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02-12-2003, 10:05 AM | #1 |
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Links to some very amusing things
You guys have gotta see these! Especially the truth about elves!! I can't believe we never knew.
Ninecompanions.net If you know of a funny link to add, please, DO SO! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I love to laugh. That's why I'm here.
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02-12-2003, 10:55 AM | #2 |
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I like the Treebeard one! Check out this: http://www.stupidring.com/ And this: http://www.jimcalagon.supanet.com/index.html and finaly, this: http://www.geocities.com/lotr_lovers/funstuff.html [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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02-13-2003, 08:28 AM | #3 | |
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Thanks for the links eleanor. I especially like the stupidring. The section about "Tinklering" And "Lord of the Pants" really cracked me up. Which could be a bad thing, considering I'm at work!
And the quote at the top of the page! Quote:
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02-16-2003, 06:38 PM | #4 |
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Go to The Hastily Assembled One-Page LOTR. It's really hilarious. I printed it out and now I keep it in my sketchbook.
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02-17-2003, 06:27 AM | #5 |
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Noooooooooo! Last link doesnt work for me! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
look at this one. You have to read a bit before it gets funny, but when it does, it does! http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/tolksarc.htm [ February 17, 2003: Message edited by: eleanor_niphredil ]
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02-17-2003, 08:26 AM | #6 |
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All of them were really funny, especailly the ones on ninecompanions.net! Keep 'um coming guys! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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02-17-2003, 08:47 AM | #7 |
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Check out this. Don't scroll down until you read the small article though.
http://www.randomperspective.com/page.asp?328
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02-17-2003, 09:12 AM | #8 |
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I have seen that somewhere before and say that it was rather more sick than amusing....but hey mabey I dont have a good sense of humour....
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02-17-2003, 12:10 PM | #9 |
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thats just scary! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] . Just goes to show that sam really is evil [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] .
http://members.lycos.co.uk/greenleafgreenleaf/ This is Legolas humor, and really depends on your sense of humor. I love it! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] http://absolute-dreams.net/toastedhobbits/ This one is sooooo cool! Especialy the legolas ones with the Watcher and the Troll!
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02-17-2003, 03:08 PM | #10 |
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Do you want to see a secret 'complete' version of Lord of the Rings? Really, its just footage from older movies.
Here's the link: http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/movie.htm You'll be suprised by what the Balrog is, at least it doesn't have wings. Just be thankful this isn't what we got in the theater.
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02-17-2003, 04:36 PM | #11 |
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HAHA, I loved that one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] For all those who don't know about Everquest, it's an online fantasy roleplaying game. Spirit of the Wolf is a spell that makes one run faster.
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02-17-2003, 04:38 PM | #12 |
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Have you read the surviver on ninecompanions? That is Funny with a capital F! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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02-17-2003, 09:10 PM | #13 |
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Thanks for the compliments, guys. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Here's another funny site
Kathleen's Web |
02-18-2003, 12:28 PM | #14 |
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HAHAHAHAHA! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] the stupid ring.com re-write is really very funny. I haven't looked at the others yet....
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02-18-2003, 02:56 PM | #15 |
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* does a little funny dance*
I love you, you love me, we'er all one big fam-il-y! http://armanian-ent.tripod.com/Dont_Click_Here.html [ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: eleanor_niphredil ]
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02-18-2003, 03:25 PM | #16 |
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http://www.pagerealm.com/ladyidril/cantorc.html
heres another one for ya. Cant cook, wont cook, starring Gorbag and Shagrat.
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02-18-2003, 05:16 PM | #17 |
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That don't click here thing was mean, Eleanor.
[img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: gralin musicteeth ]
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02-19-2003, 06:49 AM | #18 |
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This link is wierd...very wierd. http://www.halfanorange.com/giggles/...fm?page_id=212
Don't say I didn't warn you...
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02-19-2003, 09:07 AM | #19 |
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well it said dont click here! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/fotr.asp Fraud of the rings. Just some funny cartoon strips! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?s...5952&chapter=1 This story is hilarious! A bit long, but well worth the read, and explains why I am always getting hiccups! [ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: eleanor_niphredil ]
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02-19-2003, 11:50 AM | #20 |
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Oddwen that was really weird! I think the voice of Frodo kind of freaked me out. Did anyone notice that when he hit Will Smith, he hit him *ahem* below the belt! I didn't know Frodo could be so violent!
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02-19-2003, 11:53 AM | #21 |
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Ha! Evil frodo!
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02-19-2003, 11:53 AM | #22 |
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Here's another:
LotR in 2 hours
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02-19-2003, 11:54 AM | #23 |
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I was about to post that! Grrrrrrrrr!
*Goes and sulks in a corner* Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]
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02-19-2003, 02:26 PM | #24 |
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Here's somethings amusing:
Legolas Story What the! Where'd my bedroom go (Not... crude. That much...) Happy, happy!!! and... Lord of the Rings: Stitch Gang Style [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Well they made me laf anyway... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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02-19-2003, 02:33 PM | #25 |
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I like the valantines one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
*hiccup* [ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: eleanor_niphredil ]
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02-19-2003, 02:42 PM | #26 |
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Tell Anything but Arwen. It's by her. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
I'm on to the second chapter of the fanfic one u sugested and am already tryiong not to scream out with lafter!!!
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02-19-2003, 02:49 PM | #27 |
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http://my.raex.com/~bbenedet/perian/perianmeleth.html
this quiz really made me laugh. based on the Very secret Diaries, nothing could be more accurate! http://www.figwitlives.net/index.htm Figwit lives! The Figwit fansite! Step aside Legolas, Figwit it this years elf! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] and if you liked that one, here is another! http://figwit_fan.tripod.com/ If you didnt, we have a Figwit hate site as well! http://www.geocities.com/figwit_is_e...il_figwit.html (For anyone who would like to know, Figwit stands for Frodo Is grea...Who Is That! Becaus, when you see Frodo stand up at the council, you think Frodo Is grea... but then you see Figwit, are blown away and think Who Is that!) http://www.foolofatook.com/af/ The entire films told in action figures (they are NOT dolls!) [ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: eleanor_niphredil ]
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02-19-2003, 09:19 PM | #28 |
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02-20-2003, 10:22 AM | #29 |
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Oh, Lord of the Peeps. It is so cute and looks soooo....yummy. NO WAIT! So cute and so....delicious. NO, NOT THAT! I'd better shut up now.
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02-21-2003, 03:38 PM | #30 |
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02-21-2003, 03:59 PM | #31 |
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Here's another funny one, but you need quicktime to view it.
Is this the Lord of the Rings preview? To see the quicktime video I was talking about scroll to the bottom of the page, click on Good lord of the Rings, and you'll have to pick the version they offer on the right hand side. The one on the left didn't seem to work for me. It's funny! [ February 21, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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02-21-2003, 05:01 PM | #32 |
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02-22-2003, 03:07 AM | #33 |
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I like it! Heres another.
http://www.ozbricks.net/bricktales/lotr/lotrmain.html
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02-22-2003, 06:39 AM | #34 |
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StupidRing would have been SO much better if it hadn't the slash and other innuendos. That really disappointed me.
Want a rather...odd story? http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1168999 A shameless plug, yes. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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02-22-2003, 07:04 AM | #35 |
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that is hilarious!
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02-22-2003, 01:09 PM | #36 |
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02-22-2003, 01:15 PM | #37 |
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hahahahahHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I dont get it.
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02-22-2003, 05:19 PM | #38 |
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That Elven Puberty story is the funniest I've read since the chatroom-based parody on a server I frequent. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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02-24-2003, 03:20 PM | #39 |
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Hi!
I was looking for the TTT script *and I found it!* and I cam across this alternitive version of it...it's funny http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Th...gle.com&rnum=3
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02-25-2003, 12:43 PM | #40 |
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