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Old 05-02-2003, 02:42 PM   #1
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Eye What weapons would the people in ME carry?

I had this strange thought, what if ME advanced like our world. What kind of weapons would they carry. I thought of:

Dwarves: Shotguns
Elves: Sniper rifles
Humans: Machine guns
Hobbits: Pistols
Dragons: FLametrowers
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:50 PM   #2
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Intersting thought! I think the elves would be spies/the swat team or somthing like that! To tired from last night to think about anything else though! *collapses to the floor in a sudden swoon*
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Old 05-02-2003, 03:47 PM   #3
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Old 05-02-2003, 11:58 PM   #4
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no way! hobbits should have water bombs!
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Old 05-03-2003, 06:15 AM   #5
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Dwarves:Rocketlaunchers. For their demolition works heheheehe [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Old 05-03-2003, 06:51 AM   #6
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I somehow imagine Elves with tranqs [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] , wonde why...

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Old 05-03-2003, 06:52 AM   #7
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tranqs? As in tranqualizers?

Ehm, BTW, I have joined you at the party. You are talking with ehm my date.*grows at the saying of the word and blushes heavely*
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Old 05-03-2003, 07:08 AM   #8
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*gasps* Wow, people are talking to me at the party! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Hardly happened before [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Back on topic...
This isn't quite a weapon, but for some 'unexplained' reason, I always think of Dwarves as computer hackers... I'll think up a more authentic weapon next time I post.

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Hobbits should have little plastic sporks to poke people with. They work quite well, not like I'd know or anything... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Old 05-03-2003, 07:19 AM   #10
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[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] hahaha lol. I always imagined the Terminator standing in the shadows of doom and a little hobbit kicking him in the nuts. Then Arnie doubles over and the hobbits jump ontop of him and kill him with little plastci forks. Hardly inrellevant, but funny nontheless.
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Old 05-03-2003, 07:23 AM   #11
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Hmm, hobbits with sporks and wizards with pokey sticks of doom (make your own crazy scene with pics)...*poke*

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Old 05-03-2003, 07:23 AM   #12
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*Menelien is frieked out* Oh dear, [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] , I've just had a rather disturbing mental image of Gimli swinging a lassoe, "Howdy, pardna!" Okay, getting a bit carried away here... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Old 05-03-2003, 07:25 AM   #13
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This treas really is too funny for words hahahahaha.

*takes another tissue and wipes away his tears*
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Old 05-03-2003, 08:11 AM   #14
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Elves with silent and deadly laser beams.
Dwarves with bazookas.
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Everyone knows that dwarves are armed with knitting needles!
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Old 05-03-2003, 08:26 AM   #16
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I think that dwarf women knit pullovers with little pickaxe motives on them.
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That's an interesting mental image...

What about elves with candlesticks? They could just whack people over the head with them!
I can see Pippin using a plastic lawn flamingo to beat people with, too. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 05-03-2003, 12:33 PM   #18
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Yeah hahaha, that one they have in the Sims. Then everytime Pippin would hit someone, you would hear a little squeek. MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!
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Bwahaha, squeek!
What else can be used as a weapon? Let's see...A RABBIT! Sam could hold a rabbit by its ears and whack people with it!
Or...
A potted plant!

Legolas: I shall beat you with my potted plant of doom!

Orc: NOO! Not the potted plant of doom!! Anything but that!

Legolas: Die! *throws potted plant at orc, who immediently dies*
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Legolas' secret weapon: Using his deodorant as Pepper spray!

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Ok, that's a bit weird. Probably not as weird as being beaten with a flamingo, but still... as if Legolas would waste his deodorant like that!
The perfect weapon for Faramir (Elrond's guestbook): A squirrel!

Faramir: Attack, mighty squirrel army! ATTACK!! *millions of squirrels swarm everywhere*
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I am having the sudden mental image of Boromir being bitten to death by a million squirels.
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You have to be careful around those squirrels. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
What sort of weapon could poor Boromir have to protect him from those evil rodents? He could beat them with his horn...
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hm, what about an army of cat's? Or mongrel's?
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A Last Alliance of cats, squirrels, and mongrels marched against Sauron and the Ring...
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... and defeated his army of giraffes.

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Right...I'm not going to ask about that.

Gollum could throw fish at people, and of course, Boromir would crush everyone with his supreme disco skills!
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Boromir could crush people with his Disco Ball of Doom... or dance on them... or something...
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Celeborn: I will beat you with my trashy love novel!

And for Galadriel..

Galadriel: I shall stare at you in a freaky way until you fall down dead from fright! Bwahahaha!
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Legolas could throw bleach at people...muahaha!
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Pippin: What's that, Merry?

Merry: This, my friend, is a cattle prod...
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hmmm... I could see Galadriel hitting people with her bird bath...errr mirror.. of doom of course [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Call me strange... but i can see hobbits throwing tea cups as well... NOt just any tea cups, but special china ones.
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Merry: This, my friend, is a cattle prod...
HAHAHA that reminds me of a south Park episode where they teach Cartman the lyrics of an X-mas song. He got shocked everytime he made a mistake. But at the end, Kyle shocked him for nothing. I can just picture that on Merry and Pippin now!

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Cattle Prod... muhahahaha

*falls off chair laughing*

That is the best so far... very good...
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The elves would use wet towels. You know, roll 'em up and flick people with 'em.

But Legolas would have an AK-47. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Nah to primitive, I'd say an M-16. Or like the seal's an MP5. That would be cool. Legolas as a navy seal. All wet and stuff. Okay ill stop.
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Good point. An MP5 would definately be better. Heh, Legolas the seal...that almost makes sense... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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When I read that I instantly thought of elves with candlesticks, dwarves with rope, ents with knives, men with revolvers, and hobbits with wrenches. There is my slightly random post that was spur-of-the-moment.
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Yeah, if Lara Croft can have an M-16 Why cant legolas?...
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