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Old 01-28-2011, 09:44 AM   #1
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Thumbs up What they won't say (Silmarilion version)

Since we have a LOTR version, we can have Silmarilion one.

To start:

(Hurin is brought before Morgoth)

Morgoth: Will you tell me where Gondolin is?

Hurin: No...

Morgoth: Fine.Your wife and children.They shall die terribly. At least, while they're in Middle-Earth...

Hurin: Very well...

Morgoth: *suspicious* What?

Hurin: Nothing...it's just that you said 'in Middle Earth...' *doubles over laughing*

Morgoth: Oh, crap...

(Meanwhille)

Turin/Nienor/Lalaith/Morwen: Heigh ho, heigh ho, off to Aman we go...
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Old 01-28-2011, 12:35 PM   #2
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Turin/Nienor/Lalaith/Morwen: Heigh ho, heigh ho, off to Aman we go...
Eru: No you don't!
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Old 01-28-2011, 12:59 PM   #3
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Urwen: You forgot that I am Eru. And I say: we go!

Turin/Nienor/Lalaith/Morwen: *resume their march towards havens of Sirion* Aman, here we come!

//Plus, this is 'what they won't say' thread, so let's stay on topic, please...//

Which reminds me:

Hurin: *limping* King Thingol, where are my wife and children?

Thingol: Your wife died from whipping. As for your children...they left for Aman a year ago. They wore these cloaks. a young girl was leading them last time my spies saw them.

Hurin: *raises head towards the sky* She's alive? She's alive! Thank the Valar! Eru, you did the right thing!

Thingol: *raises an eyebrow*

Hurin: I'm so happy! I'm gonna kill myself! Here's Nauglamir, as a token of my appreciation! Now, where's Belegaer?

Thingol: East of here...

Hurin: Thanks. I'm in your debt. I have a little water to find now, to kill myself and be with my wife! Goodbye! *skips away*

Mablung: *shakes head* He is high...

Thingol: Must be blood pressure.. let's go back. He'll die soon anyway...
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