What would you name your sword - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Rose Cotton · 01-31-2002, 05:46 PM

You know the swords in Middle Earth normaly have names. Well, what would you name your sword? I was thinking of 'Slice & Dice'.

Maltagaerion · 01-31-2002, 07:20 PM

Nevtelluma

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Lindolirian · 01-31-2002, 07:52 PM

Gaurcrist the were-wolf cleaver.

Frahhamn · 01-31-2002, 08:02 PM

Bob the Idiot-chopper. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

doom_hammer · 09-28-2006, 07:56 PM

[QUOTE=Frahhamn]Bob the Idiot-chopper.
dont think i can top that

The Sixth Wizard · 10-05-2006, 04:29 AM

I'd get an axe, that way I wouldn't need wood anymore AND I could chop up Sauron's servants... The Axe of Flaming Rage...

ninja91 · 10-05-2006, 05:22 AM

Or what about Saruman's Bane, Wizard the sixth?

Elmo · 03-31-2007, 12:10 PM

My Compensation

Kuruharan · 01-31-2002, 09:43 PM

LOL!! As hard as I try I just can't top Bob the Idiot Chopper!

Elrian · 01-31-2002, 10:21 PM

Sounds like a winner to me too! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I'm tempted to go out a buy a sword just so I can name it that.

Rosa Underhill · 01-31-2002, 10:58 PM

Hee hee... Bob... I approve! *applaudes*

Hmmm... Paperweight the Unused. (Seriously, what would I do with a sword? I named my white cane "Excalibur" once, though; that was before I got my dog.)

The Mirrorball Man · 02-01-2002, 09:42 AM

I would name it "Kleptomonkey".

02-01-2002, 09:53 AM

Bob the Idiot Chopper. That name rocks.

I would probably name my sword... um... Cheese. Yeah, Cheese.

Niphredil Baggins · 02-01-2002, 09:57 AM

Wow for Bob! I'd name mine That Bloody Thing.
Thing for short, rhymes with Sting.

Eldar14 · 02-01-2002, 10:25 AM

The Fish. Just "The Fish." Either that or Rûdhnaur, which I get when I type "Really Big Sword That Goes Boom!!" into the elven name generator. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Jjudvven · 02-01-2002, 12:44 PM

I'd problably be completely uncreative and name it something like 'Glamdring', 'Sting',
'Narsil' or something like that.

Bruce MacCulloch · 02-01-2002, 01:14 PM

Mine is named "Agnes".

Frahhamn · 02-01-2002, 02:17 PM

ALLRRRRRIGHT!!! I'm a hit on my first post!!!

HUZZAH!

actually, i was here when the barrow-downs forum was first made... but i was busy and haven't come back till now. and by this time, i'd forgotten my old account... so anyway... glad you liked my sword name! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

RATE ME! GO TO MY BOARD! YAY! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Enkanowen · 02-01-2002, 02:43 PM

I think I would call my sword Althea, meaning pure.
Or Enkanowen's Blade of Pain. I don't know which one's better

02-01-2002, 05:50 PM

Mister Pointy.

-Buffy

Frahhamn · 02-01-2002, 06:56 PM

HAW HAW!

mine was better.

VISIT MY BOARD!

Jjudvven · 02-01-2002, 07:16 PM

Bob the Idiot-Chopper, that was pretty dang funny... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] not much can beat that, Frahhamn.

Rose Cotton · 02-01-2002, 09:33 PM

Bob the Idiot-chopper definatly outstrips Slice and Dice(which really wasn't good at all) But in my opinion all these names are great. I'm getting tons of laughs. Keep the names coming.

Samwise · 02-01-2002, 09:59 PM

Hm. Ages ago I had an elf-like character whose sword was named 'To Sanctify Justice' I gave it a name that was it some made up language which was supposed to mean the above. Out of curiosity I put To Sanctify Justice in the name generator (Elf) and came out with:

Morhuanion.

Guess I'd name my sword that. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Quote:

"I made a promise, Mister Frodo! 'Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee,' Gandalf said;
'Don't you leave him! "
Sam Gamgee

Rosa Underhill · 02-01-2002, 11:12 PM

Paperweight the Unused is Bragolré in Elvish and, if it were a hobbit, my sword would be Saradoc Brown of Woody End! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Heh... I got mah bad, bad Saradoc Brown!

Maltagaerion · 02-02-2002, 12:53 AM

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I got mah bad, bad Saradoc Brown!

hehe [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Maltagaerion · 02-02-2002, 12:56 AM

By the way...Nevtelluma was what I got when I put 'Orc Cleaver' in the Elvish name generator.

Fenrir · 02-02-2002, 07:09 AM

Fluffy or Flossy. If I had a sword and a matching dagger that's what I'd call them.

Seriously? Angruin

Jjudvven · 02-02-2002, 12:12 PM

Fluffy? Flossy? That is weird... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Frahhamn · 02-02-2002, 12:22 PM

consider the source. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Perethil · 02-02-2002, 02:37 PM

id name it Mr Pink
(see reservoir dogs)

Mayla Took · 02-02-2002, 03:55 PM

Hummm....I did like the "Bob-" suggestion! Lol! How about..."Pointie" or "Staby"! Or maybe "The Shinny Silver Slicer"??

Frahhamn · 02-02-2002, 04:26 PM

haw haw!! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

hey guys! visit my board. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] i need members... and posts... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

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Lostgaeriel · 02-02-2002, 04:45 PM

Well, for my work in the garment trade, I'm going to need 3 swords:

Alagdeloth: Paper Scissors (for pattern-making when the CAD system crashes)
Bragolmereth: Fabric Cleaver
Sirithlithion: Pinking Shears (used only for fabric swatches on story boards!)

They sound so elegant in Elvish.

[ February 02, 2002: Message edited by: Lostgaeriel ]

Jjudvven · 02-02-2002, 04:47 PM

Those are pretty good. But Bob the Idiot-Chopper was probably the best.

Samwise · 02-02-2002, 05:25 PM

Per Enkanowen

Quote:

I think I would call my sword Althea, meaning pure.

I like that myself. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Quote:

LOTR Moment (IV) (Moria)
Orcs are everywhere
Samwise whacks one with a pot
gets..."the hang of this!" [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Copyright 2002 S. Uffelman

Nuinrog · 02-02-2002, 10:33 PM

Now I need a name. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

CC5052 · 06-01-2009, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nuinrog

Now I need a name. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

ok guys i just bought a sabre and i need a good name for it not a silly 1 like the bob suggestion so yer i like that anthea

oh yeah i would also like to be able to say it so if it is hard to say pleease spell it out too ty

Boo Radley · 06-24-2009, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CC5052

ok guys i just bought a sabre and i need a good name for it not a silly 1 like the bob suggestion so yer i like that anthea

oh yeah i would also like to be able to say it so if it is hard to say pleease spell it out too ty

Angau which is Welsh for Death.

Or Meatloaf, I always get them confused.

Nessa Telrunya · 06-25-2009, 05:27 AM

Hmmm... No matter what I named my sword it would be called 'Hunny' anyways. I can imagine the scenario now..

*Does cool spinny thing with sword*
"Alright Hunny, let's do this!" >_<

01-31-2002, 05:46 PM	#1
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	What would you name your sword You know the swords in Middle Earth normaly have names. Well, what would you name your sword? I was thinking of 'Slice & Dice'. __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

01-31-2002, 07:20 PM	#2
Maltagaerion Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 60	Nevtelluma [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks

01-31-2002, 07:52 PM	#3
Lindolirian World's Tallest Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Where the view is long Posts: 2,117	Gaurcrist the were-wolf cleaver. __________________ 'They say that the One will himself enter into Arda, and heal Men and all the Marring from the beginning to the end."

01-31-2002, 08:02 PM	#4
Frahhamn Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 22	Bob the Idiot-chopper. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ AAAA!!! DON'T RATE ME DOWN!!!! :( RATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----Frahhamn's Dungeon ----Email Frahhamn ---- tlotr @ ezboard

03-31-2007, 12:10 PM	#8
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	My Compensation __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

09-28-2006, 07:56 PM	#5
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	[QUOTE=Frahhamn]Bob the Idiot-chopper. dont think i can top that

10-05-2006, 04:29 AM	#6
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	I'd get an axe, that way I wouldn't need wood anymore AND I could chop up Sauron's servants... The Axe of Flaming Rage...

01-31-2002, 09:43 PM	#9
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	LOL!! As hard as I try I just can't top Bob the Idiot Chopper! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-31-2002, 10:21 PM	#10
Elrian Eldar Spirit of Truth Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Land of the FREE, Home of the BRAVE Posts: 794	Sounds like a winner to me too! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I'm tempted to go out a buy a sword just so I can name it that. __________________ ~Call me a relic, call me what you will. Say I'm old fashioned , say I'm over the hill. That old whine ain't got no soul. I'll stick to Old Toby and a Hobbit hole.~

01-31-2002, 10:58 PM	#11
Rosa Underhill Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Waymeet, the Shire Posts: 297	Hee hee... Bob... I approve! applaudes Hmmm... Paperweight the Unused. (Seriously, what would I do with a sword? I named my white cane "Excalibur" once, though; that was before I got my dog.) __________________ WWAHD? (What would a Hobbit do?)

02-01-2002, 09:42 AM	#12
The Mirrorball Man Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: 57	I would name it "Kleptomonkey". __________________ "It was only a glimpse then, but you might have caught the glimpse, if you had ever thought it worthwhile to try."

02-01-2002, 09:53 AM	#13
JaellBrandybuck Guest Posts: n/a	Bob the Idiot Chopper. That name rocks. I would probably name my sword... um... Cheese. Yeah, Cheese.

02-01-2002, 09:57 AM	#14
Niphredil Baggins Wight Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 118	Wow for Bob! I'd name mine That Bloody Thing. Thing for short, rhymes with Sting. __________________ Wistful, willful, wingless, fly!

02-01-2002, 10:25 AM	#15
Eldar14 Wight Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: the Cottage of Lost Play Posts: 182	The Fish. Just "The Fish." Either that or Rûdhnaur, which I get when I type "Really Big Sword That Goes Boom!!" into the elven name generator. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ "Come away! Let the cowards keep this city!" -- Fëanor to the Noldor

02-01-2002, 12:44 PM	#16
Jjudvven Wight Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Land to the West Posts: 154	I'd problably be completely uncreative and name it something like 'Glamdring', 'Sting', 'Narsil' or something like that. __________________ "I don't know all of you as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve."

02-01-2002, 01:14 PM	#17
Bruce MacCulloch Dead Man of Dunharrow Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 651	Mine is named "Agnes". __________________ `A blunderbuss, was it?' said he, scratching his head. `I thought it was horseflies!'

02-01-2002, 02:17 PM	#18
Frahhamn Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 22	ALLRRRRRIGHT!!! I'm a hit on my first post!!! HUZZAH! actually, i was here when the barrow-downs forum was first made... but i was busy and haven't come back till now. and by this time, i'd forgotten my old account... so anyway... glad you liked my sword name! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] RATE ME! GO TO MY BOARD! YAY! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ AAAA!!! DON'T RATE ME DOWN!!!! :( RATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----Frahhamn's Dungeon ----Email Frahhamn ---- tlotr @ ezboard

02-01-2002, 02:43 PM	#19
Enkanowen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 53	I think I would call my sword Althea, meaning pure. Or Enkanowen's Blade of Pain. I don't know which one's better

02-01-2002, 05:50 PM	#20
Buffy Guest Posts: n/a	Mister Pointy. -Buffy

02-01-2002, 06:56 PM	#21
Frahhamn Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 22	HAW HAW! mine was better. VISIT MY BOARD! __________________ AAAA!!! DON'T RATE ME DOWN!!!! :( RATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----Frahhamn's Dungeon ----Email Frahhamn ---- tlotr @ ezboard

02-01-2002, 07:16 PM	#22
Jjudvven Wight Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Land to the West Posts: 154	Bob the Idiot-Chopper, that was pretty dang funny... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] not much can beat that, Frahhamn. __________________ "I don't know all of you as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve."

02-01-2002, 09:33 PM	#23
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	Bob the Idiot-chopper definatly outstrips Slice and Dice(which really wasn't good at all) But in my opinion all these names are great. I'm getting tons of laughs. Keep the names coming. __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

02-01-2002, 11:12 PM	#25
Rosa Underhill Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Waymeet, the Shire Posts: 297	Paperweight the Unused is Bragolré in Elvish and, if it were a hobbit, my sword would be Saradoc Brown of Woody End! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Heh... I got mah bad, bad Saradoc Brown! __________________ WWAHD? (What would a Hobbit do?)

02-02-2002, 12:56 AM	#27
Maltagaerion Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 60	By the way...Nevtelluma was what I got when I put 'Orc Cleaver' in the Elvish name generator. __________________ Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks

02-02-2002, 07:09 AM	#28
Fenrir Wight Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Nevrast Posts: 103	Fluffy or Flossy. If I had a sword and a matching dagger that's what I'd call them. Seriously? Angruin __________________ Fearlessness is better than a faint-heart for any man who puts his nose out of doors. The length of my life and the day of my death were fated long ago.

02-02-2002, 12:12 PM	#29
Jjudvven Wight Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Land to the West Posts: 154	Fluffy? Flossy? That is weird... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ "I don't know all of you as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve."

02-02-2002, 12:22 PM	#30
Frahhamn Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 22	consider the source. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ AAAA!!! DON'T RATE ME DOWN!!!! :( RATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----Frahhamn's Dungeon ----Email Frahhamn ---- tlotr @ ezboard

02-02-2002, 02:37 PM	#31
Perethil Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Istanbul, Turkey Posts: 21	id name it Mr Pink (see reservoir dogs)

02-02-2002, 03:55 PM	#32
Mayla Took Wight Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Shire Posts: 152	Hummm....I did like the "Bob-" suggestion! Lol! How about..."Pointie" or "Staby"! Or maybe "The Shinny Silver Slicer"?? __________________ Good Things Come in Small Packages. (And don't you forget it!) Pippin:"What is that?!?" Merry:"This, my friend, is a pint!" Pippin:"It comes in PINTS?!?....I'm getting one!" "Don't let your heads get too big for your hats! But if you don't finish growing up soon, you are going to find hats and clothes expensive." Bilbo to Merry and Pippin "Fool of a Took! This is a serious journey, not a hobbit walking-party. Throw yourself in next time, and then you will be no further nuisance. Now be quiet!" Gandalf to Pippin in Moria E-mail me at mailto:ThirdAgeHobbit@hotmail.comThirdAgeHobbit@hotmail.com</A> Oh, and please rate me. THANKS!

02-02-2002, 04:26 PM	#33
Frahhamn Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 22	haw haw!! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] hey guys! visit my board. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] i need members... and posts... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ AAAA!!! DON'T RATE ME DOWN!!!! :( RATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----Frahhamn's Dungeon ----Email Frahhamn ---- tlotr @ ezboard

02-02-2002, 04:45 PM	#34
Lostgaeriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto the Good Posts: 477	Well, for my work in the garment trade, I'm going to need 3 swords: Alagdeloth: Paper Scissors (for pattern-making when the CAD system crashes) Bragolmereth: Fabric Cleaver Sirithlithion: Pinking Shears (used only for fabric swatches on story boards!) They sound so elegant in Elvish. [ February 02, 2002: Message edited by: Lostgaeriel ] __________________ Elen síla lúmenn’ omentielvo, a star shines on the hour of our meeting.

02-02-2002, 04:47 PM	#35
Jjudvven Wight Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Land to the West Posts: 154	Those are pretty good. But Bob the Idiot-Chopper was probably the best. __________________ "I don't know all of you as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve."

02-02-2002, 10:33 PM	#37
Nuinrog Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Duloth-Arvanthand Posts: 12	Now I need a name. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

06-25-2009, 05:27 AM	#40
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Hmmm... No matter what I named my sword it would be called 'Hunny' anyways. I can imagine the scenario now.. Does cool spinny thing with sword "Alright Hunny, let's do this!" >_< __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave