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10-02-2002, 04:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
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If They Went To Prision...
Just thinking, if any character in LOTR went to prision, what for? Here's my thoughts:
Frodo: Possesing an illegal piece of Jewelry Gollum: Stalking people with shiny jewelry. Gandalf: Possesion of illegal fireworks
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10-02-2002, 04:35 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Shire, Hobbiton, Middle Earth
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The Ringwraiths- Annoying, stalking, and harassing the common folk of Middle Earth.
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10-02-2002, 04:48 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
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Orks: Tresspassing on Middle Earth Property, vandalism.
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10-02-2002, 05:24 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Rivendell
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Pippin: Dusterbing the peace
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10-02-2002, 05:39 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In front of a computer
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Merry and Pippin: Illegal handling of fireworks (in the movie anyway)
Orcs: Manslaugher
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10-02-2002, 05:44 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2002
Location: stronghold of the North
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Frodo - smugling gold through several borders
Aragorn - unlicenced medical practice Ugluk - kidnapping Grima - the abuse of power and trust
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10-02-2002, 07:41 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Arwen: Waylaying Glorfindel on his way to save Frodo. How exactly she disposed of him would determine the sentance. (I did like Arwen in the movie, but I'm just sayin'...)
The Fellowship: Disturbing the peace in Moria. (Pippin gets double-sentance.) Movie Aragorn: Giving a weapon to a minor. (That being Pippin). Bilbo Baggins: Two counts of theft (ring and arkenstone) and cheating at riddles. Sauron: Waaaaaay too much to mention. Just throw the whole book at him. Literally. Morgoth: Ditto, plus corrupting Maiar. (Ok so he's Silmarillion, sue me).
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10-02-2002, 09:07 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 314
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Ted Sandyman: aiding and abetting the enemy
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins: petty theft Legolas: defying the Law of Gravity (walking on snow, etc.) Merry, Pippin, Sam, Frodo, Gandalf, and Gimli: possession of weed Treebeard: disturbing the peace, instigating a riot, and destruction of personal property (and walking way below the speed limit)
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10-02-2002, 09:09 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mithlond
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings. |
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10-03-2002, 08:35 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2002
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Wights: Kidnapping and attemptive murder
Orcs: Giving alcohol (strong drink) to a minor {That being Pippin} Gollum: Stalking and illegally spying Old Man Willow: Attemptive Murder Tom Bombadil: Tree abuse King Denethor: Attemptive Murder |
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10-03-2002, 12:50 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Buckland
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Saruman filing a law sute against the ents...
a) For flooding b) for the "relocating" of an entire forest in the course on one night. "Saruman: NA NA NA NA NA!! BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW I HAD FLOOD INSURANCE!!!" Gandalf & dwarves for plotting against Bilbo and his Removal from the shire. Galndalf: cruelty to minorities (Pippin) Cave-Troll: atemptive murder Shelob: attemptive murder sauron & co: attempted murder (geeze! i think Frodo was the most wanted dude in all middle earth.... that ring must've been REALLY priceless!) Gandalf and Frodo for plot against Bilbo to get the ring. ok! that's all i'll bore you with!.......... for now [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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10-03-2002, 01:31 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Denethor: violation of fire codes Éowyn: impersonating military personnel Orcs of Moria: unsafe living conditons Saruman: violation of environmental safety codes
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10-03-2002, 04:22 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Sam, Merry, Pippin and Frodo: Gate-breaking, and Tearing up of Rules, and Assaulting Gate-keepers, and Trespassing, and Sleeping in Shire-buildings without Leave, and Bribing Guards with food, and Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look like a lot of Tom-fools.
I love those lines from Scouring of the Shire! LOL!
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10-03-2002, 04:26 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
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LOL! That was hilarious! I'll be back soon with more charges.
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10-04-2002, 03:09 AM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
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LOL! Those were hilarious.
here's my petty contribution: Denethor: emotional abuse on his child (if you can consider Faramir a child) Boromir: assault and attempted theft. Frodo: assuming a different identity: Underhill (I don't know exacly how to phrase this) Sam: broke the law of privacy of every individual, when he was eavesdropping on Frodo and Gandalf's private conversation.
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10-04-2002, 12:51 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Rivendell
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The entire Fellowship: Orcsloughter
Gandalf: Dusterbing the Borlogs and killing wolves without a license Legolas: Killing wolves, Orcs and other creatures without a license
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10-04-2002, 04:44 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mithlond
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The whole fellowship: Out of season orc-hunting.
Okay, not that creative, but I've had a long, tiring week!
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings. |
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10-05-2002, 06:12 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2002
Location: stronghold of the North
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A cry from the heart! Please don't throw heavy things
JRRT - for unlawful depriving a human being (namely me) of good night's sleep and general peace of mind. Agree it's not funny, but 3 nights at the computer...
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10-07-2002, 04:56 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Fantasia
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Bill Ferny: Conspiracy, aiding and abbeting a known felon, fraud, attempted murder, theft, what else?
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10-07-2002, 03:26 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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In the book Pippin dropped a stone into the well, in the movie it was a skeleton.
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10-07-2002, 08:25 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Fantasia
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idiot...why did I see "Moria" and think "Mordor"? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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10-08-2002, 01:21 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Fantasia
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Indeed it is [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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10-08-2002, 04:25 AM
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Spectre of Decay
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
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Here's a few to keep you going:
Everyone, at some time or another: possession of an offensive weapon with intent to cause grievous bodily harm. Aragorn: Incitement to riot; conduct likely to cause a breach of the peace; assault with a deadly weapon; actual bodily harm; grievous bodily harm; armed robbery (he stole his fleet from the Corsairs of Umbar, and he was armed at the time; this could also be interpreted as an act of piracy) Gandalf: vagrancy (think about it: there's no evidence that he carried any money and he was of no fixed abode. Come to think of it, he was also a wild-haired, bearded old man who often said odd and disturbing things to people) Sam: Aggravated assault; as an accomplice of F. Baggins, esq. kidnap (of one Sméagol, vagrant)
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: The chat-room.
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Gayahithwen - for breaking the first law of this topic when accusing Diamond18 (not being a LotR character) for not sticking to said rule. Oh wait, I'm not in LotR either so that makes me a lawbreaker again.. oohh.. I feel like the Headknight of Ni (or 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv') (if you don't know, don't ask) Åke Ohlmark (the translator of LotR into swedish) - for not being any good at translating (for example, Legolas says 'my children' instead of 'you children' when he, Gimli and Aragorn enters Fangorn (chapter: The White Rider, book: The Two Towers)).. bugger, I'm a lawbreaker again! Quote:
Gandalf - for speaking a forbidden language in a counsel between different races from all over Middle-Earth. (ok, that sucks, but I had to come up with something)
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10-08-2002, 12:29 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Cliffs of Insanity
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Shelob: for abducting and eating orcs!
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10-08-2002, 04:14 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Anyway, back on topic: Shelob: Blocking a mountain pass and obstructing traffic. Gollum: Tresspassing at Henneth Anuin. Rangers of Ithilien: Poaching an Oliphaunt. The Haradrim: Operating a large vehicle in a reckless manner. (Oliphaunt again). [ October 08, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]
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10-08-2002, 04:33 PM
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Song of Seregon
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Following the road less traveled
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Sam Gamgee: assault with an apple (Bill Ferny)
Black Riders: breaking in; damage to private property
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10-10-2002, 09:41 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Cliffs of Insanity
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Grima Wormtongue - for spying and treachery (sp?), treason against the king and being a traitor.
And why did no-one think of that before? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: Alatàriel ]
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You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people? |
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10-10-2002, 04:39 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Saruman-kidnapping/detainment against one's will,
Pippin-B.U.I.(blabbing under the influence) Boromir-attempted theft, assault Gollum-sent to mental hospital and intensive therapy until he is cured of his skitzophrenia (is that how you spell it?) Gandalf-destruction of property (as in all the things he ruined with his fight w/The Balrog in moria), Frodo-inciting civil disorder
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10-10-2002, 04:49 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Fantasia
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Sam: Trespassing, Aggrivated Assualt, Attempted Murder, and Theft from one Ms. Shelob. (Theft of Frodo - think about it: she caught him fair and square)
Sam again: Espionage, Impersonation (not too sure if this one's against the law), Trespassing, Aggrivated Assualt, Attempted Murder, actual Murder and Burglery from the Orcs of Cirith Ungol. A friend and I watched the movie Three Fugitives and did this same exact thing with the main character. It was hilarious...that guy broke just about every crime in the books, literally [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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10-20-2002, 01:40 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Bebop
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Boromir: Treason
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10-20-2002, 02:30 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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When did Boromir commit treason?
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10-20-2002, 02:36 PM
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Eldar Spirit of Truth
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Land of the FREE, Home of the BRAVE
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Gwaihir and Shadowfax : Speeding
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10-21-2002, 02:24 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Gondor
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Frodo for disturbing the peace in Bree, disappering, and he will be made to pay money for counselling to all those who saw him disapear.
Arwen
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10-26-2002, 01:09 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
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WOOHOO!! That's alot of replies! Anyway Here's some more:
Shelob: Poision and attempted murder Mouth of Sauron: Cruelty, and attempted destruction of Gondor. (I guess that include his army too.....) Orks at Baradur: Speaking/Arguing in a forbidden Language, Agravated Murder. Sam Gamgee: Impersonating an Elf Warrior
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11-04-2002, 05:07 PM
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Galndalf: cruelty to minorities (Pippin ------------------------------- what the heck? it's MINOR...not "minority"...that would mean Pippin would have to be African or some such thing... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
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11-04-2002, 05:39 PM
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Grima(wormtongue): Killing an elderly man(Sauroman), but he could plea for insanity.
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12-02-2002, 03:19 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
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ROFL! Can't...breathe...must...stop...laughing...hahahah ahahahahahahahaha...you get the idea. Okay, here's a few things I thought of:
Tom Bombadil: Disturbing the peace The Ents: Loitering (yes, this applies to Merry and Pippin as well) Merry and/or Pippin: Theft, underage drinking, assault(sp?) and battery, disturbing the peace, possesion and usage of weed, eating "magic mushrooms", public nudity (yeah, yeah, Frodo and Sam get charged with this one as well, and yes I realize that Frodo would get charged with it twice), going AWOL (Pippin), sneaking into the army (can't imagine why anyone would want to really), murder, and all of the charges filed against them during the cleansing of the Shire. Denethor: Arson, child neglect,and attempted murder. Aragorn: Picking wildflowers (I know it doesn't seem like a crime, but it is where I live), murder, cruelty to animals (sending Bill away), and jaywalking. Old Man Willow: Attempted Hobbit-napping, false advertising. Peter Jackson: Taking a perfectly good manuscript and making terrible errors in the script. (I grudgingly give the man credit for the work he did, it could have been worse!!!!) [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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12-02-2002, 04:49 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Rohan
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Frodo: identity theft
Urak-Hai: Kidknapping Tom Bambidil: scaring the locals, being uncorruptable, vagrancy, singing disturbingly annoying songs
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