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04-13-2003, 02:57 AM | #1 |
Wight
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Middle-earth Book of Records!
Hey, imagine there was a Middle-earth Book of Records! Well, in actual fact there isn't, so I've decided to start one here! Here are some records. Add some more in, please!
1) Fastest cross-country rider: The Witch King and his horse 2) Most cunning and treacherous: Saruman 3) The Biggest Fool: Hmmm, maybe Wormtongue for chucking down the Palantir. Or maybe Pippin, Fool of a Took! 4) The Eeriest Elf: Galadriel 5) The Farthest tossed rock: By Aragorn, 1 mile. It would have gone farther but it was stopped when it hit Gimli on the head. Anymore?
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04-13-2003, 04:33 AM | #2 |
Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Longest death: Boromir.
Ickiest death: Denethor. Most insane: Denethor. Slowest thing alive: Treebeard. Most boring: Celeborn. Straightest hair: Saruman. Longest nails: Saruman.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
04-13-2003, 09:56 AM | #3 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Most Ignored by Parents: Faramir
Daddy's Boy: Boromir Daddy's Girl: Arwen Most Dramatic Death after Boromir's: Haldir thats all for now!
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04-13-2003, 10:00 AM | #4 |
Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Most depressed: Frodo.
Fattest: Sam, although Bill the Pony is a close second. Best hair style: Elrond. Best kept hair: Legolas.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
04-13-2003, 10:35 AM | #5 |
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Most loyal friend-Sam
*sniff sniff* Though i think Merry and Pippin may knock him off the top spot. |
04-13-2003, 11:00 AM | #6 | |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Set adrift on the Great Sea
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Person you can smell from furthest away - Aragorn, the orcs picked his scent up even though they were out of sight!
Flashiest armour - Haldir Most overlooked death - Hama Quote:
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04-13-2003, 05:21 PM | #7 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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Graceful Under Pressure: Gimli (Hey, I'd like to see you remain as calm as he was while being squashed by a Warg!)
Most X-Treme: Legolas Farthest Sight: Sauron.
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King! |
04-13-2003, 07:00 PM | #8 |
Ash of Orodruin
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Most obsessed with a personal object: Gollum
Most evil: Sauron BIGGEST EYE!!!: Sauron Best toys: Gandalf (fireworks) Himaran |
04-14-2003, 12:31 AM | #9 |
Wight
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Rivendell
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This ones true:
TALLEST HOBBITS: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-14-2003, 06:40 AM | #10 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror
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Most use of the word Doom: Elrond
Most disgusting Orc: The one that slobbered after Merry and Pippin in the forest. Most Innapropriate time for Dancing: Gollum on the edge of Mount Doom
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04-14-2003, 07:08 AM | #11 |
Wight
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it
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Person with the biggest split personality: Gollum.
The disco King: Boromir (don't ask if you don't know)
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04-14-2003, 10:55 AM | #12 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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the disco queen:Eowyn
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04-14-2003, 11:31 AM | #13 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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And don't forget: Disco not sure which gender Royalty: Gollum!!
Slowest talker: Treebeard Fellowship memeber with the most rabid fangirls: Legolas Record for shooting most arrows in a row: Legolas
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04-14-2003, 11:32 AM | #14 |
Wight
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rivendell
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Yea, Boromir's definetly the disco king!
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04-14-2003, 02:15 PM | #15 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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Biggest Honker: Faramir
*cackles and dashes off, ducking flying objects* It had to be said!
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King! |
04-14-2003, 02:17 PM | #16 |
Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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That award actually goes to Haldir
*throws objects*
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
04-14-2003, 04:40 PM | #17 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Oh hey there! Let's not get into trouble here!
Best aim: Legolas Most joyfull return: Gandalf Most birds: Saurumon Thats all I can think of now! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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i indo ye vanya mi amaurëa cálë~*Lúcëwen*Elerína*Eruiel* Soooo..... I'm still doing the wave, anyone else? Anyone? Yeah!! Hmmm... What is that? |
04-15-2003, 06:17 AM | #18 | |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror
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Mama's Boy: Celeborn. Don't ask.
Slimiest: Grima Wormtongue, although he is fighting for it (consider orcs and gollum) Quote:
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04-15-2003, 09:57 AM | #19 | |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Let's see here. This is funny!
Slowest runner: Gimli Best at walking on snow: Legolas Loudest complainer: Gimli Wettest hair: Aragorn Quote:
Longest beard(I think): Gimli
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i indo ye vanya mi amaurëa cálë~*Lúcëwen*Elerína*Eruiel* Soooo..... I'm still doing the wave, anyone else? Anyone? Yeah!! Hmmm... What is that? |
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04-15-2003, 11:29 AM | #20 |
Wight
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rivendell
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Hey,Arafangwen
Good ones, but as good as they are, I wouldn't agree on the beard. I'd say Gandalf's is longer! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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04-19-2003, 08:40 PM | #21 |
Wight
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Most money spent on weapons: Gimli (he musta had atleast 20 throwing axes and those are expensive)
worst fighter: frodo Best Monk (hand ot hand fighter): Gollum Cuttest Fellowship member: Sam <3
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04-19-2003, 10:32 PM | #22 |
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YEEHAWWWW Lets do this GB style/
Most accurate aim with a tranq gun- Elrond Longest inseccant chattering-ME Most over used quoter-Frodo Biggest Crybaby- Boromir *arrow flys above Penns head* At least you won! One on the most medication- Pennthangeil (Faramir at a close second)
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04-20-2003, 09:19 AM | #23 |
Shadowed Prince
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thulcandra
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pennthangeil, are you ok? i mean, are you mentally stable?
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04-20-2003, 10:35 PM | #24 |
Wight
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rivendell
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Yeah, Pennthangeil, whacky but imaginative!
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