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Morsul the Dark · 07-21-2004, 08:18 PM

alright I searched for this and nothing came up so kind of TV Shows would ME have?

ME Fear Factor

Host: Alright your first challenge you will have to wear the one ring four 3 minutes withoutr getting corrupted we have randomly seledcted the order and Gollum your first.

Gollum: Precious yes
Smeagal: No ring doesn't hurt us ring is nice
Gollum: Kill them all them we takesw the prize

Smeagal but the host he watches us he knows his eyes always watching
Gollum: Then we stabs them out.
Smeagal no no!

Host: time's up next contestant.

and so on

Sapphire_Flame · 07-21-2004, 10:08 PM

I have no doubt that Survivor would carry over into Middle-earth. How about Survivor: Mordor? Or, Survivor: Moria? Or Survivor: Angmar? The possibilities are endless!

Or how about The Amazing Race? ...oh, wait, they kinda already did that, huh?

Abedithon le,

~*~Aranel~*~

Tuor of Gondolin · 07-22-2004, 11:17 AM

I really shouldn't participate in this thread since I detest "reality" shows. It's hard to say which has less to do with reality: reality shows or Fox News. But.....

Okay, Survivor Cuivienen:

A time machine transports 10 people to Cuivienen after elves have left it (but Inland Sea of Helcar, etc. are intact).
Survivors are Smeagol, Bilbo, Celegorm, Ar-Pharazon, Morwen, Aragorn, Eowyn,
Queen Beruthiel, Eorl the Young, Quickbeam, Shagrat, and Durin VI. Will they cooperate, form alliances, do a walkabout around the Inland Sea???
(Tom Bombadil is referee).

They're voted off by highspeed internet connections to late Third Age sentient peoples (good or evil).

And the first one voted off is.......Ar-Pharazon. He has such an attitude problem!

Morsul the Dark · 07-22-2004, 11:22 AM

i detest reality shows as well howeveryou can name different types of Game shows you'd see as well

Like Hobbiton Squares

Mithalwen · 07-22-2004, 11:47 AM

You mean the whole Fellowship of the ring saga wasn't a series of survivor?

Mithalwen · 07-22-2004, 12:05 PM

this is going to be a bit mean but ther e is a morbidly fascinating US show being screened here (UK) at the moment called Average Joe (more or less beauty and the beast) and maybe it is what Elrond would subject Arwen to in order to persuade her that dating cute Elf boys would be a good idea...

"Arwen Undomiel, you are deemed the fairest maid in this age of the world, you are related to all the top people in Middle Earth and anyone who isn't heir to two kingdoms doesn't really figured on your radar til now...... It is time for you to meet some "Average Joes ...we have Bob the Balrog...... he's a warm guy - if you aren't scared of his whip, Nigel the Nazgul - you will find he is not so faceless when you get to know him but slip him some Listerine for the death breath...
Tim the Troll...a strong guy - will he be stone hearted ? ( NB Tim can't do lunch dates unless the restaurant is very dimly lit...) Oh I could go on for ever but I won't ....I guess you can filll in Orc and Hobbit, Dwarf and other unlikely combos....

07-21-2004, 08:18 PM	#1
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	ME Reality Shows alright I searched for this and nothing came up so kind of TV Shows would ME have? ME Fear Factor Host: Alright your first challenge you will have to wear the one ring four 3 minutes withoutr getting corrupted we have randomly seledcted the order and Gollum your first. Gollum: Precious yes Smeagal: No ring doesn't hurt us ring is nice Gollum: Kill them all them we takesw the prize Smeagal but the host he watches us he knows his eyes always watching Gollum: Then we stabs them out. Smeagal no no! Host: time's up next contestant. and so on __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-21-2004, 10:08 PM	#2
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	The reality series that never ends! I have no doubt that Survivor would carry over into Middle-earth. How about Survivor: Mordor? Or, Survivor: Moria? Or Survivor: Angmar? The possibilities are endless! Or how about The Amazing Race? ...oh, wait, they kinda already did that, huh? Abedithon le, ~~Aranel~~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

07-22-2004, 11:22 AM	#4
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	i detest reality shows as well howeveryou can name different types of Game shows you'd see as well Like Hobbiton Squares __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-22-2004, 11:47 AM	#5
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	You mean the whole Fellowship of the ring saga wasn't a series of survivor? __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-22-2004, 12:05 PM	#6
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	this is going to be a bit mean but ther e is a morbidly fascinating US show being screened here (UK) at the moment called Average Joe (more or less beauty and the beast) and maybe it is what Elrond would subject Arwen to in order to persuade her that dating cute Elf boys would be a good idea... "Arwen Undomiel, you are deemed the fairest maid in this age of the world, you are related to all the top people in Middle Earth and anyone who isn't heir to two kingdoms doesn't really figured on your radar til now...... It is time for you to meet some "Average Joes ...we have Bob the Balrog...... he's a warm guy - if you aren't scared of his whip, Nigel the Nazgul - you will find he is not so faceless when you get to know him but slip him some Listerine for the death breath... Tim the Troll...a strong guy - will he be stone hearted ? ( NB Tim can't do lunch dates unless the restaurant is very dimly lit...) Oh I could go on for ever but I won't ....I guess you can filll in Orc and Hobbit, Dwarf and other unlikely combos.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 07-22-2004 at 12:07 PM. Reason: word omitted

07-22-2004, 11:17 AM	#3
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	I really shouldn't participate in this thread since I detest "reality" shows. It's hard to say which has less to do with reality: reality shows or Fox News. But..... Okay, Survivor Cuivienen: A time machine transports 10 people to Cuivienen after elves have left it (but Inland Sea of Helcar, etc. are intact). Survivors are Smeagol, Bilbo, Celegorm, Ar-Pharazon, Morwen, Aragorn, Eowyn, Queen Beruthiel, Eorl the Young, Quickbeam, Shagrat, and Durin VI. Will they cooperate, form alliances, do a walkabout around the Inland Sea??? (Tom Bombadil is referee). They're voted off by highspeed internet connections to late Third Age sentient peoples (good or evil). And the first one voted off is.......Ar-Pharazon. He has such an attitude problem!