glorfindels diary - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Meela · 12-10-2002, 12:54 PM

following in the veins of diary person here, here is my own meagre contribution. there are more, but i aint finished them yet [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Thought I’d do a diary for someone obscure so I chose Glorfindel! It’s kinda made up.... a lot.... cos i don’t know anything about his past.

Day 1-
Trees, trees, trees.... god I hate being an elf! Plus Elrond is moping around the place- something about his wife leaving him....

Day 2- Celebrian returned to pick up the rest of her stuff. Spied on them in their room by disguising myself as a pale yellow curtain. She and Elrond had a right go at each other! Ha! He got a blimmin' good slap in the face! Well, what would you expect if you called your wife a snobby tart?

Day 3- nothing to do. If I have to stare at any more trees I swear I will...... um..... pull off their leaves! Which I might have to reconsider- will take quite some time....

Day 4- yes! Success! We are off to fight.... some kind of evil.... note: check with Elrond- what evil?

Day7- ok.... maybe the trees weren’t so bad after all.... we were ambushed by evil- ugly orcs- last night. One of them stole my toiletries bag! That is soooooo not on! It contained my best facial cream, my hairbrush, and my nail file! I’m especially miffed about the nail file, since SOMEBODY (*cough-Elrond-cough) made me run straight into the thick of a whole group of orcs, and of course I broke a bloody nail!

Day 8- have spat in Elrond's cup of coffee. Feel a bit better. Are returning home after victory. Oh god.... trees....... just what I need! Still, at least they don't break my nails!

Day 9- damn…. broke a blimmin’ nail…. ran into a tree….

Day 2457- we are marching to Mordor- apparently some super evil dude called Sauron is trying to take over Middle Earth and we have to stop him- along with some pointless little men. Grrr.... at least this time I’m going prepared- have put plasters over my nails!

Day 2464- okay, some of the men aren't quite as little as I thought.... I mean, come on! 6 ft 10??????? Just a bit extreme, perhaps?

Day 2468- victory to us! Go us!!! Except that it wasn’t us elves....... those men! Sticking their grubby little noses into everything! Some dork called Isildur has taken some ring away- apparently the ring was what we were fighting for!! A ring????? God..........

Day 2473- are returning to Rivendell. Isuildur has been murdered, ring gone. Nobody knows where, I don’t really care! Personally I prefer silver.

Day 2475- Rivendell in view.... oh god, trees....

Day 3963- am off rescuing near-dead hobbit.... in my imagination! That pointless, poncy Arwen has gone off instead! Just because Aragorn is HER lover! (was she implying that I am gay????? how did she know....) god......

Day 3964- have got my revenge by putting itching powder in her underwear drawer and mayonnaise in her moisturiser.
Later- followed Arwen to hobbits and Aragorn. (Or twig-hair as he should be known. Has he heard of the word clean????) Was going to jump out at them and scare them half to death, but a particularly spiteful squirrel pelted me with acorns. Am now in bed with a splitting headache and a purple
bruise on my forehead.

Day 3965- Arwen has returned with near-dead hobbit- Frodo, I think. Aragorn prancing around like he owns the place and all! Is very tempting to tie his shoelaces together at an unsuspecting moment...

Day 3966- hobbits up and about, jumping all over the place like mad.... short.... um.... jumping beans.... oh, and things are getting even better! A bunch of total strangers have invited themselves to stay, and are helping themselves to whatever they want, including my hair straighteners!!

Day 3968- some kind of council being held- which, of course, I wasn't invited to!! Have spat in Elrond's wine jug to make myself feel better.

Day 3971- the "fellowship", as they call themselves, have finally gone off- something about destroying a ring in Mordor (god knows why they are bothering! Though, after seeing the ring, I may be beginning to understand...) one of them, Legolas or somebody, had the cheek to take my straighteners and all! Though I suspect from all the hushed conversations between them, they are actually for Boromir. Don’t see why he wants them. I mean he's never going to improve that hair!!

Day 3973- ha ha! Arwen all stroppy cos she wasn't allowed to go with the fellowship! Ha ha! Wish she could have! Then I wouldn't have to put up with her! Still, is worth it as I managed to push her in the stream earlier. She ruined her dress! Ha ha ha ha ha ha....

Day 3976- wish I could have gone with the fellowship! At least I would have seen more than just trees! I’m starting to see everything in blimmin' green! Plus I tripped over the roots of one earlier on, and ripped a bloody great hole in my leggings! Grrr....

Day 3978- suspect Arwen may have found out it was me who put the itching powder in her underwear drawer.... wait till I find out who told her....

Day 3979- Fingon told her.... I should have known! The last time I played a joke on someone he told them.... and the time before.... and the time before that....

Later- well, that's that sorted! Fingon won't be able to sit down for at least a fortnight.... (he he!)

Day 3980- OUCH!!!!! Arwen found out about the mayonnaise in her moisturiser....

Later- FINGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melephelwen · 12-10-2002, 02:38 PM

ROFL!!! Heeheee, really really funny! I can just imagine Glorfindel sneaking around, putting stuff into everybodys clothes and beds and whatever... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

-Imrahil- · 12-10-2002, 04:48 PM

I liked that! Very funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Artanis · 12-10-2002, 09:11 PM

Elves with itching powder is almost as bad as caffine-high hobbits with itching powder...and trust me, that's not good...*itches bum incessently*

busybee · 12-20-2002, 10:20 AM

Very funny!!Especially the bit with pointless Arwen going f to save a near dead Hobbit.
Why not add something about his fight with the Balrog?

Manardariel · 12-20-2002, 12:48 PM

Hahahaha.... *rofl*

You do know this site, don´t you? LOTS of cool diaries.... kinda perverted though....
Diaries of the Fellowship
...if that doesn´t work, try the same just with .net (I´m not sure what´s correct).
Enjoy!!

[ December 20, 2002: Message edited by: Manardariel ]

[ December 20, 2002: Message edited by: Manardariel ]

Nianna Telmnar · 12-20-2002, 03:09 PM

hehe. the very secret diaries. i've been there. your right. there very wrong.(esp. the one's about the hobbits) but omg they're hilarious!
oh, has everyone here read "the breadbox addition of LOTR" you must if you haven't. i'll try to find the url. or you can just go to google and type in "lord of the rings" and "breadbox".

12-10-2002, 12:54 PM	#1
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	glorfindels diary following in the veins of diary person here, here is my own meagre contribution. there are more, but i aint finished them yet [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Thought I’d do a diary for someone obscure so I chose Glorfindel! It’s kinda made up.... a lot.... cos i don’t know anything about his past. Day 1- Trees, trees, trees.... god I hate being an elf! Plus Elrond is moping around the place- something about his wife leaving him.... Day 2- Celebrian returned to pick up the rest of her stuff. Spied on them in their room by disguising myself as a pale yellow curtain. She and Elrond had a right go at each other! Ha! He got a blimmin' good slap in the face! Well, what would you expect if you called your wife a snobby tart? Day 3- nothing to do. If I have to stare at any more trees I swear I will...... um..... pull off their leaves! Which I might have to reconsider- will take quite some time.... Day 4- yes! Success! We are off to fight.... some kind of evil.... note: check with Elrond- what evil? Day7- ok.... maybe the trees weren’t so bad after all.... we were ambushed by evil- ugly orcs- last night. One of them stole my toiletries bag! That is soooooo not on! It contained my best facial cream, my hairbrush, and my nail file! I’m especially miffed about the nail file, since SOMEBODY (*cough-Elrond-cough) made me run straight into the thick of a whole group of orcs, and of course I broke a bloody nail! Day 8- have spat in Elrond's cup of coffee. Feel a bit better. Are returning home after victory. Oh god.... trees....... just what I need! Still, at least they don't break my nails! Day 9- damn…. broke a blimmin’ nail…. ran into a tree…. Day 2457- we are marching to Mordor- apparently some super evil dude called Sauron is trying to take over Middle Earth and we have to stop him- along with some pointless little men. Grrr.... at least this time I’m going prepared- have put plasters over my nails! Day 2464- okay, some of the men aren't quite as little as I thought.... I mean, come on! 6 ft 10??????? Just a bit extreme, perhaps? Day 2468- victory to us! Go us!!! Except that it wasn’t us elves....... those men! Sticking their grubby little noses into everything! Some dork called Isildur has taken some ring away- apparently the ring was what we were fighting for!! A ring????? God.......... Day 2473- are returning to Rivendell. Isuildur has been murdered, ring gone. Nobody knows where, I don’t really care! Personally I prefer silver. Day 2475- Rivendell in view.... oh god, trees.... Day 3963- am off rescuing near-dead hobbit.... in my imagination! That pointless, poncy Arwen has gone off instead! Just because Aragorn is HER lover! (was she implying that I am gay????? how did she know....) god...... Day 3964- have got my revenge by putting itching powder in her underwear drawer and mayonnaise in her moisturiser. Later- followed Arwen to hobbits and Aragorn. (Or twig-hair as he should be known. Has he heard of the word clean????) Was going to jump out at them and scare them half to death, but a particularly spiteful squirrel pelted me with acorns. Am now in bed with a splitting headache and a purple bruise on my forehead. Day 3965- Arwen has returned with near-dead hobbit- Frodo, I think. Aragorn prancing around like he owns the place and all! Is very tempting to tie his shoelaces together at an unsuspecting moment... Day 3966- hobbits up and about, jumping all over the place like mad.... short.... um.... jumping beans.... oh, and things are getting even better! A bunch of total strangers have invited themselves to stay, and are helping themselves to whatever they want, including my hair straighteners!! Day 3968- some kind of council being held- which, of course, I wasn't invited to!! Have spat in Elrond's wine jug to make myself feel better. Day 3971- the "fellowship", as they call themselves, have finally gone off- something about destroying a ring in Mordor (god knows why they are bothering! Though, after seeing the ring, I may be beginning to understand...) one of them, Legolas or somebody, had the cheek to take my straighteners and all! Though I suspect from all the hushed conversations between them, they are actually for Boromir. Don’t see why he wants them. I mean he's never going to improve that hair!! Day 3973- ha ha! Arwen all stroppy cos she wasn't allowed to go with the fellowship! Ha ha! Wish she could have! Then I wouldn't have to put up with her! Still, is worth it as I managed to push her in the stream earlier. She ruined her dress! Ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Day 3976- wish I could have gone with the fellowship! At least I would have seen more than just trees! I’m starting to see everything in blimmin' green! Plus I tripped over the roots of one earlier on, and ripped a bloody great hole in my leggings! Grrr.... Day 3978- suspect Arwen may have found out it was me who put the itching powder in her underwear drawer.... wait till I find out who told her.... Day 3979- Fingon told her.... I should have known! The last time I played a joke on someone he told them.... and the time before.... and the time before that.... Later- well, that's that sorted! Fingon won't be able to sit down for at least a fortnight.... (he he!) Day 3980- OUCH!!!!! Arwen found out about the mayonnaise in her moisturiser.... Later- FINGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-10-2002, 02:38 PM	#2
Melephelwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: the Middle of Nowhere Posts: 291	ROFL!!! Heeheee, really really funny! I can just imagine Glorfindel sneaking around, putting stuff into everybodys clothes and beds and whatever... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ We're all following a strange melody We're all summoned by a tune We're following the piper And we dance beneath the moon

12-10-2002, 04:48 PM	#3
-Imrahil- Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dol Amroth, upon the Bay of Belfalas Posts: 259	I liked that! Very funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ My body is broken. I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be ashamed. I felled the black serpent. A grim morn, and a glad day, and a golden sunset!

12-10-2002, 09:11 PM	#4
Artanis Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Wild (I just love solar powered computers, don't you? Posts: 53	Elves with itching powder is almost as bad as caffine-high hobbits with itching powder...and trust me, that's not good...itches bum incessently __________________ Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Gandy!

12-20-2002, 10:20 AM	#5
busybee Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood, Lothlorien...dream...actually the middle of nowhere...Mumbai Posts: 89	Very funny!!Especially the bit with pointless Arwen going f to save a near dead Hobbit. Why not add something about his fight with the Balrog? __________________ Pleeze does anyone know of a magical doorway or something to Middle Earth!?!?

12-20-2002, 12:48 PM	#6
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	Hahahaha.... rofl You do know this site, don´t you? LOTS of cool diaries.... kinda perverted though.... Diaries of the Fellowship ...if that doesn´t work, try the same just with .net (I´m not sure what´s correct). Enjoy!! [ December 20, 2002: Message edited by: Manardariel ] [ December 20, 2002: Message edited by: Manardariel ] __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

12-20-2002, 03:09 PM	#7
Nianna Telmnar Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: somewhere between here and there Posts: 68	hehe. the very secret diaries. i've been there. your right. there very wrong.(esp. the one's about the hobbits) but omg they're hilarious! oh, has everyone here read "the breadbox addition of LOTR" you must if you haven't. i'll try to find the url. or you can just go to google and type in "lord of the rings" and "breadbox". __________________ "Don't Panic."

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