... Ignore every other female character, they would detract from Luthien.
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12-22-2004, 05:15 PM | #50 |
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Nauglamir would become the main focus of the beren/aragorn and luthien/arwen theme. They could have repeated shots of beren/aragorn dropping it and watching it smash to bits.
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12-24-2004, 08:09 AM | #51 |
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But Eomer?
Where would the ghoulish army come from?
I'm thinking they'll eradicate Nargothrond from most of the story. Maybe Beren would pass there and encounter the shade of Orodreth (unnamed, of course), and some Mr. Obvious (Mablung or Beleg, you choose--well, Mablung sounds unelvish, so he'll become a Dwarf. Three hunters!) will tell the Dwarf that Beren's forefather cursed the dwellers of Nargothrond because they refused to fight. Whew! Or maybe the ghoulish army would come from Nan Dungortheb . . . all those victims of the spiders . . .
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12-24-2004, 06:52 PM | #52 |
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Nope, you'r all wrong. They will completely disregard the story and create a whole new plot. There will be no more pretending they care about the book.
I see an epic battle between the Valor and Elves for controll of Middle Earth
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12-29-2004, 02:58 PM | #53 |
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Indeed
And then Morgoth attacks them both, causing them to join forces in the First Alliance of Elves and Valar. Who says the Silmarillion needs Men or Dwarves?
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12-29-2004, 04:39 PM | #54 |
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The Silmarillion, whats that mate.
"Never heard of the bloody thing", says Jack Peterson the infamous Kiwi film director. "Does it have Hobbits in it?", he adds, thinking of the pile of rubber feet he had stashed away, in case he ever got around to rewriting the film script for The Hobbit/ There or Thereabouts. A bit of spray paint, along with a bit of tinsel could change Second/Third Age Armour into First Age. Employ all the same girly-blokes that played the elves, nobody will notice, rewrite a bit of the boring stuff, give everyone someone elses lines, above all change the names and introduce characters from nowhere
King Thingy Greatmangle (Elude Singular Lord of a Thousand Cafes, Manygrowth of Doorhehath) Benny son of Barry, husband of Lillian Tinnitus, which is Frighteningwail to the Elves King Thinrod Fellowgland, who had no wife. Idiot Cerebellum wife of Chewer son of Hewer Chewin a Chewinbar slayer of Glowlong The Downsizing of Neomanor The Alackabath or Atollslanted (Those caught on the island got a bath whether they wanted one or not, due to Argh-Parazone revolt against Ill-Farter) Those of the Fullfil who escaped Neomanor, led by Everdull son of Alldull, and his sons Evenduller and Anotherone( who is always forgotten about) "Righto mate pass me the script, let`s make a moovie", say Jack Peterson. |
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