101 MOVIES the actual book characters are (THANKFULLY) not in - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The Green Ringwraith · 07-26-2002, 10:29 AM

Hm...

-Merry and Pippin in "The Blues Brothers" movies.
-Legolas and Gimli in "MIB2"
-Bill the Pony in "Spirit : Stallion of the Cimarron"
-Aragorn and Arwen in "A Walk to Remember"
-Sauron, the Witch King, and the Nine Nazgul in "Ocean's Eleven"

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Ithaeliel · 07-26-2002, 10:42 AM

Any Hobbit- Austin Powers
Bilbo Baggins- Reign of Fire
Sauron- Bandits
Galadriel- Moulin Rouge
Eomer- the Horse Whisperer
Gandalf- The Godfather
Saruman- The Matrix

Lush · 07-26-2002, 10:53 AM

Frodo in "Eight Legged Freaks." Please don't tell me I need to explain why.

Belin · 07-26-2002, 04:09 PM

I can just see Turin and Gwindor in Clerks.

Turin: I'm cursed, my father's disappeared, I've been kicked out of Doriath, I smell like orc-blood, I killed my best friend, my ex-girlfriend is dead, my wife is catatonic after talking to a dragon, besides turning out to be my SISTER, and on top of everything, I'm not even supposed to BE here today!!!!!

--Belin Ibaimendi

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Talking Hawk · 07-28-2002, 02:13 AM

Aragorn and Arwen in "A Walk to Remember"...? Ack, I love that movie! ^-^

(Arwen smugly turns about and gets into her car. Just as she turns the ignition key, she looks up and sees Aragorn standing in her path, leaning against his crutches. He limps to the side of her car, and as she rolls down the window, he smiles suavely.)

Aragorn: Say...are you feeling polytheistic today?

(grins) Okay, as to my contributions...

Bilbo and Smaug in "Dragon Heart." Bilbo as Bowen and Smaug as Draco.

Bilbo: Hey, can you help me out with this fire? (Smaug plugs up one nostril and sends a ball of flame out the other. It hits Bilbo, and he runs around screaming and waving at his backside.) ACK!! I'M BURNING, I'M BUUUUURNNIIIIING!!
Smaug: Oh, goody! Hobbit le flambe! (grins and hums excitedly to himself, waiting for his "dinner" to properly prepare itself)

The Green Ringwraith · 07-28-2002, 08:48 AM

LOL! good ones, all good ones!

Hm, Arwen's parents, Arwen and Aragorn in "Father of the Bride"

-"B-but he's not even an ELF!!"

Talking Hawk · 07-28-2002, 06:25 PM

(Snorts at "Father of the Bride.") Thank you.. =)

Frodo and Sam as Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day. (You know that one scene where they fly off the planet in the alien spacecraft?)
Frodo: Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Sam: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (searches desperately for his air sick bag)
Frodo: (finally calms down) ...I've been waiting for this my whole life...
Sam: What? To get yourself killed?

Aragorn and Arwen in Miss Congeniality. Arwen is Sandra Bullock, and Aragorn's..uh...what's his name?...Brad Bratt or something?? Well, he plays her partner!
Arwen: (walks out of the airplane garage all primped up with music playing in the background)
Aragorn: (gawks at her)
Arwen: (trips on her high heels)
Aragorn: (shakes his head) Yep, that's Gracie..!

Catherine · 07-28-2002, 07:38 PM

These are so funny. Um.... I guess I have one but its not that good: Nevermind its not good.Oh well. I will think of one.

Ithaeliel · 07-28-2002, 07:40 PM

His name was Benjamin Bratt, and you forgot my favorite line!!!!

Aragorn: Man, Vick, what have you done to her? Is that you, Arwen?
Arwen: I'm in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept in two days, I'm armed, I'm starved, DON'T mess with me. *trips*
I lllllllloooooooooovvvvveeeeee that movie!

Talking Hawk · 07-28-2002, 10:24 PM

(Cracks up.) We can have a WHOLE lot of fun with THIS.. (mischievous grin) (Oh, and Catherine, give it a try! You can't be all that bad. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )

(Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo are sitting behind a television screen as it shows the image of a large dining room that Arwen's walking into. She is brought to a table by Miss Rhode Island and is introduced to the ladies there. Miss Texas, Miss California, yada yada yada... Then..finally!..)
Miss Hawaii: (uuhh...don't know how to describe it..) Aloha..
Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo: (grin) AloooohaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA..!
Pippin: (pops up from behind them) Aha! She digs ME!
Aragorn: Be quiet, you insolent hobbit! You're not even in the movie!
Pippin: (cries)

(snorts..)

Frequency - Frodo as the son and Aragorn as Dennis Quaid.
Frodo: (on the radio) Dude, you're alive!!!
Aragorn: No duh. Now, about those Mets...

Never Been Kissed - Legolas as Drew Barrymore and...um...Rosie!...as the English teacher. Oh, and Pippin as Annita. (laughs)
Legolas: (having lunch with Pippin) Sure, I've kissed girls before..! (pause) I've just never felt that...that thing...
Pippin: What thing? The Sweetest Thing?
Legolas: Nooo... I can no longer pursue that conversation because Talking Hawk doesn't watch R-rated movies. (cough) NOW... (gets a far-off look in his eyes) That thing.. Where all you can think about is you and that person. You want to laugh and you want to cry because you're so happy that you found it, but so scared that it'll go away.
Pippin: (long pause) ....Dang, boy, you ARE a writer!
Legolas: Duh. (continues eating)

Eol · 07-28-2002, 11:34 PM

heh something a little better

Elrond in The Matrix...not too big a jump, but hey it works.

Talking Hawk · 07-28-2002, 11:55 PM

"Something a little better"..? o_O Huh? Translation?

Lady_Galadriel · 07-29-2002, 12:22 AM

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Ooohh ooohhh!! Those are sooo funny! My fav is miss Congeniality!!! That would be funny

The Green Ringwraith · 07-29-2002, 08:52 AM

Er... *thinks* OO!!!!! FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF!!!!

Tarthang · 07-29-2002, 10:47 AM

Any Hobbit in "Over the Rainbow." Although it's been year's since I actually saw the movie, I don't recall anyone having a Hobbit name. Or particularly any movie with the vertically challenged making an appearance.
And to continue where Lush left off...Sam Gamgee in "Eight Legged Freaks" (though I've yet to see the movie, so maybe Sam's in it somewhere).

Talking Hawk · 07-29-2002, 10:50 AM

The four hobbits as the Jamaican Bobsled Team and Bilbo as Coach Blitzer in "Cool Runnings."
(The team is standing in front of their first "bobsled," deciding who sits where.)
Bilbo: (Chicago accent) Okay, Pippin, you sit there in the middle..
Pippin: (grins proudly and sits down)
Bilbo: Merry, you sit there.. (points to the spot behind Pippin)
Merry: (growls and begrudgingly climbs in) 'Ey, don't touch me! Don't touch me!
Bilbo: (thinks) This is going to be a very loooooong training session... (turns to Sam) Now, you're the brake man.
Sam: (Jamaiican accent) Da brake man?! But I'm da driver!!
Bilbo: NO, you're the BRAKE MAN.
Sam: I'm da best push-cart driva in all of Jamaiica! I MUST drive! (leans face in closer) Do ya DIG where A'm comin' from?
Bilbo: Yeah, I dig where you're coming from.
Sam: GOOD.
Bilbo: Now dig where I'm coming from. (blah blah blah) You see, Sam, the driver has to work harder than anybody! He is the first to come to practice, and he is the last to leave. He is ALSO responsible for the other sledders' lives. NOW, do YOU want that responsibility, Sam?
Sam: I say Frodo should be the driver.
Bilbo: (grins at a apprehensive-looking Frodo) So do I, Sam. So do I.
Sam: (climbs into the brake man seat) Hmmm...cozy!

And then right before the competition...
Sam: (to Merry) Do you want to kiss my lucky egg?
Merry: I ain't kissin' no egg!!
Sam: Hmph. (kisses his yellow egg)

(laughs..)

Galadrie1 · 07-29-2002, 05:32 PM

LOL! These are hilarious!!! How about all the main characters in Gosford Park? Frodo would be the guy who grew up in an orphanage.. and... uh... other people would be the other characters [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Talking Hawk · 07-30-2002, 10:12 AM

Thank you. =D Okay, here comes the big 'un...

Legally Blonde. (Well, in the case of this segment, it's changed to Legally Brunette...)
(Pippin as Elle Woods and Merry and Sam as his friends. Diamond as West Kunnington the third AKA Elle's boyfriend.)
Pippin: (sitting on the floor looking through a bunch of exam books)
Merry: (passes down the hall with Sam) Now, I'm telling you, eye liner THEN mascara...
Sam: Like, no way! Mascara's first.
Merry: (looks into Pippin's room) Pip...what ARE you doing?!
Pippin: (grins) Studying for the ELSATS!
Sam: ....???
Merry: (whispers) I hear it's what it's called when you get implanted hair...
Pippin: (smiles and shakes his head) No, no no. GENTLEMEN, I'm goin' to Harvard!
Sam: You mean like on Ve K?
Merry: (gasps excitedly) Let's all go!!
Sam and Merry: Like, ROAD TRIP!! (scream and bounce around the room)
Pippin: I'm going to HARVARD LAW SCHOOL.
Sam and Merry: (stare at him in disbelief)
Sam: .........WHY?

(snorts) I don't think of the Fellowship as cross-dressers or homosexual, just so you know... o_O I just didn't know how to translate all that stuff into guy stuff.. Hm. o_o

Yerniel Vénea · 08-01-2002, 09:45 PM

Let me try!

Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn as Charlie's Angels!!!! Can't you just see them doing martial arts with high heels on! HA! And then in girly voices say: Good morning Charlie! Haha!

Losthuniel · 08-09-2002, 03:54 AM

i got one: Smaug as Mushu (Mulan)

Manwe Sulimo · 08-15-2002, 09:00 PM

Ooohh...here's my lame attempt:

Sauron as Lord Voldemort
Frodo as Harry Potter
Sam as Ron what's-his-name
Gandalf as Dumbledore
Galadriel as that strict professor lady
Saruman as Snape
Bilbo as ???

Brinniel · 08-15-2002, 09:24 PM

How about Rat Race?

Nick-Sam
Tracy-Eowyn
Tracy's boyfriend-Faramir
Maril-Arwen
Maril's mother-Galadriel
Owen-Aragorn
Dwayne-Merry
Blaine-Pippin
Enrico-Frodo
Donald Sinclair-Elrond
John Lovitz's character-Boromir
John's character's wife-Rosie

Boromir: So is this like a race?
Frodo (with Italian accent): He said race! I hope I win.

Marileangorifurnimaluim · 08-16-2002, 10:29 AM

Here's an evil idea: Sam, Frodo, Merry, Pippin in The Sorcerer. Hey, wait-a-minute, that's not that much different from Mordor - ! We'd have to figure which characters get bumped off.

Brinniel · 08-16-2002, 01:14 PM

Ooh, here's an idea!

Bandits:
Joe-Sam
Terry-Frodo
Kate-Galadriel

(Galadriel has just hit Frodo with her car and is now taking him to the hospital. A very confused Frodo points his gun at Galadriel and tells her to pull over.)
Frodo: You pull over and get out of the car.
Galadriel: You don't have to get all huffy about it. It was an accident!
Frodo: Listen. I'll shoot you with this thing.
Galadriel: Oh, go ahead. It'll be an improvement, believe me.
Frodo: Listen to me I'm a desperate man.
Galadriel: Desperate? You don't know the meaning of the word. Desperate is when you wake up in the morning and wish you hadn't. It's knowing that every time you get behind the wheel of a car, you're only a tree away from ending the empty charade that your life has become. So don't talk to me about desperate!
Frodo: Listen. On second thought, why don't you just pull over and let me out right here? I'll walk from here.
Galadriel: No.
Frodo: Why?
Galadriel: I'm feeling very fragile at the moment. I don't think I should be alone.
Frodo: You're insane!
Galadriel: I'm unhappy. It's not the same thing!

A bit long, but I thought it was funny.

[ August 16, 2002: Message edited by: Brinniel ]

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 08-16-2002, 06:19 PM

Aragorn instead of Han Solo. Ughh!

Merri · 08-16-2002, 09:02 PM

Legolas as Spiderman, and Arwen as . . . whoever Kirsten Dunst played. Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha. Not funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]. Um . . . Frodo and Sam in Men in Black II . . . Gimli/Sam/Merry/Pippin as Austin Powers with um . . . um . . . Gollum as Dr. Evil??

Manwe . . . how about Bilbo as Hagrid? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]:

Oh, and I forgot: Frodo as Anakin Skywalker, and Galadriel as . . . what's her name- the one Natalie Portman played. *gulp*

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***Mister Underhill*** · 08-16-2002, 11:42 PM

This smacks o' Middle-earth Mayhem to me. In keeping with the reorganization, I'm sending it over there.

Rose Cotton · 08-18-2002, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Manwe . . . how about Bilbo as Hagrid? :

Well actually,
Ian Holm who plays Bilbo in LotR, Played Mr. Olivander in Harry Potter.
It's strange to see him so tall.

mordor136 · 08-18-2002, 09:52 AM

ugluk-pretty woman
elrond in matrix seesh who would think of that lol

galadwen29 · 08-30-2002, 02:50 PM

how about aragorn in jerry maguire
end scene
after aragorn rabbits on
Arwen: shut up you had me at hello

one of the hobbits could be the kid, gimli the cuba gooding jnr character (small footballer)
galadriel the annoying sister

its an idea!

also any ideas in clueless? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Keeper of the Feet of Melkor · 08-30-2002, 03:02 PM

Legolas in the new guy...he doesnt seem like the humorous type...

07-26-2002, 10:29 AM	#1
The Green Ringwraith Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: On the edge of the world I'll roam and the home of the wolf will be my home. Posts: 77	101 MOVIES the actual book characters are (THANKFULLY) not in Hm... -Merry and Pippin in "The Blues Brothers" movies. -Legolas and Gimli in "MIB2" -Bill the Pony in "Spirit : Stallion of the Cimarron" -Aragorn and Arwen in "A Walk to Remember" -Sauron, the Witch King, and the Nine Nazgul in "Ocean's Eleven" [ July 26, 2002: Message edited by: The Green Ringwraith ] __________________ -What is it about the Green ones?- "...they fell under the dominion of the One, and they became Ringwraiths... This one just got a little too gamma ray happy."

07-26-2002, 10:42 AM	#2
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Any Hobbit- Austin Powers Bilbo Baggins- Reign of Fire Sauron- Bandits Galadriel- Moulin Rouge Eomer- the Horse Whisperer Gandalf- The Godfather Saruman- The Matrix __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

07-26-2002, 10:53 AM	#3
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	Frodo in "Eight Legged Freaks." Please don't tell me I need to explain why. __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

07-26-2002, 04:09 PM	#4
Belin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: all the wide unfriendly pathways of the world Posts: 330	I can just see Turin and Gwindor in Clerks. Turin: I'm cursed, my father's disappeared, I've been kicked out of Doriath, I smell like orc-blood, I killed my best friend, my ex-girlfriend is dead, my wife is catatonic after talking to a dragon, besides turning out to be my SISTER, and on top of everything, I'm not even supposed to BE here today!!!!! --Belin Ibaimendi [ July 27, 2002: Message edited by: Belin ] [ July 28, 2002: Message edited by: Belin ] __________________ "I hate dignity," cried Scraps, kicking a pebble high in the air and then trying to catch it as it fell. "Half the fools and all the wise folks are dignified, and I'm neither the one nor the other." --L. Frank Baum

07-28-2002, 02:13 AM	#5
Talking Hawk Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: California Posts: 23	Aragorn and Arwen in "A Walk to Remember"...? Ack, I love that movie! ^-^ (Arwen smugly turns about and gets into her car. Just as she turns the ignition key, she looks up and sees Aragorn standing in her path, leaning against his crutches. He limps to the side of her car, and as she rolls down the window, he smiles suavely.) Aragorn: Say...are you feeling polytheistic today? (grins) Okay, as to my contributions... Bilbo and Smaug in "Dragon Heart." Bilbo as Bowen and Smaug as Draco. Bilbo: Hey, can you help me out with this fire? (Smaug plugs up one nostril and sends a ball of flame out the other. It hits Bilbo, and he runs around screaming and waving at his backside.) ACK!! I'M BURNING, I'M BUUUUURNNIIIIING!! Smaug: Oh, goody! Hobbit le flambe! (grins and hums excitedly to himself, waiting for his "dinner" to properly prepare itself) __________________ Merry shrugged his shoulders. “It could be a love triangle. Like about a week ago, I was in love with Angela AND Estella, but then I decided to break it off with Angela…” He sighed dreamily, but Pippin lifted an eyebrow. “Angela thought your name was Timothy,” he pointed out innocently, and Merry glared at him. “It could happen to anybody…” - Excerpt from my "Three Blind Spies" story (see fanfic section)

07-28-2002, 08:48 AM	#6
The Green Ringwraith Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: On the edge of the world I'll roam and the home of the wolf will be my home. Posts: 77	LOL! good ones, all good ones! Hm, Arwen's parents, Arwen and Aragorn in "Father of the Bride" -"B-but he's not even an ELF!!" __________________ -What is it about the Green ones?- "...they fell under the dominion of the One, and they became Ringwraiths... This one just got a little too gamma ray happy."

07-28-2002, 06:25 PM	#7
Talking Hawk Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: California Posts: 23	(Snorts at "Father of the Bride.") Thank you.. =) Frodo and Sam as Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day. (You know that one scene where they fly off the planet in the alien spacecraft?) Frodo: Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Sam: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (searches desperately for his air sick bag) Frodo: (finally calms down) ...I've been waiting for this my whole life... Sam: What? To get yourself killed? Aragorn and Arwen in Miss Congeniality. Arwen is Sandra Bullock, and Aragorn's..uh...what's his name?...Brad Bratt or something?? Well, he plays her partner! Arwen: (walks out of the airplane garage all primped up with music playing in the background) Aragorn: (gawks at her) Arwen: (trips on her high heels) Aragorn: (shakes his head) Yep, that's Gracie..! __________________ Merry shrugged his shoulders. “It could be a love triangle. Like about a week ago, I was in love with Angela AND Estella, but then I decided to break it off with Angela…” He sighed dreamily, but Pippin lifted an eyebrow. “Angela thought your name was Timothy,” he pointed out innocently, and Merry glared at him. “It could happen to anybody…” - Excerpt from my "Three Blind Spies" story (see fanfic section)

07-28-2002, 07:38 PM	#8
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	These are so funny. Um.... I guess I have one but its not that good: Nevermind its not good.Oh well. I will think of one. __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-28-2002, 07:40 PM	#9
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	His name was Benjamin Bratt, and you forgot my favorite line!!!! Aragorn: Man, Vick, what have you done to her? Is that you, Arwen? Arwen: I'm in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept in two days, I'm armed, I'm starved, DON'T mess with me. trips I lllllllloooooooooovvvvveeeeee that movie! __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

07-28-2002, 10:24 PM	#10
Talking Hawk Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: California Posts: 23	(Cracks up.) We can have a WHOLE lot of fun with THIS.. (mischievous grin) (Oh, and Catherine, give it a try! You can't be all that bad. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) (Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo are sitting behind a television screen as it shows the image of a large dining room that Arwen's walking into. She is brought to a table by Miss Rhode Island and is introduced to the ladies there. Miss Texas, Miss California, yada yada yada... Then..finally!..) Miss Hawaii: (uuhh...don't know how to describe it..) Aloha.. Aragorn, Legolas, and Frodo: (grin) AloooohaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA..! Pippin: (pops up from behind them) Aha! She digs ME! Aragorn: Be quiet, you insolent hobbit! You're not even in the movie! Pippin: (cries) (snorts..) Frequency - Frodo as the son and Aragorn as Dennis Quaid. Frodo: (on the radio) Dude, you're alive!!! Aragorn: No duh. Now, about those Mets... Never Been Kissed - Legolas as Drew Barrymore and...um...Rosie!...as the English teacher. Oh, and Pippin as Annita. (laughs) Legolas: (having lunch with Pippin) Sure, I've kissed girls before..! (pause) I've just never felt that...that thing... Pippin: What thing? The Sweetest Thing? Legolas: Nooo... I can no longer pursue that conversation because Talking Hawk doesn't watch R-rated movies. (cough) NOW... (gets a far-off look in his eyes) That thing.. Where all you can think about is you and that person. You want to laugh and you want to cry because you're so happy that you found it, but so scared that it'll go away. Pippin: (long pause) ....Dang, boy, you ARE a writer! Legolas: Duh. (continues eating) __________________ Merry shrugged his shoulders. “It could be a love triangle. Like about a week ago, I was in love with Angela AND Estella, but then I decided to break it off with Angela…” He sighed dreamily, but Pippin lifted an eyebrow. “Angela thought your name was Timothy,” he pointed out innocently, and Merry glared at him. “It could happen to anybody…” - Excerpt from my "Three Blind Spies" story (see fanfic section)

07-28-2002, 11:34 PM	#11
Eol Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The Pacific Northwest - Tir Nan Og Posts: 306	heh something a little better Elrond in The Matrix...not too big a jump, but hey it works. __________________ Mes sana in corpec sano- (lt.) A sound mind in a sound body

07-28-2002, 11:55 PM	#12
Talking Hawk Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: California Posts: 23	"Something a little better"..? o_O Huh? Translation? __________________ Merry shrugged his shoulders. “It could be a love triangle. Like about a week ago, I was in love with Angela AND Estella, but then I decided to break it off with Angela…” He sighed dreamily, but Pippin lifted an eyebrow. “Angela thought your name was Timothy,” he pointed out innocently, and Merry glared at him. “It could happen to anybody…” - Excerpt from my "Three Blind Spies" story (see fanfic section)

07-29-2002, 12:22 AM	#13
Lady_Galadriel Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Shire, Hobbiton, Middle Earth Posts: 135	[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Ooohh ooohhh!! Those are sooo funny! My fav is miss Congeniality!!! That would be funny __________________ " You can't toast me!"

07-29-2002, 08:52 AM	#14
The Green Ringwraith Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: On the edge of the world I'll roam and the home of the wolf will be my home. Posts: 77	Er... thinks OO!!!!! FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF!!!! __________________ -What is it about the Green ones?- "...they fell under the dominion of the One, and they became Ringwraiths... This one just got a little too gamma ray happy."

07-29-2002, 10:47 AM	#15
Tarthang Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Paths of the Dead Posts: 108	Any Hobbit in "Over the Rainbow." Although it's been year's since I actually saw the movie, I don't recall anyone having a Hobbit name. Or particularly any movie with the vertically challenged making an appearance. And to continue where Lush left off...Sam Gamgee in "Eight Legged Freaks" (though I've yet to see the movie, so maybe Sam's in it somewhere).

07-29-2002, 10:50 AM	#16
Talking Hawk Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: California Posts: 23	The four hobbits as the Jamaican Bobsled Team and Bilbo as Coach Blitzer in "Cool Runnings." (The team is standing in front of their first "bobsled," deciding who sits where.) Bilbo: (Chicago accent) Okay, Pippin, you sit there in the middle.. Pippin: (grins proudly and sits down) Bilbo: Merry, you sit there.. (points to the spot behind Pippin) Merry: (growls and begrudgingly climbs in) 'Ey, don't touch me! Don't touch me! Bilbo: (thinks) This is going to be a very loooooong training session... (turns to Sam) Now, you're the brake man. Sam: (Jamaiican accent) Da brake man?! But I'm da driver!! Bilbo: NO, you're the BRAKE MAN. Sam: I'm da best push-cart driva in all of Jamaiica! I MUST drive! (leans face in closer) Do ya DIG where A'm comin' from? Bilbo: Yeah, I dig where you're coming from. Sam: GOOD. Bilbo: Now dig where I'm coming from. (blah blah blah) You see, Sam, the driver has to work harder than anybody! He is the first to come to practice, and he is the last to leave. He is ALSO responsible for the other sledders' lives. NOW, do YOU want that responsibility, Sam? Sam: I say Frodo should be the driver. Bilbo: (grins at a apprehensive-looking Frodo) So do I, Sam. So do I. Sam: (climbs into the brake man seat) Hmmm...cozy! And then right before the competition... Sam: (to Merry) Do you want to kiss my lucky egg? Merry: I ain't kissin' no egg!! Sam: Hmph. (kisses his yellow egg) (laughs..) __________________ Merry shrugged his shoulders. “It could be a love triangle. Like about a week ago, I was in love with Angela AND Estella, but then I decided to break it off with Angela…” He sighed dreamily, but Pippin lifted an eyebrow. “Angela thought your name was Timothy,” he pointed out innocently, and Merry glared at him. “It could happen to anybody…” - Excerpt from my "Three Blind Spies" story (see fanfic section)

07-29-2002, 05:32 PM	#17
Galadrie1 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The wrong place at the wrong time. Posts: 385	LOL! These are hilarious!!! How about all the main characters in Gosford Park? Frodo would be the guy who grew up in an orphanage.. and... uh... other people would be the other characters [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "For this is what your folk would call magic, I believe; though I do not understand clearly what they mean; and they seem to use the same word of the deceits of the Enemy. But this, if you will, is the magic of Galadriel."

07-30-2002, 10:12 AM	#18
Talking Hawk Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: California Posts: 23	Thank you. =D Okay, here comes the big 'un... Legally Blonde. (Well, in the case of this segment, it's changed to Legally Brunette...) (Pippin as Elle Woods and Merry and Sam as his friends. Diamond as West Kunnington the third AKA Elle's boyfriend.) Pippin: (sitting on the floor looking through a bunch of exam books) Merry: (passes down the hall with Sam) Now, I'm telling you, eye liner THEN mascara... Sam: Like, no way! Mascara's first. Merry: (looks into Pippin's room) Pip...what ARE you doing?! Pippin: (grins) Studying for the ELSATS! Sam: ....??? Merry: (whispers) I hear it's what it's called when you get implanted hair... Pippin: (smiles and shakes his head) No, no no. GENTLEMEN, I'm goin' to Harvard! Sam: You mean like on Ve K? Merry: (gasps excitedly) Let's all go!! Sam and Merry: Like, ROAD TRIP!! (scream and bounce around the room) Pippin: I'm going to HARVARD LAW SCHOOL. Sam and Merry: (stare at him in disbelief) Sam: .........WHY? (snorts) I don't think of the Fellowship as cross-dressers or homosexual, just so you know... o_O I just didn't know how to translate all that stuff into guy stuff.. Hm. o_o __________________ Merry shrugged his shoulders. “It could be a love triangle. Like about a week ago, I was in love with Angela AND Estella, but then I decided to break it off with Angela…” He sighed dreamily, but Pippin lifted an eyebrow. “Angela thought your name was Timothy,” he pointed out innocently, and Merry glared at him. “It could happen to anybody…” - Excerpt from my "Three Blind Spies" story (see fanfic section)

08-01-2002, 09:45 PM	#19
Yerniel Vénea Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Ithilien Posts: 24	Let me try! Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn as Charlie's Angels!!!! Can't you just see them doing martial arts with high heels on! HA! And then in girly voices say: Good morning Charlie! Haha! __________________ Laita Ilúvatar! "But what?" said Gandalf. "Only one but will I allow tonight."

08-09-2002, 03:54 AM	#20
Losthuniel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Helcaraxë- aka Canada Posts: 261	i got one: Smaug as Mushu (Mulan) __________________ ~* Losthuniel "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" Puck, Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream Abhorsen's House -- Lirael/Sabriel fanboard

08-15-2002, 09:00 PM	#21
Manwe Sulimo Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor Posts: 553	Ooohh...here's my lame attempt: Sauron as Lord Voldemort Frodo as Harry Potter Sam as Ron what's-his-name Gandalf as Dumbledore Galadriel as that strict professor lady Saruman as Snape Bilbo as ??? __________________ "Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them."

08-15-2002, 09:24 PM	#22
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	How about Rat Race? Nick-Sam Tracy-Eowyn Tracy's boyfriend-Faramir Maril-Arwen Maril's mother-Galadriel Owen-Aragorn Dwayne-Merry Blaine-Pippin Enrico-Frodo Donald Sinclair-Elrond John Lovitz's character-Boromir John's character's wife-Rosie Boromir: So is this like a race? Frodo (with Italian accent): He said race! I hope I win. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

08-16-2002, 10:29 AM	#23
Marileangorifurnimaluim Eerie Forest Spectre Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Buried in scrolls of fanfiction Posts: 798	Here's an evil idea: Sam, Frodo, Merry, Pippin in The Sorcerer. Hey, wait-a-minute, that's not that much different from Mordor - ! We'd have to figure which characters get bumped off. __________________ Deserves death! I daresay he does... And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?

08-16-2002, 01:14 PM	#24
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Ooh, here's an idea! Bandits: Joe-Sam Terry-Frodo Kate-Galadriel (Galadriel has just hit Frodo with her car and is now taking him to the hospital. A very confused Frodo points his gun at Galadriel and tells her to pull over.) Frodo: You pull over and get out of the car. Galadriel: You don't have to get all huffy about it. It was an accident! Frodo: Listen. I'll shoot you with this thing. Galadriel: Oh, go ahead. It'll be an improvement, believe me. Frodo: Listen to me I'm a desperate man. Galadriel: Desperate? You don't know the meaning of the word. Desperate is when you wake up in the morning and wish you hadn't. It's knowing that every time you get behind the wheel of a car, you're only a tree away from ending the empty charade that your life has become. So don't talk to me about desperate! Frodo: Listen. On second thought, why don't you just pull over and let me out right here? I'll walk from here. Galadriel: No. Frodo: Why? Galadriel: I'm feeling very fragile at the moment. I don't think I should be alone. Frodo: You're insane! Galadriel: I'm unhappy. It's not the same thing! A bit long, but I thought it was funny. [ August 16, 2002: Message edited by: Brinniel ] __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

08-16-2002, 06:19 PM	#25
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Aragorn instead of Han Solo. Ughh! __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

08-16-2002, 09:02 PM	#26
Merri Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Shire Posts: 221	Legolas as Spiderman, and Arwen as . . . whoever Kirsten Dunst played. Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha. Not funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]. Um . . . Frodo and Sam in Men in Black II . . . Gimli/Sam/Merry/Pippin as Austin Powers with um . . . um . . . Gollum as Dr. Evil?? Manwe . . . how about Bilbo as Hagrid? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]: Oh, and I forgot: Frodo as Anakin Skywalker, and Galadriel as . . . what's her name- the one Natalie Portman played. gulp [ August 16, 2002: Message edited by: Merri ] __________________ Knowledge is just opinion that you trust enough to act upon. -Children of the Mind, by Orson Scott Card.

08-16-2002, 11:42 PM	#27
*Mister Underhill* Dread Horseman Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Behind you! Posts: 2,743	This smacks o' Middle-earth Mayhem to me. In keeping with the reorganization, I'm sending it over there.

08-18-2002, 09:52 AM	#29
mordor136 Wight Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: snowboarding with Morgoth in the void Posts: 221	ugluk-pretty woman elrond in matrix seesh who would think of that lol __________________ It's not A.D.D I'm just ignoring you. I'm like a super-hero with no powers or motivation

08-30-2002, 02:50 PM	#30
galadwen29 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: england Posts: 30	how about aragorn in jerry maguire end scene after aragorn rabbits on Arwen: shut up you had me at hello one of the hobbits could be the kid, gimli the cuba gooding jnr character (small footballer) galadriel the annoying sister its an idea! also any ideas in clueless? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "i don't know half of you as well as i should like; and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" "TOSS ME!"

08-30-2002, 03:02 PM	#31
Keeper of the Feet of Melkor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 45	Legolas in the new guy...he doesnt seem like the humorous type... __________________ Nazgul, just evil hiding under sheets (reference to the Chronocals of Zoe and Kelly, retrieved from the depths of English class)