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Galadriel55 Mordor Transportation 11-07-2010, 02:02 PM
Pitchwife Trolls Royce (quite obviously) 11-07-2010, 02:44 PM
Inziladun An Orcs's conveyance of... 11-07-2010, 03:19 PM
Nogrod The backbone of the public... 11-07-2010, 03:56 PM
Blind Guardian Orc Waggons? 11-07-2010, 07:10 PM
Galadriel55 I was going through some... 05-17-2017, 06:37 AM
Galadriel55 How about orcomobiles?
BMW... 11-23-2010, 03:32 PM
Galadriel55 Mazgulda: the Nazgul Mazda!!! 12-16-2010, 10:00 PM
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11-07-2010, 02:02 PM | #1 |
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Mordor Transportation
Inspired by the Chatau d' Mordor thread about orc restaurants, I thought of this one - list the possible means of transportation of orcs of the 7th age. I'll start off with this:
Morcedes Lamborcgini Orcsvagon Torcyota Dorcge Morcubishi Feel free to include troll, Nazgul, Balrog ("wings" not acceptable since it's still a question), or any other evil creature transportation as well!
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Trolls Royce (quite obviously)
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11-07-2010, 03:19 PM | #3 |
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An Orcs's conveyance of choice could only have been a Jaguawarg
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11-07-2010, 03:56 PM | #4 |
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The backbone of the public transport would naturally be the masses of trolleybuses and -coaches.
And let's not forget the overpriced train-line AnthrakX for the well off - and Greywarg buses for the middle class.
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Orc Waggons?
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11-08-2010, 06:48 AM | #6 |
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Volkswagon - orcswagon
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I was going through some abandoned Mirth threads to cheer me up. Remembered one of my own. Thought a post above was absolutely brilliant and was going to rep it, but turns out I did already all those years ago. Consistency is key. But I would rep it again.
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The Metromoriatan system, also known as "the Underground", would complement the ground level public transportation.
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Can we still rep posts? I've tried recently but couldn't. Maybe it's just my phone that won't let me?
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How about orcomobiles?
BMW - Best Maneuver Wargs
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