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Itinerant Songster
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The Edge of Faerie
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What do you "assign" to the Shire?
I feel we could stand to balance the negative
of Mordorian assignments with something more positive. The contrast to Mordor is not Valinor, which is beyond the girth of Middle Earth. It's the Shire. So in case you tire of assigning from your ire to Mordor, you might desire to give some thought to what you're quite sure ought to be in the idyllic Shire. I'll start. Groves of tall trees never to be cut down. Neighborhoods in which people passing by greet each other as a matter of course. |
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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People who are willing to help for no public recognition or money
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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All my lady-friends from the downs of course...
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Cold, malty ales freshly hand pulled from oak barrels, served in heavy glass tankards?
Vast trenchers brimming with succulent roast beef, strong cheeses and fresh crusty bread? Large chocolate cakes with chunks of fudge and with rich, foaming cream just falling out from the centres? And then a nice soft lawn under a shady tree, beside a babbling brook, the perfect place to sleep it all off?
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Hobbits, of course.
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Dry cider and soft red wines.
Welsh butter. Homemade marmalade - not too sweet. Toad in the hole Treacle pudding (Well I think they would like a lot of food..) Tabby & tortoiseshell cats -if the fine breeds are destined for Mordor let the Shire have down to earth moggies. Larkspur and bluebells cornflowers and poppies - typical country garden and woodland/meadow flowers. The sort you usually can't buy. Down duvets and pillows Huge, squishy sofas and sheepskin cushions. "Traditional Afternoon" tea "The Archers" and Radio 4 I am going to stop now since I can hear the Elgar Cello Concerto playing....... ![]()
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Is it just me, or did anybody else wonder why a lot more are being sent to Mordor than to the Shire? Is the world generally filled with things that belong to Mordor?
I admit to being quite an active poster in the "What do you assign to Mordor?" thread. Every simple annoying thing in my life I send to Mordor, when I find the time. But the other day, while I was contemplating whether or not to send a certain very Mordor-worthy something to the Black Land, a thought came to me so hard I could have touched it. ( ![]() Just a thought. [/rant] Now that I'm trying to turn over a new leaf, I'd like to send parents and their children to the Shire. Perhaps the serene environment will give them the opportunity to understand each other. Or maybe just Fea and Sauce. ![]() |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA)
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I assign penny whistles, cookies, lemonade, long conversations, ginger ale, unconditional love, summer, hand-knitted scarves, swings, long skirts, and apple-picking to the Shire.
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Everlasting Whiteness
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In answer to Lhuna's rant, maybe it's just easier to think of things that are bad in your life because you take those that are good for granted.
So to the Shire I assign everything I take for granted.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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It's hot here, so hot... two or three weeks around and above 100F...
I assign to the Shire...
Open windows, curtained with white muslin blowing in the cool breeze Breezeways every which way through the house Breezes that are cool Air that is pleasantly warm and no more Sunlight that's warm and gentle A sun that is cheery and yellow Blue, blue skies Puffy white clouds Big tall white and gray and blue clouds (not green) that shimmer with lightning, pour out rain on the grass and garden, toss the leaves and branches with fine, stiff gusts, and move off into the cool evening Dark, cloudy days in season, with stiff, nippy winds and warm, bright clothes to bundle in A good fire inside when the day is cold outside Birds that sing and play in the birdbath all day long, even in the afternoon Tall, tall trees that aren't necessarily pines Spreading pecan trees with branches drooping to touch the ground, laden with big fat green pecans Chasing squirrels away from said pecans Canoeing up down the river/creek, unmolested by heat or bugs or other wildlife Large families with cousins and uncles and aunts and neighbors, all dropping in to work and play any time in the day Singing simply for the joy of it, and the fun of playing with harmony Singing and talking while working with one's hands - companionship in labor Roses that bloom all spring, summer, fall, and into winter
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I assign starry nights to the Shire, and rainbows, and winter evenings when everything is silent and the snow glitters on the ground. I also send my dog there and all other furry creatures.
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Illusionary Holbytla
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Still, cool mornings, when the sun is just peaking over the horizon and the birds are singing and the sky is blue, and you feel like you're the only person awake in the world.
The same when you're with your dog. Beautiful autumn colors and fall leaves. Sugar maples. Long walks under the same. The month of October. Beautiful blue skies... especially in October. Running barefoot over cool grass, especially in the early morning or under the stars. Still mountain lakes. Hiking trails and pine trees and clear, pine-scented air. Rock climbing in the Black Hills with my cousins. Mountains... Forests. Eagles, horses, dolphins, wolves, cheetahs, and all other manner of magnificent and beautiful creatures. Sitting out on the front step and watching thunderstorms. The type of rainstorms that roll in and roll out just that fast and leave the world fresh and new. Log houses. Good books. Good puzzles. Time to enjoy said books and puzzles. Peace and contentment. Faith, hope, and love. Beauty and wonder. Singing just for the joy of it. Everyone should have to do this once in a while... it's very much a healthy relaxant. |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME)
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I know this was mentioned before but... BOOKS!!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF BOOKS !!!!!!!
Plus a nice big lake which is perfect for canoeing and swimming.
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Yeah, sleeping babies should go to the Shire. Not just because they can be loud when they're awake, but because they're so sweet looking. ![]()
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Relic of Wandering Days
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: You'll See Perpetual Change.
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Long talks with old friends that go late into the night, so that you quitely watch the sunrise before going off to bed, (and wakeup a few hours later to start the day in earnest).
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA)
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Afternoon naps.
Celtic knots. When your mom finds the penny whistle you lost and have been looking for for several weeks. Thinking about the fun you'll have playing the new music you got on your violin once it's done being fixed. (Oh please oh please oh please let the repair guy call tonight and say he's finished!)
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Energetic Essence
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Any kind of fiddley type music.
Music in general. Playing my clarinet. (CLARINET'S ROCK!!!!)
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
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Artistic inspiration. When you've got an idea, and you just can't wait to begin. When it's killing you that your glue gun is at home and you haven't got any aluminium foil, but that it's okay, because you've got all of Thanksgiving break to do it. When you can't wait to raid the scrap bins for fabric to sew a bag that is taking shape before your eyes. When you can't help but giggle at the prospect of actually incorporating "meaning" into a project, instead of concentrating solely on asthetic appeal, and knowing that you know exactly what you're doing, and how you're doing it. The sudden spark that ignites your entire outlook into a sudden inferno of excitement... that rush belongs in paradise.
Also, hours-long talks with old friends. When you've been out of touch for far longer than you'd have ever liked, but you suddenly discover a simultaneous break in your equally busy lives that allows you to simply sit and catch up. When the speed of your typing correlates directly to the size of the smile on your face, which keeps getting bigger as you realize just how much you missed gushing about the wonderful things and pouring your heart out about the hard to the most trusted guy in your life... And the kind of memories that bring a goofy smile to your face that when you're called on, make you blush. I like the Shire. These happy thoughts are brightening my outlook even as I write.
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Wow, a lot of you have described Exmoor, where I live. For those of you who aren't from the UK, it's a small protected National Park and AONB (Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty) in the SW of England.
I reckon Jackson could have filmed the Shire scenes here. We have beautiful scenery, green rolling hills, moorland covered in heather, and we have real honest-to-goodness barrows here too. I walk my dogs past a series of these burial sites nearly every day. I always imagine the creeping hand under the soil guarding hoards of treasure. Exmoor is full of tiny communities, like the shire. Exmoor even has Shire-ish sounding villages and places: Wootton Courtenay, West Buckland, Withiel Florey, Aldermans Barrow, Elworthy Barrow... I could go on and on. The pace of life is so gentle here. It's full of old farmhouses, old fashioned people, tiny village shops. Little bakeries full of cakes, pastries, good breads. Butchers shops selling locally produced meats. Cosy little pubs with open fires selling ales by the pint. It's as close to the Shire as you're ever gonna get. I sometimes wonder if Tolkien ever visited here, the way he describes the Shire is pure Exmoor through and through.
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Itinerant Songster
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Thanks for the warm welcome Littlemanpoet.
Ah, shame you couldn't make it as far as Exmoor. It is so lovely here. Bath is a great place to visit, with its unique Georgian architecture and history - I esp. like to visit the Roman baths. Glastonbury is OK, very crowded in the summer months and to be honest I have never sensed any mysticism or spirituality. Maybe all the crowds soak it up and there isn't enough to go around... Exmoor's great if you love hiking or riding and you want to see the English countryside with a sense of an age gone by. Not so good if you're looking for clubs, dancing or night life. But if you're looking for history, Iron Age remains, old druid's groves, wild deer, soaring hawks, heather-clad moorland, ancient woodland, medieval churches, thatched farmhouses, then it's really worth a visit.
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People are just alot better at moaning maybe. Why else has the News, a whole programme devoted mainly to bad news, has lasted so long?
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Alas I am not so gifted ... if time and motivation allows one day I would love to learn (I did violin but apparently I am temperamentally more suited to the cello
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Shadow of Starlight
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
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Well yes but strangely true..... just shows how appearance can be deceptive... but The Barbirolli version goes to the Shire even though it will remind me of sitting on the music room steps and crying my heart out the day she died. to keep it company I will send Yo-Yo Ma's Vivaldi disc...
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Australia
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[QUOTE=Lhunardawen]Is it just me, or did anybody else wonder why a lot more are being sent to Mordor than to the Shire? Is the world generally filled with things that belong to Mordor?
But the other day, while I was contemplating whether or not to send a certain very Mordor-worthy something to the Black Land, a thought came to me so hard I could have touched it. ( ![]() Yeah. Gossip. Pettiness. Nosy neighbours - you'd never get THOSE in Mordor! Well, maybe you would - those orcs sure gossip about each other... ![]() Heavy English food, all that fried bacon to start with - erk! On the other hand, if I have to eat bad-for-you food, Sam Gamgee's fish and chips ... mmm ![]() |
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Itinerant Songster
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Good point.
[rant] To the Shire then: Provincialism. Being so small minded you care more about your son's weskit missing than any world saving he might have helped accomplish. Being more proud of the brash and brave looking young warriors than the one who did all he could and lost almost everything to save the Shire for everyone else. That stuff all belongs in the Shire. And there's more of it, not even found in LotR. Like caring more about music style than the message behind the music. [/end rant] |
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
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All those beautiful, relatively quiet HIs...I mean fireworks I saw yesterday. The noisy ones are a different story.
And having January 1 a second longer due to some adjustments concerning the earth's rotation. Not much, but it's still a second. ![]() Finally, having classes the day right after New Year's Day! Don't ask. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 01-01-2006 at 07:37 PM. |
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Hauntress of the Havens
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Weird stares, especially those that come while you cross the street or walk through a mall while making chicken sounds.
Right, Nilp? Professors who continually enjoy their holiday breaks when school is supposed to resume on January 2. Friends you've known for merely months who ambush you the day before your birthday. I was busy celebrating a friend's birthday a while ago (after partly successfully surprising her) when another came up to me and asked me to accompany her somewhere. I ended up being surprised myself as well, although it was rather advanced, but I have no problem with that. And no classes on the day of your birthday. It protects you from further surprises. ![]() Last edited by Lhunardawen; 01-03-2006 at 08:05 AM. |
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I assign Progressive Metal to the Shire.
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Shadowed Prince
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thulcandra
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While I love metal, the image of little hobbits moshing to Iron Maiden does seem a little... odd.
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Iron Maiden?
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
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While I don't dislike Iron Maiden, I prefer the thought of hobbits jamming to Metallica's Master of Puppets album... Ride the Lightening works also. Surely a bit of hobbitish playing of the air guitar to chase off the stress of a long day?
And I must assign to the Shire the song La Tortura by Shakira. You can't listen to it without wanting to dance. And dancing must certainly have been assigned already. Ballroom, ballet, belly dancing... All fun in their own way. I assign learning to waltz with your grandfather, who just happens to be the coolest guy ever. I assign the limberness after a long ballet warmup. I assign everything about belly dancing, because there's nothing quite like the looks on people's faces when they catch you laundry-room-dancing. And about that, I assign laundry-room-dancing. When the lounge is full and the common room is taken and there's just not enough room in dorm-room or hall to move, and you take an old-school boombox to the laundry room for a bit of jiving... that's a blast, I promise. All should try it.
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Itinerant Songster
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The Edge of Faerie
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Rock 'n Roll Ain't Shire Pollution!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
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Blueberry yogurt, blueberry pancakes, your mom making sticky buns with cream-cheese ising, Leon Uris, and ... landing a 360!
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Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night! Last edited by Eonwe; 02-15-2006 at 02:47 PM. |
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Texas
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I have always thought of anything of bounty belonging to the shire. Everything is large, the parties, the food, the egos.(Well...except for the hobbits, lol.)
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