WANTED/Lost and found - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

LePetitChoux · 12-28-2002, 12:36 PM

This is a Spaghetti-Western kind of Wanted, for a criminal/a "lost cat" kind of notice thread.
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WANTED ~ Dead or alive
Numenorean descendant for being alive.
A reward of
£60,000 is being offered for this DANGEROUS criminal.
Please bring to Sauron, Barad-Dûr, Mordor.
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OK, that was rubbish, but I'm sure you can do better.
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Aragorn_Protector · 12-28-2002, 12:40 PM

Wanted: a mithril coat valued at $$$$$$$$
with reward of $ this can be a reward of $$$ if you bring a small golden ring too.

Morai · 12-28-2002, 03:21 PM

WANTED: Gollum. Why? Cause' he's saying "my precioussss" way too much to be safe around these parts.

REWARD: 70$ Dead or alive. 80$ if he's dead.

My Cat Sasha · 12-28-2002, 04:20 PM

WANTED: Legolas
Crime: Being so HOTTT!

Please Return To:
Alive: Rabid Fans (mostly girls)
Dead: People who are sick of Rabid Fans.

cheeto · 12-28-2002, 05:53 PM

wannted
deadses or alives
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for: nassty thievsin hobbitses
eyes: blue and browns
hair: browns and blonses
height: shhort hobbitses
other : ones has big blue eyeses and a ssad looks,his friends is a mean,fat hobbit
bring to: Gollum's cave

[ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: cheeto ]

Pookabunny · 12-28-2002, 07:18 PM

Found: One gold ring, solid band. No specific markings.
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Lost: One shard from Narsil. We cannot reforge the sword of kings without it. Please contact Elrond of Rivendell if found.
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Will trade 2 month's supply of Lembas for Isildur. Bad temper and gas. Please contact Elendil of Gondor.

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Lost: Heir of Gonor. Please return to Minas Tirith immediately. Alive only please.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-11-2003, 12:05 PM

LOST: Two hobbits.
Answer to the names of Merry and Pippin.
Wearing green jackets and yellow waistcoats.
May be seen with army of Uruk-hai.
Return to Helm's Deep or Edoras.
Please keep them alive as long as possible.

Aragorn son of Arathorn
Legolas son of Thruandil (sp?)
Gimli son of Gloin

12-28-2002, 12:36 PM	#1
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	WANTED/Lost and found This is a Spaghetti-Western kind of Wanted, for a criminal/a "lost cat" kind of notice thread. -------------------------------------------------------------------- WANTED ~ Dead or alive Numenorean descendant for being alive. A reward of £60,000 is being offered for this DANGEROUS criminal. Please bring to Sauron, Barad-Dûr, Mordor. -------------------------------------------------------------------- OK, that was rubbish, but I'm sure you can do better. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

12-28-2002, 12:40 PM	#2
Aragorn_Protector Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: LOTR book Posts: 25	Wanted: a mithril coat valued at $$$$$$$$ with reward of $ this can be a reward of $$$ if you bring a small golden ring too. __________________ When you see elves shield-boarding down stairs at Helms deep you know PJ needs a catscan

12-28-2002, 03:21 PM	#3
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	WANTED: Gollum. Why? Cause' he's saying "my precioussss" way too much to be safe around these parts. REWARD: 70$ Dead or alive. 80$ if he's dead. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

12-28-2002, 04:20 PM	#4
My Cat Sasha Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Shire Posts: 46	WANTED: Legolas Crime: Being so HOTTT! Please Return To: Alive: Rabid Fans (mostly girls) Dead: People who are sick of Rabid Fans. __________________ Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you!

12-28-2002, 07:18 PM	#6
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	Found: One gold ring, solid band. No specific markings. ******************************** Lost: One shard from Narsil. We cannot reforge the sword of kings without it. Please contact Elrond of Rivendell if found. **************************************** Will trade 2 month's supply of Lembas for Isildur. Bad temper and gas. Please contact Elendil of Gondor. **************************************** Lost: Heir of Gonor. Please return to Minas Tirith immediately. Alive only please. __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

12-28-2002, 05:53 PM	#5
cheeto Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 20	wannted deadses or alives -------------------- for: nassty thievsin hobbitses eyes: blue and browns hair: browns and blonses height: shhort hobbitses other : ones has big blue eyeses and a ssad looks,his friends is a mean,fat hobbit bring to: Gollum's cave [ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: cheeto ]

01-11-2003, 12:05 PM	#7
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	LOST: Two hobbits. Answer to the names of Merry and Pippin. Wearing green jackets and yellow waistcoats. May be seen with army of Uruk-hai. Return to Helm's Deep or Edoras. Please keep them alive as long as possible. Aragorn son of Arathorn Legolas son of Thruandil (sp?) Gimli son of Gloin __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."