Ask a stupid question - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Naria · 07-25-2006, 11:41 PM

Well since things are a little slow(for now). I thought of a game for everyone to pass the time. This is a game where you ask a stupid LOTR related question and get a possibly stupider answer back. Okay? Here we go.....

First person: Why did Gollum where a loin cloth?

Second person: Loin cloths?! Why they are all the rage in the cave scene, of course.

I'll start you off!

Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way?

Valier · 07-25-2006, 11:50 PM

I'll give it a go....

Q: Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way?

A: Because someone convinced them, that walking makes you grow.

If I get this right I go on with the next question?

Why was Boromir, named Boromir?

Glirdan · 07-26-2006, 07:51 AM

Valier, I think it works like the "Be Careful What You Wish For..." thread. So you give a whacky answer and then give us a whacky question to give a whacky answer and so on so forth.

So here's my whacky answer!

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Q: Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way?

A: Because Denethor liked r's. Boromir, Faramir.

Q: Why did the Ents go to war?

Beanamir of Gondor · 07-26-2006, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Glirdan

Q: Why did the Ents go to war?

A: To show off their new combat uniforms, of course!

Which credit cards do they accept at the Gap of Rohan ?

Naria · 07-26-2006, 10:53 AM

Bean, your question has got to be a little more lotr related than that. Only the answer can be that "far out"

. I think that is what makes this game really funny and fun. It could be a question that you've always wanted to ask or just a silly question, but obviously one isn't going to get the answer that they are looking for. I probably should have named the thread "give a stupid answer"

ahh well.

If you don't mind Bean I'll ask another question.

What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself)

Valier · 07-26-2006, 11:01 AM

Q:What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself)

A: Like Turkey on Rye, of course!

Q: Why does Gollum hate/Love the One Ring?

10-05-2006, 05:31 AM

Why are you guys asking stupid questions.
Answer- You have to much time on your hands.

Volo · 10-05-2006, 06:27 AM

OrcLeaderalpha, I suggest you read the first post of thread before you post yourself.

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Originally Posted by doom_hammer

Q: why didnt frodo keep the ring???

A: The tax on magical rings was going up.

Q: Why didn't Galadriel turn Gimli into a rat?

Farael · 10-05-2006, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Volo

Q: Why didn't Galadriel turn Gimli into a rat?

Disclaimer: This only applies to movie-Gimli
A:Because not even rats would accept a plot-line that includes them burping.

Q: How long is the Straight Road?

elronds_daughter · 10-05-2006, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Farael

Q: How long is the Straight Road?

A: Not very. But it's really wide.

Q: What kind of elf was Legolas?

Rikae · 10-05-2006, 03:31 PM

Q: What kind of elf was Legolas?

Homo Elvis Heartthrobius

Q: What kind of dwarf was Gimli?

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-22-2006, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Q: Is Pippin stupid?

A - No. In his own words: "I'm not stupid! I'm just big boned!"

Q - Who was taller, Sauron or The Witch King?

Rikae · 10-22-2006, 11:06 AM

Q - Who was taller, Sauron or The Witch King?
The Witch King. Sauron was actually two hobbits, one standing on the other's shoulders.

Q -Why didn't Smeagol's grandmother already know how to suck eggses?

The Elf-warrior · 10-26-2006, 03:34 PM

Q -Why didn't Smeagol's grandmother already know how to suck eggses?

A: Because she thought raw eggs were disgusting.

Q: Why did the Witch-King have eyes at Pelennor Fields even though the rest of him was invisible?

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-26-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

Q: Why did the Witch-King have eyes at Pelennor Fields even though the rest of him was invisible?

He'd just had Laser eye surgery.

Q - What did Gandalf hope to do by standing on the Bridge of Kazad Dum?

Rikae · 11-02-2006, 10:15 PM

Q - What did Gandalf hope to do by standing on the Bridge of Kazad Dum?

A - Take advantage of a great photo op for the "Wizards of the Fourth Age" yearbook.

Q -Why did Sauron do his jewelry-making in a volcano?

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2007, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Q: Why did Celebrían really leave Middle-earth?

A - He'd left the iron on.

Q - If Melkor liked the dark so much, why did he steal the Silmarills?

The Might · 01-03-2007, 09:19 AM

Because he needed them to complete his Silmarilli pie recipe he had gotten from Thuringwethil

Do Gondorian women find the Woses attractive ?

High King Fingolfin · 01-03-2007, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by The Might
Do Gondorian women find the Woses attractive ?

A - Only when they've had a very bad day.

Q - What is Gimli's favorite movie?

The Might · 01-03-2007, 01:44 PM

The Moria Chainsaw Massacre

Why didn't Elrond go to battle during the War of the Ring ?

Volo · 01-03-2007, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Might, the

Q: Why didn't Elrond go to battle during the War of the Ring ?

A: Actually he did, you can even see him riding a Winged Beast in the movie. And it was in fact Elrond who had the real One Ring with him. Do you really think that Elrond could trust Frodo enough to deal with such a mission, while he, Agent 700, was alive and well?

Q: How did Agent 700 succeed in his mission?

07-25-2006, 11:41 PM	#1
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Ask a stupid question Well since things are a little slow(for now). I thought of a game for everyone to pass the time. This is a game where you ask a stupid LOTR related question and get a possibly stupider answer back. Okay? Here we go..... First person: Why did Gollum where a loin cloth? Second person: Loin cloths?! Why they are all the rage in the cave scene, of course. I'll start you off! Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way? __________________ MONEY Anyone who says it doesn't buy happiness.....is probably broke.

07-25-2006, 11:50 PM	#2
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	I'll give it a go.... Q: Why didn't Sam and Frodo just get an Eagle to ride to Mordor instead of walking all of that way? A: Because someone convinced them, that walking makes you grow. If I get this right I go on with the next question? Why was Boromir, named Boromir? __________________ grand return?........

07-26-2006, 10:53 AM	#5
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Bean, your question has got to be a little more lotr related than that. Only the answer can be that "far out" . I think that is what makes this game really funny and fun. It could be a question that you've always wanted to ask or just a silly question, but obviously one isn't going to get the answer that they are looking for. I probably should have named the thread "give a stupid answer" ahh well. If you don't mind Bean I'll ask another question. What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself) __________________ MONEY Anyone who says it doesn't buy happiness.....is probably broke. Last edited by Naria; 07-28-2006 at 12:31 PM.

07-26-2006, 11:01 AM	#6
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Q:What do Lembas taste like?(always wondered that one myself) A: Like Turkey on Rye, of course! Q: Why does Gollum hate/Love the One Ring? __________________ grand return?........

10-05-2006, 05:31 AM	#7
OrcLeaderalpha Guest Posts: n/a	Stupid Question. Why are you guys asking stupid questions. Answer- You have to much time on your hands.

10-05-2006, 03:31 PM	#11
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Q: What kind of elf was Legolas? Homo Elvis Heartthrobius Q: What kind of dwarf was Gimli?

10-22-2006, 11:06 AM	#13
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Q - Who was taller, Sauron or The Witch King? The Witch King. Sauron was actually two hobbits, one standing on the other's shoulders. Q -Why didn't Smeagol's grandmother already know how to suck eggses?

10-26-2006, 03:34 PM	#14
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Q -Why didn't Smeagol's grandmother already know how to suck eggses? A: Because she thought raw eggs were disgusting. Q: Why did the Witch-King have eyes at Pelennor Fields even though the rest of him was invisible? __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-02-2006, 10:15 PM	#16
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Q - What did Gandalf hope to do by standing on the Bridge of Kazad Dum? A - Take advantage of a great photo op for the "Wizards of the Fourth Age" yearbook. Q -Why did Sauron do his jewelry-making in a volcano?

01-03-2007, 09:19 AM	#18
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Because he needed them to complete his Silmarilli pie recipe he had gotten from Thuringwethil Do Gondorian women find the Woses attractive ? __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-03-2007, 01:44 PM	#20
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	The Moria Chainsaw Massacre Why didn't Elrond go to battle during the War of the Ring ? __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown