Middle-earth Book of Records! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The Evenstar · 04-13-2003, 02:57 AM

Hey, imagine there was a Middle-earth Book of Records! Well, in actual fact there isn't, so I've decided to start one here! Here are some records. Add some more in, please!

1) Fastest cross-country rider: The Witch King and his horse

2) Most cunning and treacherous: Saruman

3) The Biggest Fool: Hmmm, maybe Wormtongue for chucking down the Palantir. Or maybe Pippin, Fool of a Took!

4) The Eeriest Elf: Galadriel

5) The Farthest tossed rock: By Aragorn, 1 mile. It would have gone farther but it was stopped when it hit Gimli on the head.

Anymore?

Meela · 04-13-2003, 04:33 AM

Longest death: Boromir.

Ickiest death: Denethor.

Most insane: Denethor.

Slowest thing alive: Treebeard.

Most boring: Celeborn.

Straightest hair: Saruman.

Longest nails: Saruman.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 04-13-2003, 09:56 AM

Most Ignored by Parents: Faramir

Daddy's Boy: Boromir

Daddy's Girl: Arwen

Most Dramatic Death after Boromir's: Haldir

thats all for now!

Meela · 04-13-2003, 10:00 AM

Most depressed: Frodo.

Fattest: Sam, although Bill the Pony is a close second.

Best hair style: Elrond.

Best kept hair: Legolas.

04-13-2003, 10:35 AM

Most loyal friend-Sam
*sniff sniff*
Though i think Merry and Pippin may knock him off the top spot.

Beruthiel · 04-13-2003, 11:00 AM

Person you can smell from furthest away - Aragorn, the orcs picked his scent up even though they were out of sight!

Flashiest armour - Haldir

Most overlooked death - Hama

Quote:

Straightest hair: Saruman.

ooh I don't know, Gandalf the White is close behind, Saruman's hair looked a little frizzy while the ents were storming Isengard. Honestly, what was he thinking standing out in public with his hair like that! As the wise Treebeard once said, "A wizard should know better" [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 04-13-2003, 05:21 PM

Graceful Under Pressure: Gimli (Hey, I'd like to see you remain as calm as he was while being squashed by a Warg!)

Most X-Treme: Legolas

Farthest Sight: Sauron.

Himaran · 04-13-2003, 07:00 PM

Most obsessed with a personal object: Gollum

Most evil: Sauron

BIGGEST EYE!!!: Sauron

Best toys: Gandalf (fireworks)

Himaran

Arwen_Evenstar · 04-14-2003, 12:31 AM

This ones true:
TALLEST HOBBITS: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took.

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 04-14-2003, 06:40 AM

Most use of the word Doom: Elrond
Most disgusting Orc: The one that slobbered after Merry and Pippin in the forest.
Most Innapropriate time for Dancing: Gollum on the edge of Mount Doom

Mornie Alantie · 04-14-2003, 07:08 AM

Person with the biggest split personality: Gollum.

The disco King: Boromir (don't ask if you don't know)

elven maiden Earwen · 04-14-2003, 10:55 AM

the disco queen:Eowyn

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BIGGEST EYE!!!: Sauron

frodo got pretty big ones too.

Airehiriel · 04-14-2003, 11:31 AM

And don't forget: Disco not sure which gender Royalty: Gollum!!

Slowest talker: Treebeard

Fellowship memeber with the most rabid fangirls: Legolas

Record for shooting most arrows in a row: Legolas

The Evenstar · 04-14-2003, 11:32 AM

Yea, Boromir's definetly the disco king!

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 04-14-2003, 02:15 PM

Biggest Honker: Faramir

*cackles and dashes off, ducking flying objects*

It had to be said!

Meela · 04-14-2003, 02:17 PM

That award actually goes to Haldir

*throws objects*

Arafangwen · 04-14-2003, 04:40 PM

Oh hey there! Let's not get into trouble here!

Best aim: Legolas

Most joyfull return: Gandalf

Most birds: Saurumon

Thats all I can think of now! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 04-15-2003, 06:17 AM

Mama's Boy: Celeborn. Don't ask.

Slimiest: Grima Wormtongue, although he is fighting for it (consider orcs and gollum)

Quote:

Person with the biggest split personality: Gollum.

I don't know Mornie... Galadriel's got a few personalities up her sleeves and Frodo's developing a couple...

Arafangwen · 04-15-2003, 09:57 AM

Let's see here. This is funny!

Slowest runner: Gimli

Best at walking on snow: Legolas

Loudest complainer: Gimli

Wettest hair: Aragorn

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Daddy's Boy: Boromir

Best surfer: Legolas

Longest beard(I think): Gimli

The Evenstar · 04-15-2003, 11:29 AM

Hey,Arafangwen

Good ones, but as good as they are, I wouldn't agree on the beard. I'd say Gandalf's is longer! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

steve · 04-19-2003, 08:40 PM

Most money spent on weapons: Gimli (he musta had atleast 20 throwing axes and those are expensive)

worst fighter: frodo

Best Monk (hand ot hand fighter): Gollum

Cuttest Fellowship member: Sam <3

Pennthangeil · 04-19-2003, 10:32 PM

YEEHAWWWW Lets do this GB style/

Most accurate aim with a tranq gun- Elrond

Longest inseccant chattering-ME

Most over used quoter-Frodo

Biggest Crybaby- Boromir *arrow flys above Penns head* At least you won!

One on the most medication- Pennthangeil (Faramir at a close second)

the guy who be short · 04-20-2003, 09:19 AM

pennthangeil, are you ok? i mean, are you mentally stable?

The Evenstar · 04-20-2003, 10:35 PM

Yeah, Pennthangeil, whacky but imaginative!

04-13-2003, 02:57 AM	#1
The Evenstar Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 103	Middle-earth Book of Records! Hey, imagine there was a Middle-earth Book of Records! Well, in actual fact there isn't, so I've decided to start one here! Here are some records. Add some more in, please! 1) Fastest cross-country rider: The Witch King and his horse 2) Most cunning and treacherous: Saruman 3) The Biggest Fool: Hmmm, maybe Wormtongue for chucking down the Palantir. Or maybe Pippin, Fool of a Took! 4) The Eeriest Elf: Galadriel 5) The Farthest tossed rock: By Aragorn, 1 mile. It would have gone farther but it was stopped when it hit Gimli on the head. Anymore? __________________ "The love of the Elves for their land and their works is deeper than the deeps of the sea." - Galadriel

04-13-2003, 04:33 AM	#2
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Longest death: Boromir. Ickiest death: Denethor. Most insane: Denethor. Slowest thing alive: Treebeard. Most boring: Celeborn. Straightest hair: Saruman. Longest nails: Saruman. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-13-2003, 09:56 AM	#3
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Most Ignored by Parents: Faramir Daddy's Boy: Boromir Daddy's Girl: Arwen Most Dramatic Death after Boromir's: Haldir thats all for now! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

04-13-2003, 10:00 AM	#4
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Most depressed: Frodo. Fattest: Sam, although Bill the Pony is a close second. Best hair style: Elrond. Best kept hair: Legolas. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-13-2003, 05:21 PM	#7
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Graceful Under Pressure: Gimli (Hey, I'd like to see you remain as calm as he was while being squashed by a Warg!) Most X-Treme: Legolas Farthest Sight: Sauron. __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

04-13-2003, 10:35 AM	#5
nicolatillpot Guest Posts: n/a	Most loyal friend-Sam sniff sniff Though i think Merry and Pippin may knock him off the top spot.

04-13-2003, 07:00 PM	#8
Himaran Ash of Orodruin Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thangorodrim Posts: 777	Most obsessed with a personal object: Gollum Most evil: Sauron BIGGEST EYE!!!: Sauron Best toys: Gandalf (fireworks) Himaran

04-14-2003, 12:31 AM	#9
Arwen_Evenstar Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 206	This ones true: TALLEST HOBBITS: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ 'I am Agarwaen, Son of Úmarth...'-Túrin Turambar. Arwen_Evenstar

04-14-2003, 06:40 AM	#10
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	Most use of the word Doom: Elrond Most disgusting Orc: The one that slobbered after Merry and Pippin in the forest. Most Innapropriate time for Dancing: Gollum on the edge of Mount Doom __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!

04-14-2003, 07:08 AM	#11
Mornie Alantie Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it Posts: 226	Person with the biggest split personality: Gollum. The disco King: Boromir (don't ask if you don't know) __________________ Instead of pepper spray, you pack a glass bottle and scream "Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!!!" at muggers.

04-14-2003, 11:31 AM	#13
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	And don't forget: Disco not sure which gender Royalty: Gollum!! Slowest talker: Treebeard Fellowship memeber with the most rabid fangirls: Legolas Record for shooting most arrows in a row: Legolas __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

04-14-2003, 11:32 AM	#14
The Evenstar Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 103	Yea, Boromir's definetly the disco king! __________________ "The love of the Elves for their land and their works is deeper than the deeps of the sea." - Galadriel

04-14-2003, 02:15 PM	#15
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Biggest Honker: Faramir cackles and dashes off, ducking flying objects It had to be said! __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

04-14-2003, 02:17 PM	#16
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	That award actually goes to Haldir throws objects __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-14-2003, 04:40 PM	#17
Arafangwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: WtR: 413 miles/Floating happily across the floor in the arms of The Phantom..... Posts: 361	Oh hey there! Let's not get into trouble here! Best aim: Legolas Most joyfull return: Gandalf Most birds: Saurumon Thats all I can think of now! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ i indo ye vanya mi amaurëa cálë~LúcëwenElerínaEruiel Soooo..... I'm still doing the wave, anyone else? Anyone? Yeah!! Hmmm... What is that?

04-15-2003, 11:29 AM	#20
The Evenstar Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 103	Hey,Arafangwen Good ones, but as good as they are, I wouldn't agree on the beard. I'd say Gandalf's is longer! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ "The love of the Elves for their land and their works is deeper than the deeps of the sea." - Galadriel

04-19-2003, 08:40 PM	#21
steve Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Edoras... er, Philadelphia Posts: 191	Most money spent on weapons: Gimli (he musta had atleast 20 throwing axes and those are expensive) worst fighter: frodo Best Monk (hand ot hand fighter): Gollum Cuttest Fellowship member: Sam <3 __________________ MAGIC SHOP! Spells of Mass Destruction 20% off! Today Only!

04-19-2003, 10:32 PM	#22
Pennthangeil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: .....WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW....STALKERS! Posts: 61	YEEHAWWWW Lets do this GB style/ Most accurate aim with a tranq gun- Elrond Longest inseccant chattering-ME Most over used quoter-Frodo Biggest Crybaby- Boromir arrow flys above Penns head At least you won! One on the most medication- Pennthangeil (Faramir at a close second) __________________ ..You thought you were rid of me diddnt you?...diddnt you?!?!?

04-20-2003, 09:19 AM	#23
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	pennthangeil, are you ok? i mean, are you mentally stable?

04-20-2003, 10:35 PM	#24
The Evenstar Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 103	Yeah, Pennthangeil, whacky but imaginative! __________________ "The love of the Elves for their land and their works is deeper than the deeps of the sea." - Galadriel