101 "101 things" Barrowdowers would create - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-05-2004, 12:11 AM

There has been an outgrowth of "101 things" threads in the Mirth world. They're fun. Unfortunately, I was in a weird mood last Friday, and was concurrently thinking of B-W's "Best 'Best' Thread." Hey! There's an idea!

That idea is to create a list of what new lists us Barrowdowners might contrive. I'll start, I guess.

~ 101 things Barrowdowners might almost posted but didn't on second thought.

~ 101 things Barrowdowners actually posted, but deleted on second thought.

~ 101 signs a Barrowdowner is stalking you.

~ 101 signs you have a crush on Sharkû - my sister Lhunardawen, on a shocking correspondence, revealed she had.

~ 101 things Denethor might do to a Trident-II D5 missile - hey, I must include one thing that involves a big explosion.

Having done my list, I pass the burden on to you. The thread is yours, guys.

This isn't the Quiz Room.

*sigh* Right.

Evisse the Blue · 07-05-2004, 02:38 AM

- 101 dumb personal titles a Barrow Downer would never come up with.

- 101 costumes a BD-er might wear to a Halloween party

- 101 ways to close down a thread - by the Barrow Wight

- 101 things the Balrog would say if he had been given dialogue

- 101 things the Ring would say if it had been given dialogue.

HerenIstarion · 07-05-2004, 04:28 AM

101 Dances Gollum would have liked to dance in the Sammath Naur

101 Tango tunes to form a 'blind dancing Gollum-in-a-Ferrari' soundtrack, if only RoTK was filmed by Martin Brest

Osse · 07-05-2004, 06:29 AM

ROFL!!!

-101 things a Barrow-Downer would argue about before realizing that they were wrong...

-101 things a Barrow-Downer would argue about before realizing that they actually agreed with the opponent and hadn't noticed yet...

ElenCala Isil · 07-05-2004, 09:36 AM

-101 things that could have happened when Gandalf flung himself from Orthanc

-101 ways to screw up Lembas bread

-101 reasons why Saruman ended up with a Techni-Colour Dream Coat™

-101 things you'll sorely miss after giving Denethor a flame thrower

-101 reasons why baths and Aragorn don't bode well together

-101 things Frodo and Sam would think if the eagles never came

-101 different ways to scare Bob the balrog

-101 locations/situations for Frodo to dance his Funky Chicken dance

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Right.. I'm done now. ^^

symestreem · 07-05-2004, 12:07 PM

~101 things to do with hobbit feet
~101 ways to stalk another BDer
~101 things you've given up for the BD

Himhenwen · 07-06-2004, 02:24 PM

How about...
-101 reasons why the Green Dragon has the best beer.
-101 reasons why Frodo should have killed Smeagol when he had the chance.

Evisse the Blue · 07-06-2004, 02:50 PM

LOL to all!

Quote:

~101 signs Russian is replacing English as the standard Barrowdowns language.

I knew I had to learn Russian soon!

- 101 ways to recommend BD to a friend
- 101 ways to advertise your BD identity
- 101 ways to tell you've been spending to much time on the BD
- 101 weird LOTR crossovers
- 101 Middle Earth recipes - this could be turned into a cookery book and find someone to publish it
- 101 Middle Earth inspired pet names ('precious' would be no 1 on that list).

Araréiel · 07-06-2004, 03:59 PM

101 reasons Wargs make great pets
101 ways to lose weight-the Elf way!!
101 reasons Aragorn should have married Eowyn (I don't think that though!)

Nirvana II · 07-07-2004, 12:44 PM

101 reasons not to have this thread

101 worst looking orcs

The Only Real Estel · 07-07-2004, 05:20 PM

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101 reasons not to have this thread

That reminded me of another one:

101 reasons to have this thread

Maeggaladiel · 07-11-2004, 11:03 PM

These are great, you guys!!
~101 Things a BDer Wouldn't Want to Hear in the Emergency Room (EX- "Is it scrunchably crunchable?")
~101 Things to do with a Life Sized Model of a Wraith
~101 Reasons Why Gandalf Should Run for President
~101 Ways to Kill an Orc
~101 Reasons Why BDers do NOT Need to Get a Life
~101 Things Wraiths Do in their Free Time
~101 "101 things" Barrowdowners would create

heh heh.
~101 Ways to Sign Your Post
Maeg
MaEgGaLaDiEl
Maeggaladiel
Maeggaladiel of the Four Eyes
MAEG!
I'll stop now.

07-05-2004, 12:11 AM	#1
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	101 "101 things" Barrowdowers would create There has been an outgrowth of "101 things" threads in the Mirth world. They're fun. Unfortunately, I was in a weird mood last Friday, and was concurrently thinking of B-W's "Best 'Best' Thread." Hey! There's an idea! That idea is to create a list of what new lists us Barrowdowners might contrive. I'll start, I guess. ~ 101 things Barrowdowners might almost posted but didn't on second thought. ~ 101 things Barrowdowners actually posted, but deleted on second thought. ~ 101 signs a Barrowdowner is stalking you. ~ 101 signs you have a crush on Sharkû - my sister Lhunardawen, on a shocking correspondence, revealed she had. ~ 101 things Denethor might do to a Trident-II D5 missile - hey, I must include one thing that involves a big explosion. Having done my list, I pass the burden on to you. The thread is yours, guys. This isn't the Quiz Room. sigh Right. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-05-2004, 02:38 AM	#2
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	- 101 dumb personal titles a Barrow Downer would never come up with. - 101 costumes a BD-er might wear to a Halloween party - 101 ways to close down a thread - by the Barrow Wight - 101 things the Balrog would say if he had been given dialogue - 101 things the Ring would say if it had been given dialogue. __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

07-05-2004, 04:28 AM	#3
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	101 Dances Gollum would have liked to dance in the Sammath Naur 101 Tango tunes to form a 'blind dancing Gollum-in-a-Ferrari' soundtrack, if only RoTK was filmed by Martin Brest __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

07-05-2004, 06:29 AM	#4
Osse Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The Encircling Sea, deciding which ship to ruin next...could be yours. Posts: 274	ROFL!!! -101 things a Barrow-Downer would argue about before realizing that they were wrong... -101 things a Barrow-Downer would argue about before realizing that they actually agreed with the opponent and hadn't noticed yet... __________________ 'A thinking tyrant, it seemed to Vetinari, had a much harder job than a ruler raised to power by some idiot system like democracy. At least HE could tell the people he was THEIR fault.'

07-05-2004, 09:36 AM	#5
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	-101 things that could have happened when Gandalf flung himself from Orthanc -101 ways to screw up Lembas bread -101 reasons why Saruman ended up with a Techni-Colour Dream Coat™ -101 things you'll sorely miss after giving Denethor a flame thrower -101 reasons why baths and Aragorn don't bode well together -101 things Frodo and Sam would think if the eagles never came -101 different ways to scare Bob the balrog -101 locations/situations for Frodo to dance his Funky Chicken dance __________________ Right.. I'm done now. ^^ __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

07-05-2004, 12:07 PM	#6
symestreem Face in the Water Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 728	~101 things to do with hobbit feet ~101 ways to stalk another BDer ~101 things you've given up for the BD

07-06-2004, 02:24 PM	#7
Himhenwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: far far across the glassy sea in the Grey Havens Posts: 16	How about... -101 reasons why the Green Dragon has the best beer. -101 reasons why Frodo should have killed Smeagol when he had the chance. __________________ Himhenwen

07-06-2004, 03:59 PM	#9
Araréiel Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 92	101 reasons Wargs make great pets 101 ways to lose weight-the Elf way!! 101 reasons Aragorn should have married Eowyn (I don't think that though!)

07-07-2004, 12:44 PM	#10
Nirvana II Wight Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: The Yellow Submarine....sandwich Posts: 207	101 reasons not to have this thread 101 worst looking orcs __________________ Это - российская вещь, Вы не поняли бы. Вы - пончик желе! Я оказался снова. Частное сообщение меня, если Вы понимаете.

07-11-2004, 11:03 PM	#12
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	These are great, you guys!! ~101 Things a BDer Wouldn't Want to Hear in the Emergency Room (EX- "Is it scrunchably crunchable?") ~101 Things to do with a Life Sized Model of a Wraith ~101 Reasons Why Gandalf Should Run for President ~101 Ways to Kill an Orc ~101 Reasons Why BDers do NOT Need to Get a Life ~101 Things Wraiths Do in their Free Time ~101 "101 things" Barrowdowners would create heh heh. ~101 Ways to Sign Your Post Maeg MaEgGaLaDiEl Maeggaladiel Maeggaladiel of the Four Eyes MAEG! I'll stop now. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.