Confessions From Helm's Deep

[Gil-Galad]

This game is a mix between an idea i had and a improv game that i played, it is a basic game which i hope to explain

it consists of two sentences, first sentence explains the last one (posted by a preivious downer) then the second one moves it along by making it worse

The first setence begins with "So" and the second sentence begins with "Well"

Example:

So I lost Gimli's axe because i was throwing it into the water to catch fish

Well, i ended up disturbing the watcher in the water

then the next downer replies in this sense:

So The Watcher didn't like axes being thrown at it and explained it to me why

Well, i decided to throw rocks into the water instead then


slowly, the story can keep going, it is like Unfortunately/Fortunately, story-wise, also try to keep it vaguely tolkien-eqsue

so if there isn't any questions, i'll start it off

So i decided to Visit the coronation of Aragorn and give him a Apple pie i baked for him

Well, it turns out he was allergic to Apple pie

[The Sixth Wizard]

So, King Elessar is allergic to apple pie and broke out in hives

Well, the hives made Arwen not want to kiss him and they never got married legally!

[Gil-Galad]

Originally Posted by The Sixth Wizard

So, King Elessar is allergic to apple pie and broke out in hives

Well, the hives made Arwen not want to kiss him and they never got married legally!

So, With Arwen not being married to Aragorn, Legolas thought he can woo Arwen

Well, Arwen was already in love in Gimli and loved no other

[Morwen]

So, Arwen wrote Gimli a letter to tell him how she felt

Well, Legolas got a hold of the letter and decided to challenge Gimli to a duel

[Boromir88]

So, Gimli destroyed (literally) Legolas and won the duel.
Well, Arwen didn't want someone manlier than her so she lost interest in marrying Gimli.

[Morwen]

So meanwhile Aragorn was looking around for suitable bride

Well, the Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain sent an embassy proposing that he marry Hanin, daughter of Dain

[Kuruharan]

So, Gimli remained true to the hairs of Galadriel.

Well, he had Arwen thrown into debtors prison.

[Gil-Galad]

So, while in debtors prsion, Arwen discovered the 2 blue wizards who were forgotten in that very same prison

Well, they offered their support in exchange for food water and a hawaiian shirt

[The Sixth Wizard]

So, Arwen asked them what was with the Hawaiian shirt...

Well, it turns out they needed it for a strange ritual involving the hyper-real, darkness as an entity and women with grass skirts!

[Morwen]

So Arwen was a little freaked out by that explanation.

Well she decided to write to her brothers and see if they could help her instead.

[yavanna II]

So Elladan and Elrohir weren't at home at the moment

Well Arwen got desperate, she pretended to be Luthien and sang to Mandos