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04-08-2002, 04:27 PM | #1 |
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Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing
Well I am not really sure under which category to post this invention of mine... seriously, I just thought of it right now while watching MTV...
Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing: 1. We've got a little world for Sauron... (sang by Frodo, Sam and Gollum... to the rythym of Westlife's "WORLD OF OUR OWN")
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04-08-2002, 07:46 PM | #2 |
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hehe that's a good one! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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04-08-2002, 11:07 PM | #3 |
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"Yo-ho-Yo-ho a Ringwraith's life for me" (following the theme to the Pirates of the Caribbean).
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work I go" (Sauron as he goes to Numeanor) "There once was a story 'bout a Hobbit named Sam. He followed his master to a dark and dreary lan'. And then one day he was climbin' up Mount Doom, and helped poor Frodo with some on settin' gloom... Evil that is... One Ring... Sauron." (to the theme of the Beverly Hillbillies) OK, that was really bad, sorry [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] |
04-08-2002, 11:50 PM | #4 |
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Where is Weird Al when you need him?
Legolas sings: (to tune of Youth of the Nation) We are we are the elves of Lothlorein. Went in the creepy cave that became the grave of gangsta dwarves. Kill by orcs those evil dorks Defending their horded gold, Sure they were bold, Greedy gangsta dwarves. We are we are the elves of Lothlorien. We are we are the elves of Lothlorien. Followed this wiz who was minding the biz of hobbits and men. Guarding the ring, Defending the king, Hangin' with the short guys Swattin' Morder's flies, Then us elves are gonna bail. We are we are the elves of Lothlorien. We are we are the elves of Lothlorien.
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04-09-2002, 01:33 AM | #5 |
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Hey greyhavener, I love those lyrics!.
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]. I can never think of funny things like that [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] |
04-09-2002, 03:51 PM | #6 |
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Hee, hee, very cute! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] I'm not original enough to come up with this kind of thing but if you want to see some REALLY good song spoofs from LOTR, go here They are absolutely hilarious! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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09-02-2002, 10:16 PM | #7 |
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"I'm black la de de la do da" (From that song that Eifel64 sings) What the nazgul sing...
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09-02-2002, 10:47 PM | #8 |
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"The B---- Is Back", by Elton John, sung by Gandalf at the return of Sauron in FOTR.
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09-03-2002, 12:49 AM | #9 |
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Frodo: There once was a Dwarf from Nantucket...
SORRY!!! I coulden't help Myself...BAD KITH, BAD! *Glomps self over head with an Orc* Legolas: (To the tune of "In The End" By Linkin' Park) One thing, I dont know why, I coulden't find a fly swater to get a fly, That landed on My nose, And it made Me blow, Jumpin around like an ideiot, I stumped My toe, All I know, Is that My hair dont look good green, Some punk even called My Mr. Bean, As I was up on stage, Tryin' to get a laugh, But in the end it gave the aduince gass. Sam: *The tune of "high Hopes"* Once there was a little ol' Hobbit, The end of the world, He thought he could stop-it, Everyone knows a hobbit can't stop-it, but he kept tying anyways, Cause he had, Hiiiigh Hopes, He had, Hiiigh Hopes, He had, High Hobbit pies in the, Skyyy hopes. So anytime your gettin' low, Instead of lettin' go, Just remember that hobbit. Woops there gose another wor-er-er-er-rld end! Well...I tried...
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that's hilarious kith!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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09-03-2002, 04:48 PM | #11 |
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Thanks...I could just imagen Legolas hopping around on one foot, craddleing the other one shouting "MY TOE, MY TOE!"
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09-03-2002, 04:56 PM | #12 |
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From Robin Hood: Men in Tights
We're Elves! We're Elves in tights! We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're Elves! We're Elves in tights! We take from the rich and give to the poor that's right! We may look like sissies, But don't get us wrong, Or else we'll put out your lights. We're Elves in TIGHTS! um.....ya. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I can think of more, just give me a minute.
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09-03-2002, 06:05 PM | #13 |
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*Bends over laughing her guts out* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THATS HULLIERUS!
Just one question, Who sung it? Keep up the good work! *Faints from lack of Oxygen because she laughed to much*
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09-03-2002, 06:48 PM | #14 |
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Tune Yellow Submarine Frodo's ring song
In the age when i was born There was a ring of power! { power!] I've been carrying it for years Though it's been a burden [ burden!] We all hate sauran who created this ring who created this ring we all hate sauran who created this ring' who created this ring corny huh? lol cyaz Arwen |
09-04-2002, 10:01 AM | #15 |
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Gimli about Legolas:
Elf looks like a lady! (Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady") Parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson (remade by Alien Ant Farm) As they rode off to Weathertop, Sounds of screeches just wouldn't stop. Came to the camp of the hobbits, Sensed the Ring and tried to rob it. He put on the Ring, his from harm, But he was struck down, right in the arm. Frodo are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Frodo? Frodo are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Frodo? Frodo are you okay? Could you tell us that you're okay? There's a sign at Weathertop That he struck you Screech that won't stop, Frodo! They came into your camp Sensed the Ring now, Right in your camp. Then you went and put it on, now You were struck down, In the arm now. Frodo are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Frodo? Frodo are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Frodo? Frodo are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Frodo? You've been hit by, You've been struck by A Black Rider!
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09-04-2002, 02:33 PM | #16 |
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I belive Mr. Jackson coulden't have done better himself. *Still humming "we'er Evles in tights"* Gandalf: *To The rytem of "Amaircan Pie"* My, My, This here Frodo guy, Has a ring that can destroy the world, And the eyes of a squrill, As he runs from Wraiths, they all sing in sync, "When will we ever catch this guy? When will we ever catch this guy?" OK, that was lame...
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09-04-2002, 03:50 PM | #17 |
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Fellow fanatics, LaurinaAinur thinks these songses are WAAAY too funny. ROFL!! I was in the process of looking for a tune to sing Tom Bombadil's songs and 'The Road Goes Ever On' to when I came across these...funny, huh?
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09-04-2002, 03:58 PM | #18 |
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Yep, tottally LaurinaAinur!
Sourn: THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH! THOUGH IT IS SUCH A PERFECT PLACE TO START, MY LOVE! (James Bond song) Legolas&Frodo: THE HILLL ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC! WITH SONGS THEY HAVE SUNG, FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!!!
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09-04-2002, 04:18 PM | #19 |
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sauron singing to the culture club's do you really want to hurt me?
give me time to realize my crime let me rule with the ring i see things with my lidless eye how can i rule freeeeeeeeeee? do you really want to hurt me? do you really want to make me cry? do you really want the ring? do you really want to make me cry? biblo cuts in- (with gandalf) you've been talking 'bout believe me the magic ring's no way to go precious ring- believe me i don't want to let you go how's that for a start- more soon! (i hope!)
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09-05-2002, 12:30 AM | #20 |
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Contenueing from galadwen29's last post
Sauron: If its the ring you want from Me, Then go-o, Away. You can't have, This pressuise ring, Now go-o, awaaayyyyy, Do you really want to hurt Me, do you really want to make Me cry,-- Legolas&Gimly: *Cuts in* Yes we really want to hurt you, as a matter of fact, we want to poke your eye, *Gimli cuts out because he can't strike high notes* YES WE REALLY WANT TO HUUURRT YOOOUUU!!!, YES WE REALLY WANT TO MAEKE YOU CRYYYY!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Frodo *Rythem of "Here comes the rain again" By the Erithmics* Here comes the Ring again, Following Me like a bloody curse, Everytime I look its in My purse... I want to run away from it, If I don't I think I'll have a fit. Wanna dive into an ocean, Perhaps then I'll get away from it [ September 05, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]
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09-05-2002, 04:47 PM | #21 |
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Okay, me and my friends love celtic music and were inspired to write a parody of Mummer's Dance by Loreena Mckennitt - it's not that great... I'm only putting the chorus and second verse...
(Chorus) We've been runing all of the night And sometime of this day Now removing into Bree We bring some wraiths so free Who will go down to that lonely inn And summon some pints there And meet the ranger known as Aragorn In the autumn of the year The screams of the wraiths seem to fill the wood And when the hobbits eat All their voices can be heard Long past the screeching gul (Chorus) --Elven (should be hobbit!) Mistress--
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09-05-2002, 05:19 PM | #22 |
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^That was wonderful!
I could imagen her singing that! Sauron: *Take off of "I Want It That Way" by The Backstreet Boys* You are, My pressuisse, My one, Desire, Belive, When I say, I want that Dam** Ring! Tell Me why, I can't have that bloody ring, Tell Me why, I can't have that pressuse Ring, Tell Me why, You never gonna say, "Here, have the ring Sauron" OK, that was lame.... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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09-05-2002, 07:23 PM | #23 |
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I'm luaghing so hard *falls of chair*... i'm okay
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09-05-2002, 09:33 PM | #24 |
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JUST SOMETHING I THINK MOST GIRLS WANT TO SEE
LEGOLAS: IM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT ... TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT... SO SEXY IT HURTS (WHILE STRIPPING DOWN OF COURSE [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])
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09-05-2002, 09:50 PM | #25 |
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I cant think of anything, but yours are great!!!
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09-07-2002, 11:16 AM | #26 |
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(To the tune of the can-can)
The Uruk-hai: Can! Can you serve Saruman? Can you do his can-can? Are you his biggest fan? Saruman: You better be or else your dead! Uruk-hai: You don't wanna be dead Don't lose your head, head Or else your dead Or else you dead. Hey! Enter Lady Orcs: Can! Can you do the can-can? Orcs can do the can-can And we'll kill Boromir Uruk-hai: At least that's what it says in the script! Enter Boromir: Sucks. My life really sucks sucks Orcs can't really dance dance (Pause. All orcs glare at him) Boromir: But don't take it personally. AHHHHHH! (www.geocities.com/lotrthelostdiaries)
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09-07-2002, 11:18 AM | #27 |
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LOL Morgul Queen, and now in the spirit of your reply...
Saruman: I'm too sexy for my- Entire LOTR Cast: STOP!!!!
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09-07-2002, 11:20 AM | #28 |
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Sauron, singing to the tune of Home on the Range, being backed up by Riders on kazoos and banjos
Oh give me my ring So I don't have to sing And everyone can go and die I'll take over the land And kill Saruman And he'll never to the can-can again Ring! Where may you be? Why won't you come home to me? Don't you miss me? Though I have no body I'm just a big eye all alone! Orcs: Eye all a-looooone!
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09-07-2002, 12:56 PM | #29 |
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LOL!!! All these songs are hilarious!!! About a month ago I'd made a couple lines of Heaven on Their Minds (from Jesus Christ Superstar) fit with LotR, but it was only a few lines, and I can't even remember most of them (i remember i'd made the song about Frodo: "You have set them all aflame, they know you've got Isulder's Bane, and they'll hurt you if you don't destroy it..."). There was more, but I can't remember.....
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09-08-2002, 04:09 AM | #30 |
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These are all hilarious!
My feeble and brief attempt: Boromir: Always look on the bright side of life! (whilst whistling and wearing a huge smile) [ September 08, 2002: Message edited by: Ringwraith Number Two ] |
09-08-2002, 07:30 AM | #31 |
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Come on now lets not forget our lady elves...
Wannbe-Spice Girls-Sung by Arwen...
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Ooh! Ooh! I got one!
Pippin, Merry, and Frodo: "We are the Hobbits Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..." Pippin: "We don't do anything!" Frodo: "Well, I've never been to Mirkwood and I've never been to Rohan, and I've never gotten treasure from an ancient dwarven hall, and I've never been to Lorien and I've never been to Moria, and I've never been to Gondor in the fall." All: "'Cuz we're the Hobbits Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..." Merry: "We don't do anything. And I never practice swordplay and I never shoot at targets, and I never practice jumping 'cuz I never ride at all, and I've never been in battle and I've never owned a warhorse, and I've never been to Gondor in the fall." All: "'Cuz we're the Hobbits Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!" Pippin: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Gondor in the fall!" Frodo: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a hobbit??" Merry: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about non-hobbity things we don’t do!" Pippin: "Oh ..." Frodo: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?" Merry: "I think your eyes are freakishly huge." Frodo: "Huh? They are not!" Merry: "Are too." Frodo: "Are not!" Merry: "And you have a weird neck.” Frodo: "That's it, you're helping Sam with the garden!" Merry: "Says who?" Frodo: "Says the master of Bag End, that's who!" Merry: "Oh, yeah? Yes, sir, ‘master!’” Frodo: “Arrg!” Pippin: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings..." Frodo: "You just don't get it!" All: "And we've never been to Gondor in the fall!" |
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Oh, and another one! (I'm horrible...)
Frodo was a man who thought he was a hobbit, But he knew it wouldn't last. Frodo left his home, (In fact, old Lotho bought it) Now Frodo's at Morgul Pass. Get Back! Get Back! Get Back to where you once belonged! Get Back! Get Back! Get Back to where you once belonged! Sweet Legolas fought and thought he was a warrior, But they had another plan. All the girls around him said "Hey, he's a hottie!" And they'll get him if they can. Get Back! Get Back! Get Back to where you once belonged! Get Back! Get Back! Get Back to where you once belonged! |
09-08-2002, 12:42 PM | #34 |
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The Thricleling, those are hilarious!!!!! I'm laughing sooooooo hard!!!! heehee...
[ September 08, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ]
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Quote:
[ September 08, 2002: Message edited by: Lothiriel Silmarien ]
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ok got another 1
the ring: at first i was afraid i was petrified thinkin i could not live without the someone by myside then sauron left without me! left me to get along did you think i crumble? do you think i lay down and cry i will survive i will survive oh as long as i've smeagal by myside i will survive ok that was lame how about "complicated"? biblo to gandalf! lay back what u yelling for chill out never seen that before and if you could let me have the ring you would see somebody else not like no1 else me lookin young with a cool flashyyy ringgg! not like no fool but really really coool to me tell meeeeeee!! why do have to make things so complicated i see the way look at the ring i see that you wanna take it! you will fall you will bawl 'cos your tall and i'll kick you you never said you would try and take it noo noo nooo i just want to say ta very much to kithrena! i was really stuck on do you really want to hurt me? more soon! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Wow! I am honored that the Lady of the Wood finds me amusing. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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09-08-2002, 05:12 PM | #38 |
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Gandalf sings to every one who finds out he is alive:
Guess whos back, back again, Gandalfs back, tell a friend...
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09-08-2002, 05:27 PM | #39 |
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Hey Catherine, I LOVE that one!! That would be funny to hear him sing that one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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09-10-2002, 02:49 PM | #40 |
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The Thricleling, HEHEHEHEHEHE!!! Those were SOOOO funny!!!!!! ROFL!!!!! Veggie Tales Rocks!!!!!!!
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