Crazy Captions - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Airehiriel · 02-28-2003, 09:10 AM

I love the crazy captions page, but it was getting pretty long to open up, and took forever to process! Here we may continue.

*I just want to add this for those who want to post a picture but don't know how. (That means if you ask later on how to post a picture, everyone will snicker, and think you lazy for not reading this part!!) I am telling you how I do it on an IBM type computer. Don't know how it works for Macintosh. If you do, let me know and I shall include that here.

**PARDON THE INTERRUPTION as far as I know the picture you want to put on has to be located online somewhere. It's got to have a web address. I don't know how to use a picture that is located on your own hard drive. If someone does know how to do that, it would be much appreciated if you would PM and let me know so I can include it here. Thanks** Find the picture you want, right click on that picture, go to the bottom of the box where it says Properties. A properties box will pop up. In the middle of the box will be a part that says "Address:" with (URL) underneath. Highlight the address that is indicated, right click on that, choose copy. Then come here and click on Reply. Underneath the message box you will see "Instant UBB Code" The one on the bottom right should say IMAGE. Click on that. Another little box will pop up with a place for you to put the address. Click on the white space, than right click, hit paste and your address should be put in it. After that, add what every you are going to say, then hit Post! That should work, but if it doesn't you can PM me and I'll try to help.*

NEXT PICTURE!

Gandalf: My, Legolas, when you said you wanted a change, I didn't realize it would this drastic!

[ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

***Mister Underhill*** · 02-28-2003, 09:50 AM

Don Corleone makes Gandalf "an offer he can't refuse".

Diamond18 · 02-28-2003, 10:31 AM

Gandalf: "And then, what do you think that fool Hobbit did? He threw a stone down the well! Just threw it down, no reason at all, that Fool of a Took. And don't even get me started on that boneheaded Balrog, who suddenly just forgot that he has wings, kind of like that one episode of Looney Toones when Daffy kept falling over and over, and Bugs said, 'I wonder if that dumb duck remembers he can fly'. It was kind of like that, and all the time, I was thinking, 'Imbeciles! I'm surrounded by imbeciles!'"

Shadowfax, "Uh-huh...yeah...whatever..."

***Mister Underhill*** · 02-28-2003, 10:43 AM

In a memorable moment from The Two Towers: The Musical, Gandalf and Shadowfax deliver a rousing duet of "Up Where We Belong".

Rimbaud · 02-28-2003, 11:15 AM

It looks like they are trading hair-styling tips.

***Mister Underhill*** · 02-28-2003, 11:21 AM

Gandalf tries the old "pull my finger" gag on an unsuspecting Shadowfax.

Airehiriel · 02-28-2003, 12:31 PM

Airehiriel · 02-28-2003, 12:32 PM

The movie poster for Merry and Pippin's Excellent Edventure. Due out this fall.

eleanor_niphredil · 02-28-2003, 12:38 PM

Merry: pst, dont look now, but someone seems to have nicked off with half our hair!

Lyra Greenleaf · 02-28-2003, 01:27 PM

Merry: I'm tough. I can handle anything. Bring on the Orcs
Pippin: Mmmm...mushrooms

Gorwingel · 02-28-2003, 02:29 PM

Merry and Pippin sit their parents down to tell them why they have been gone for the last 8 months.

Diamond18 · 02-28-2003, 03:26 PM

Imagine the shame and degradation of the dying Orc whose last sight in life is that of his killers.

"Killed by halflings! The recruiters never said it would end like this!"

Meela · 02-28-2003, 03:31 PM

"Pippin, did you put glue on those mushrooms?
Can't... move... lips..."

Rumil · 02-28-2003, 03:49 PM

In the house of Tim Benzedrine !

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-28-2003, 07:56 PM

Pippin: Hey Merry, man, what was in those mushrooms?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And, for the previous Gandalf/Shadowfax picture:

Gandalf: Why are you whispering?

Shadowfax: I'm a little hoarse!

*Groan* [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 02-28-2003, 10:10 PM

The promotional poster for the Stuffed Hobbits Gold, available only at your nearest Pizza Shire.

ElentariGreenleaf · 03-01-2003, 04:26 AM

Merry: Do you think they've gone yet?
Pippin: I don't know. Just keep smiling.

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-01-2003, 09:13 AM

Merry: Frodo lives!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-01-2003, 10:54 AM

Merry: Go on Pip, ask me why I have needles sticking out of my head.

Lady Iverin · 03-01-2003, 11:20 AM

Pippin: Hey look at all the people, Merry! We're famous!
Merry: (absorbed in all the fan girls) Huh? Oh yeah man... (to himself) Who does he think he is? I'm the one with all the chicks digging me!

Airehiriel · 03-01-2003, 02:06 PM

I think the rays coming from Merry's head make him look like a lot of the Catholic paintings of Jesus, Mary and the Saints. Hmmm...perhaps he's Saint Merry!

Cavetroll: Does this loin cloth make me look fat?

[ March 01, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Meela · 03-01-2003, 02:08 PM

Pull my finger!!

ElentariGreenleaf · 03-01-2003, 02:41 PM

HEHEHE! That's a good one!

~~~~~~

Cave Troll: What? WHAT? Why is everyone running away? Was it something i said? Ooooo, the bad breath... right....

Meela · 03-01-2003, 02:42 PM

"And here's how we make kebabs in Mordor..."

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-01-2003, 03:15 PM

"Elijah? OMG ELIJAH WOOD? Will you sign my picture? No? Please? SIGN IT DAMMIT!!! YOU WANNA BE A SHRIMP KEBAB??? THEN SIGN IT!!"

--The ugly side of fangirlism.

Gorwingel · 03-01-2003, 03:33 PM

Continuing on with that Idea

Cave Troll: Oh my gosh! It's Legolas! you are so darn hot! Can I touch your blond hair? All the other cave trolls thought that I would look good in long blonde hair, what color do you use? Can I have a picture and an autograph, this is the greatest moment of my life (suddenly gets hit by one of Legolas' arrows right through the head)

Silmarien · 03-01-2003, 07:42 PM

[IMG]C:\Documents and Settings\RACHEL\My Documents\My Pictures[/IMG]

I hope this works. Sorry if it's to early but oh well.

DarkRose · 03-01-2003, 09:55 PM

Silmarien- you have to upload your picture to the internet to make it work. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ March 01, 2003: Message edited by: DarkRose ]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-02-2003, 12:59 AM

"... is that a Boromir deluxe action figure?"

OR

"Ah, the power of cheese...."

dragoneyes · 03-02-2003, 03:53 AM

Troll: Now Aragorn *puts hands on hips* How many times have I told you NOT to go into Moria? Now come on, out with you.
Aragorn: I'm sorry mum. *walks out with his head hung in shame*

Himaran · 03-02-2003, 07:06 AM

CREST ADVERTISEMENT

Once upon a time there lived a big nasty troll in a whole. This troll had teeth which hurt him, and they were rotting. Then one day, (the picture is shown), he discovered crest. Crest has all the minerals and nutrients in the right amounts to cure your gingivitis in THREE WEEKS GARUNTEED! You'll love it so much that you'll want to keep brushin and brushin! The troll was so happy that he killed the supplier with that large spear he is holding, and handed out free crest to all of his orc friends!

Before he killed the newsman, he was asked, "How did crest help you out in life, Mr. Troll?" He replied, "Crest has made my dark ugly teeth nice and shiny, and I don't drool anymore. See these teeth?"

Then he ate the cameraman.

Himaran

Airehiriel · 03-03-2003, 08:31 AM

NEW PIC! (C'mon guys, I don't want to be the only one posting these, but I will if I have to!)

Oddwen · 03-03-2003, 08:47 AM

Yesss, I am total hotnessss! Move over Legolasssssssss...no posey elf will ever have more fangirls than me!

dragoneyes · 03-03-2003, 12:46 PM

I look a lot more scary once they put the effects in! I swear!

Annunfuiniel · 03-03-2003, 01:21 PM

PJ: And...Action!
*camera is directed to the ringwraith - looong silence*
PJ: ACTION!!!
RW: Ummhhh...ghh... *yawn* ...whha? Oh yeah! *takes an action pose*
PJ: * [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]*This is the sniffing scene...

ElentariGreenleaf · 03-03-2003, 01:24 PM

I ammmmmmmmm a statue......

Meela · 03-03-2003, 01:47 PM

Hi, I'm Mickey, your tour guide for today. This, folks, is the Ancient Tree of The Shire! its stood in this magical spot for over 10,000 years. Now, on to the River of Well-Wishers, then we'll be stopping for lunch at the fabulous Prancing Pony!

Galenfea of Mirkwood. · 03-03-2003, 02:52 PM

everyone's going to jump on me, aren't they?
I couldn't resist:

apologies

Meela · 03-03-2003, 02:57 PM

"oh thank god... my hair's not messed up..."

"oh thank god... Gimli feels the same way..."

(singing) "i am so greeeeaaaaat.... i am so greeeeeaaaaat..."

dragoneyes · 03-03-2003, 02:57 PM

Praise me! For I am the best in the world!

02-28-2003, 09:10 AM	#1
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Crazy Captions Continued I love the crazy captions page, but it was getting pretty long to open up, and took forever to process! Here we may continue. I just want to add this for those who want to post a picture but don't know how. (That means if you ask later on how to post a picture, everyone will snicker, and think you lazy for not reading this part!!) I am telling you how I do it on an IBM type computer. Don't know how it works for Macintosh. If you do, let me know and I shall include that here. PARDON THE INTERRUPTION as far as I know the picture you want to put on has to be located online somewhere. It's got to have a web address. I don't know how to use a picture that is located on your own hard drive. If someone does know how to do that, it would be much appreciated if you would PM and let me know so I can include it here. Thanks* Find the picture you want, right click on that picture, go to the bottom of the box where it says Properties. A properties box will pop up. In the middle of the box will be a part that says "Address:" with (URL) underneath. Highlight the address that is indicated, right click on that, choose copy. Then come here and click on Reply. Underneath the message box you will see "Instant UBB Code" The one on the bottom right should say IMAGE. Click on that. Another little box will pop up with a place for you to put the address. Click on the white space, than right click, hit paste and your address should be put in it. After that, add what every you are going to say, then hit Post! That should work, but if it doesn't you can PM me and I'll try to help.* NEXT PICTURE! Gandalf: My, Legolas, when you said you wanted a change, I didn't realize it would this drastic! [ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ] __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-28-2003, 10:31 AM	#3
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Gandalf: "And then, what do you think that fool Hobbit did? He threw a stone down the well! Just threw it down, no reason at all, that Fool of a Took. And don't even get me started on that boneheaded Balrog, who suddenly just forgot that he has wings, kind of like that one episode of Looney Toones when Daffy kept falling over and over, and Bugs said, 'I wonder if that dumb duck remembers he can fly'. It was kind of like that, and all the time, I was thinking, 'Imbeciles! I'm surrounded by imbeciles!'" Shadowfax, "Uh-huh...yeah...whatever..." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-28-2003, 11:15 AM	#5
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	It looks like they are trading hair-styling tips. __________________ And all the rest is literature

02-28-2003, 12:31 PM	#7
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	__________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-28-2003, 12:32 PM	#8
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	The movie poster for Merry and Pippin's Excellent Edventure. Due out this fall. __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-28-2003, 09:50 AM	#2
*Mister Underhill* Dread Horseman Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Behind you! Posts: 2,743	Don Corleone makes Gandalf "an offer he can't refuse".

02-28-2003, 10:43 AM	#4
*Mister Underhill* Dread Horseman Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Behind you! Posts: 2,743	In a memorable moment from The Two Towers: The Musical, Gandalf and Shadowfax deliver a rousing duet of "Up Where We Belong".

02-28-2003, 11:21 AM	#6
*Mister Underhill* Dread Horseman Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Behind you! Posts: 2,743	Gandalf tries the old "pull my finger" gag on an unsuspecting Shadowfax.

02-28-2003, 12:38 PM	#9
eleanor_niphredil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: england Posts: 805	Merry: pst, dont look now, but someone seems to have nicked off with half our hair! __________________ Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to spend my time on this forum. And by the way, for any of you turning into a penguin, stop it. ~* I am Pippin took in the Female Fellowship*~

02-28-2003, 01:27 PM	#10
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	Merry: I'm tough. I can handle anything. Bring on the Orcs Pippin: Mmmm...mushrooms __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

02-28-2003, 02:29 PM	#11
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Merry and Pippin sit their parents down to tell them why they have been gone for the last 8 months. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-28-2003, 03:26 PM	#12
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Imagine the shame and degradation of the dying Orc whose last sight in life is that of his killers. "Killed by halflings! The recruiters never said it would end like this!" __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-28-2003, 03:31 PM	#13
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Pippin, did you put glue on those mushrooms? Can't... move... lips..." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-28-2003, 03:49 PM	#14
Rumil Sage & Onions Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Britain Posts: 894	In the house of Tim Benzedrine ! __________________ Rumil of Coedhirion

02-28-2003, 07:56 PM	#15
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Pippin: Hey Merry, man, what was in those mushrooms? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And, for the previous Gandalf/Shadowfax picture: Gandalf: Why are you whispering? Shadowfax: I'm a little hoarse! Groan [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-28-2003, 10:10 PM	#16
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	The promotional poster for the Stuffed Hobbits Gold, available only at your nearest Pizza Shire. __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-01-2003, 04:26 AM	#17
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Merry: Do you think they've gone yet? Pippin: I don't know. Just keep smiling. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

03-01-2003, 09:13 AM	#18
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Merry: Frodo lives! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-01-2003, 10:54 AM	#19
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Merry: Go on Pip, ask me why I have needles sticking out of my head. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-01-2003, 11:20 AM	#20
Lady Iverin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: far, far away Posts: 79	Pippin: Hey look at all the people, Merry! We're famous! Merry: (absorbed in all the fan girls) Huh? Oh yeah man... (to himself) Who does he think he is? I'm the one with all the chicks digging me! __________________ ~O Elbereth! Gilthoniel! We still remember, we who dwell in this far land beneath the trees, Thy starlight on the Western seas.~

03-01-2003, 02:06 PM	#21
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	I think the rays coming from Merry's head make him look like a lot of the Catholic paintings of Jesus, Mary and the Saints. Hmmm...perhaps he's Saint Merry! Cavetroll: Does this loin cloth make me look fat? [ March 01, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ] __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

03-01-2003, 02:08 PM	#22
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Pull my finger!! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-01-2003, 02:41 PM	#23
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	HEHEHE! That's a good one! ~~~~~~ Cave Troll: What? WHAT? Why is everyone running away? Was it something i said? Ooooo, the bad breath... right.... __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

03-01-2003, 02:42 PM	#24
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"And here's how we make kebabs in Mordor..." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-01-2003, 03:15 PM	#25
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	"Elijah? OMG ELIJAH WOOD? Will you sign my picture? No? Please? SIGN IT DAMMIT!!! YOU WANNA BE A SHRIMP KEBAB??? THEN SIGN IT!!" --The ugly side of fangirlism. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-01-2003, 03:33 PM	#26
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Continuing on with that Idea Cave Troll: Oh my gosh! It's Legolas! you are so darn hot! Can I touch your blond hair? All the other cave trolls thought that I would look good in long blonde hair, what color do you use? Can I have a picture and an autograph, this is the greatest moment of my life (suddenly gets hit by one of Legolas' arrows right through the head) __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

03-01-2003, 07:42 PM	#27
Silmarien Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lost but Found Posts: 199	[IMG]C:\Documents and Settings\RACHEL\My Documents\My Pictures[/IMG] I hope this works. Sorry if it's to early but oh well. __________________ Though here at journeys end I lie in dakness buried deep, beyond all towers strong and high beyond all mountains steep, above all shadows rides the Sun and Stars forever dwell:I will not say the Day is done nor bid the Stars farewell!

03-01-2003, 09:55 PM	#28
DarkRose Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Sauron's Garden Posts: 157	Silmarien- you have to upload your picture to the internet to make it work. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [ March 01, 2003: Message edited by: DarkRose ] __________________ "All rivers go to the sea, yet never does the sea become full."

03-02-2003, 12:59 AM	#29
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	"... is that a Boromir deluxe action figure?" OR "Ah, the power of cheese...." __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-02-2003, 03:53 AM	#30
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Troll: Now Aragorn puts hands on hips How many times have I told you NOT to go into Moria? Now come on, out with you. Aragorn: I'm sorry mum. walks out with his head hung in shame __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

03-02-2003, 07:06 AM	#31
Himaran Ash of Orodruin Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thangorodrim Posts: 777	CREST ADVERTISEMENT Once upon a time there lived a big nasty troll in a whole. This troll had teeth which hurt him, and they were rotting. Then one day, (the picture is shown), he discovered crest. Crest has all the minerals and nutrients in the right amounts to cure your gingivitis in THREE WEEKS GARUNTEED! You'll love it so much that you'll want to keep brushin and brushin! The troll was so happy that he killed the supplier with that large spear he is holding, and handed out free crest to all of his orc friends! Before he killed the newsman, he was asked, "How did crest help you out in life, Mr. Troll?" He replied, "Crest has made my dark ugly teeth nice and shiny, and I don't drool anymore. See these teeth?" Then he ate the cameraman. Himaran

03-03-2003, 08:31 AM	#32
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	NEW PIC! (C'mon guys, I don't want to be the only one posting these, but I will if I have to!) __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

03-03-2003, 08:47 AM	#33
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Yesss, I am total hotnessss! Move over Legolasssssssss...no posey elf will ever have more fangirls than me! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-03-2003, 12:46 PM	#34
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	I look a lot more scary once they put the effects in! I swear! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

03-03-2003, 01:21 PM	#35
Annunfuiniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Something close like Shire Posts: 769	PJ: And...Action! camera is directed to the ringwraith - looong silence PJ: ACTION!!! RW: Ummhhh...ghh... yawn ...whha? Oh yeah! takes an action pose PJ: * [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]*This is the sniffing scene... __________________ Despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt.