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05-22-2013, 07:05 PM | #1 |
Cryptic Aura
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Everything wrong with AUJ in four minutes or less
I wasn't sure if I should put this here or in Mirth, since it is funny but not a game.
Enjoy! Everything Wrong with The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey in four minutes or less
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05-22-2013, 08:43 PM | #2 |
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So now I can slag the movie without actually sitting through the whole thing? Outstanding!
Just those few glimpses of Radagast gave me shudders, and the way his eyes rolled in his head does give one the impression that he's maybe a little too well-versed on "herbs".
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Yet, when I saw Charlie Ross do his one man Lord of the Rings at the Return of the Ring conference last summer--which was a presentation of the three books in one hour--the condensing of the story actually had the opposite affect. It rendered us far more entertained by and in love with the original. Granted he didn't have negative voice overs or critical summation, but it is intriguing how the effect can be so various.
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05-26-2013, 10:22 AM | #4 |
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Me too, much as I love dwarves - I'm far from happy with PJ's dwarves anyway. The first 43 minutes are approximately until they meet the trolls, after which I didn't like the film any more.
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07-31-2013, 12:16 AM | #5 |
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Haha love these sort of things! (although I'm never the one to find them...)
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01-08-2014, 11:05 AM | #6 |
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They did all the LOTR movies too. Please ignore the fact that they always mispronounce the names.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLoobrbKepE Fellowship http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cgDVFBCiuw Two Towers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQyn4AkkGHg ROTK Keep in mind, they don't care what happened in the book, it only matters if it was explained in the movie, because they know that not everyone in the audience will have read the novel.
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He says it takes 43 minutes for the actual film to begin. Those were actually the best minutes in the entire film.
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05-23-2013, 11:21 AM | #8 |
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Although I saw 'n' enjoyed this video when I came across it a few weeks ago, I have to say that in my opinion it takes roughly two hours and forty minutes to fully appreciate everything which is wrong with "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey".
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05-23-2013, 09:13 PM | #9 |
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I agree. The most wrong thing in the movie is that it has to take 2h 40min.
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