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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Middle-earth Christmas lists
If they celebrated Christmas in Middle-earth, what kinds of things would the characters put on their Christmas lists?
Bilbo: pocket handkerchiefs (so he'd have enough to keep one in every pocket he has, and wouldn't have to risk leaving his behind) Legolas: hairbrush mirror small enough to fit in his pocket, so he can always have it with him shampoo arrows Boromir: disco ball Aragorn: disco lessons so he can become the new disco king
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11-17-2003, 08:58 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Denethor:
waterproof matches Gandalf: bleach, to remain Gandalf the White Saruman: build-your-own-army kit tye-dye kit Sam: gardening tools new socks Gollum: fissshhh more fissshhh THE PRECIOUSSSS!!!
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11-17-2003, 10:36 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Gondor
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Merry and Pippin:
Practical joke books Sam: Making Hithlain 101 book
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11-17-2003, 11:01 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Sauron:
The One Ring to Rule Them All (of course...) A set of gloves that have only 9 fingers A bottle of eye drops Bombur the Dwarf: One of those ham and cheese gift sets, a very LARGE one A bottle of sleeping pills Bergil: A set of boxing gloves |
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11-18-2003, 12:56 AM
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Haunted Halfling
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: an uncounted length of steps--floating between air molecules
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Saruman: finger paints, heavy duty tape for broken staff
Boromir: Kevlar vest (some Elvish art or something...) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Sam: cooking gear and another box of salt Aragorn: shaving soap, Elendil's straight razor and a good sharpening stone Gimli: One of those fancy hair braiding machines for creating new and intricate beard braids, new axe to replace one notched at Helm's Deep, long vacation at the Glittering Caves Legolas: a long vacation in Fangorn forest Pippin: Horn of Gondor, so he can play duelling horn-calls with Merry across the Shire, a large keg of the Gaffer's home brew Elrond, Gandalf, Galadriel, Frodo, Bilbo: 12 step program for Ringbearer withdrawal, seasickness pills Fëanor: The Silmarils, of course! Nerdanel: What would you like for Christmas THIS year, dear? Fëanor: What do you think? Sons of Fëanor in weary unison: the Silmarils again... Cheers! Lyta [ November 18, 2003: Message edited by: Lyta_Underhill ]
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“…she laid herself to rest upon Cerin Amroth; and there is her green grave, until the world is changed, and all the days of her life are utterly forgotten by men that come after, and elanor and niphredil bloom no more east of the Sea.” |
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11-18-2003, 06:47 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Morgoth: I dunno...Arda, perhaps?
Later days!  ->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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11-18-2003, 07:51 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: In a very cold place....
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Arwen: Makeup, new hairdyer, hairbrush (Aragorn burnt my old one), new dresses, yeah, the normal, y'know?
Beleg: A new best friend Fatty: Some new clothes, Dark rider deterrant, food Faramir: A new father... And brother. Nazgul#3: A new horse. Sauron: Abody, MiddleEarth [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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11-18-2003, 09:44 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Boromir: arrow-proof armour.
Denethor: me. Me: Denethor. Galadriel and Celeborn: lightbulbs. Sauron: a jewellery making kit.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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11-18-2003, 12:26 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Elrond: Arwen's purple dress, full length mirror.
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11-18-2003, 01:29 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Wales...hrumph, wish it was Lorien..
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Pippin: A pint
Merry: Large gift basket of the best apples from the Shire Gimli: Galadriel Galadriel: Restraining order for Gimli
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"And he sang to them, now in the Elven tongue, now in the speech of the West, until their hearts, wounded with sweet words, overflowed, and their joy was like swords, and they passed in thought out to regions where pain and delight flow together and tears are the very wine of blessedness." |
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11-18-2003, 03:26 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
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"Elrond: Arwen's purple dress; full-length mirror" ROFLMAO!!!!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Nazgul: Rings, new steeds Rosie: Sam [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Shelob: lots of tasty creatures, polarized sunglasses Celeborn: a personality, passage to the Grey Havens
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11-18-2003, 07:56 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Anyways... Haldir: A new movie director. Glorfindel: Same as above. Eru: Something to get rid of Bombadil. *Let's travel beyond Ea to see Iluvatar in all his splendour...* Eru: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mommy! That scary yellowbooted guy won't stop singing! Oh, Eru...I'm dead. Later days! ->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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11-18-2003, 10:59 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: At home doing nothing.....
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Merry:me
Pippin:an apple(look in the dictionary under "pippin")
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I thirst no longer, drenching my soul. Pour out like water You're my only infactuation, don't leave me stranded in my obsession My purpose, my possesion.Live and die in my obession-SkilletI'm beautifully addictedSAM |
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11-19-2003, 01:23 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Gondor
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cool! I didn't know pippin was in the dictionary! That's really interesting...
Meela, I was reading through the posts without really looking at who posted them, but somehow, when I got to yours, I knew you had to have written it... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Arwen: her own horse Glofindel: a new horse, since Arwen stole Asfaloth
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11-19-2003, 10:47 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: At home doing nothing.....
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Glorfindel: His OWN part in the movie, and for Live Tyler to die so she doesn't steal any more of his roles
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I thirst no longer, drenching my soul. Pour out like water You're my only infactuation, don't leave me stranded in my obsession My purpose, my possesion.Live and die in my obession-SkilletI'm beautifully addictedSAM |
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11-19-2003, 11:44 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Morgoth: Prosthetic limb, and some ointment for the scars.
Gandalf: His own plane, so Gwaihir will have a rest. Saruman: A new pokie-stick of doom(a staff would be nice too...) Later days! ->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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11-20-2003, 07:09 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Me: Tar-Miriel, my dad, and some sand to blind Sauron (after all, he did try to kill both of them...)
Ithryn Luin: A road map... Denethor (the elf): "Some back up, please?" Later days! ->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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11-22-2003, 05:42 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Aragorn
A sword that isn't broken Some new names to add to his collection Steward repellant A cushion to make his throne more comfy Crown polish
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'What news from the South, O sighing wind, do you bring to me at eve? Where now is Boromir the Fair? He tarries and I grieve.' |
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11-22-2003, 10:21 AM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Fëanor: Sugar crystal-making kit.
Fingolfin: Warm, woolly hat, a winter cloak, mittens, and thick socks; Dark Lord repellent; some Prozac Finarfin: blond hair dye (Come on! We know the truth! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]) Miriel: Cryogenic-body-freezing kit Finwë: A big, Dark-Lord-ish mace of my own so that next time a Dark Lord comes after me or my kids, I can bash HIS brains in, instead of getting mine bashed in. Maedhros (and Beren): A hand. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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Haunted Halfling
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: an uncounted length of steps--floating between air molecules
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And I don't know about anyone else, but I think it would be VERY difficult to see anything ahead of me if I had a Silmaril bound to my brow (ah, the glare!), like Earendil did! Maybe a good pair of shades would fix this! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Quote:
Cheers, Lyta [ November 22, 2003: Message edited by: Lyta_Underhill ]
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11-22-2003, 01:09 PM
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Wight
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Valinor
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Very good Christmas lists!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Here there go some more presents ... Sam: rope Fëanor: one hair from Galadriel's head Durin VI: more mithril Balrogs: parachutes
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But it is said that not until that hour had such cold thoughts ruled Finrod; for indeed she whom he had loved was Amarië of the Vanyar, and she went not with him into exile. |
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11-22-2003, 07:52 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Denethor: Restraining order for Meela (sorry, Meela, I couldn't resist!)
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11-22-2003, 09:13 PM
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Summoner's Soul Mate
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fighting immigration laws...
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Arwen: An all-expense paid session with a world-renowned oral surgeon to fix that over-bite!
Elrond: His very own copy of "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert". Aragorn: Hypnotherapy to help him resist those disgustingly heroic urges. Gimli: A new set of mail without all the weight in the rear. Legolas: A lifelong membership with IATSI as a stunt-elf. Frodo: Anyone willing to put up with his whining. Sam: Frodo...and taters. Merry: A smarter side-kick Pippin: A brain Gandalf: A snow-plough Boromir: A larger part |
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11-23-2003, 09:57 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Sam:
'101 ways with taters' cookery book A 'nice shiny dagger' A gift box of salt A voodoo doll in the shape of Gollum Mister Frodo with a bow around his neck Arwen: Sailing lessons from Elrond (to Valinor perhaps...) Anti ageing cream. Treebeard: A dance mat (imagine that...)
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'What news from the South, O sighing wind, do you bring to me at eve? Where now is Boromir the Fair? He tarries and I grieve.' |
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11-23-2003, 10:57 AM
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Shadowed Prince
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thulcandra
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Ioreth's cousin: A muzzle for Ioreth.
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11-25-2003, 02:48 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
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Legolas: A copy of Kylie's new album "Body Language" and a copy of Cindy Lauper's "Girls wanna have fun"
Aragron: A shiny sword Boromir: Whatever Aragorn's getting but 100 times better! Denethor: A flame thrower
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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11-25-2003, 10:12 AM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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(Nice avatar, Everdawn!)
Sam: Pots, pans, and flowers. Gimli: A razor Aragorn: A crown/kingdom Boromir: The same crown/kingdom that Aragorn is getting. Arwen: Aragorn Eowyn: Aragorn
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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Haunted Halfling
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: an uncounted length of steps--floating between air molecules
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For some reason, this is shaping up to be an Aragorn day here at Rancho de Underhill... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Let's add Denethor to that list, shall we? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Cheers, Lyta
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11-26-2003, 04:27 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
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TA Finwe. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Éowyn: presidency of Rohan, just so she is allowed to go to war. Frodo: A nice pair of slippers Gollum: Lava retardant clothes.
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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11-26-2003, 11:49 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Ragnor: a bigger part in the Silm
Later days! ->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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11-29-2003, 06:33 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
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The Witch King:
A less feminine name
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12-13-2004, 10:04 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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H-I-ing in time for the holidays . . .
Sauron: A new movie, one highlighting his evil genius.
Ar-Pharazôn: A prayer. Denethor: A better way to die.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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12-13-2004, 10:17 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Bill Ferny: A new pony to sell at an inflated price, a sword, a whip, and a good cudgel (To help oppress the Halflings.), and a thing of chewing pipe-weed.
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins: Some silver spoons.
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12-14-2004, 08:37 AM
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The Perilous Poet
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Heart of the matter
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Denethor - Fire extinguisher.
Hobbit builders - a firm appreciation of the difficulty of hinging a truly round door,
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12-15-2004, 12:30 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Just one item on my shopping list for a very worthy recipient:
Elrond: A shed. As some of you will know, I feel that at times even the saintly Elrond must get a bit fed up of all the waifs, strays, distant relations and assorted hangers on who permanently clutter up his house- let alone the psycho-killer sons and airhead daughter :P . It doesn't have to be a shed as such, but he does need a place where he can get away from them all now and then. With a comfy chair, a supply of his favourite drink, books and his needle point...
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12-15-2004, 12:39 PM
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Location: USA
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Gollum: "All I want for christmas are my two front teeth."
Saruman: How to take over the world for dummies Gimli: Salted pork! More to come later.... |
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12-16-2004, 01:45 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Ripping this off from Rimsky.
Númenóreans: A firm appreciation of how durned hard it is to clean those überhigh walls. Or a very tall ladder.
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12-24-2004, 10:38 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Smeagol: Psychiatric help.
Gollum: Don't listen to Smeagol. We're fine. All we wants is fishses. Aragorn: How to Earn Her Dad's Approval Faramir: How to Earn MY Dad's Approval Glorfindel: How to Destroy a Horse Thief Without Sparking the Horrible Rage of her Father Arwen: What Is Mortality?: A guide for daughters of half-elves who must choose between life and love without sparking the horrible rage of their fathers. Balrog: Deodorant, breathmints Pippin: On the Quantum Physics of the Multiple Universes Sam: Anti-Smeagol shield, electric zapping obedience collar for Smeagol. Frodo: The Art of Being Mauled to Near-Death by Everything Nearby and Surviving, Ringorette patch (Delivers a small dose of evil ring directily into the bloodstream, thereby helping to break ring addiction.) Grima: Makeover, Eowyn's hand in marriage. Eowyn: Stun gun for use on Grima.
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12-25-2004, 07:16 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
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Haldir: A helmet (to avoid nasty blows to the head
 )Frodo: Nazgul repelent Shelob: Hobbit repelent Legolas, Aragorn, etc: Fangirl repelent Sam: Gollum repelent Sauron: Visine (For dry, red eyes Visine is awsome) , ring insurance
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