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09-21-2012, 01:45 AM | #1 |
Haunting Spirit
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A new anti-Tolkien critique
This is an apparently comical (though serious in intent) "takedown" of Tolkien. Why anyone feels the need to write an entire ebook taking Tolkien down is beyond me but each to their own. As I can't access it (it's a kindle ebook), it'd be cool if someone downloaded it, read it and posted their thoughts here. I'd be keen to know what he says.
How Tolkien Sucks ***quite by accident I posted this in the wrong forum, I was obviously aiming for "The Books" section. Be great if this could be moved over, thanks. |
09-21-2012, 03:55 AM | #2 |
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Your wish is my command...
I have a train journey today I will read, digest and report later ... it is only 35 pages but you do wonder what market he is aiming at.. laters..
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09-21-2012, 04:19 AM | #3 |
Pilgrim Soul
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Right have finished it..save your seventy seven pences. He hates Tolkien, he hates the history, the geography, the languages, the songs, makes various factual errors, claim you can't tell who is speaking when virtually every character has their own ideolect. Basically he hates middle earth and just wants an action movie. Seemingly involving drunken Lesbian gunslingers.
Draw your own conclusions. It is just a smart alecky rant.
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09-21-2012, 05:44 AM | #4 |
Gruesome Spectre
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I don't have access to a Kindle either, so thanks for biting the bullet there, Mith. Does that guy think he's the only person in the world to ever dislike Tolkien's works? Sounds like a total waste of time.
Don't give PJ any ideas!
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09-21-2012, 11:23 AM | #5 |
Loremaster of Annúminas
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What sort of person can be moved to compose 35 pages just to prove to the world he's a sloped-forehead retard? This is the sort of 'argumentation' we remember from the high school dunderhead who called everything beyond the tiny reach of his comprehension "stoopid."
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09-22-2012, 12:28 PM | #6 |
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I do have a Kindle, but I don't really feel like throwing myself on an Orc-spear in the name of research. (Thank you Mithalwen for saving us all the pain.)
I do wonder at times about people like this. They think that deconstructing everything they encounter somehow makes them superior to the rest of us. In reality, it shows them for the "sloped-forehead retard" (very apt description) they are.
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