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12-28-2002, 12:36 PM
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Vegetable of Doom
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: London
Posts: 720
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WANTED/Lost and found
This is a Spaghetti-Western kind of Wanted, for a criminal/a "lost cat" kind of notice thread.
-------------------------------------------------------------------- WANTED ~ Dead or alive Numenorean descendant for being alive. A reward of £60,000 is being offered for this DANGEROUS criminal. Please bring to Sauron, Barad-Dûr, Mordor. -------------------------------------------------------------------- OK, that was rubbish, but I'm sure you can do better. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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12-28-2002, 12:40 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: LOTR book
Posts: 25
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Wanted: a mithril coat valued at $$$$$$$$
with reward of $ this can be a reward of $$$ if you bring a small golden ring too.
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12-28-2002, 03:21 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
Posts: 709
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WANTED: Gollum. Why? Cause' he's saying "my precioussss" way too much to be safe around these parts.
REWARD: 70$ Dead or alive. 80$ if he's dead.
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12-28-2002, 04:20 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Shire
Posts: 46
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WANTED: Legolas
Crime: Being so HOTTT! Please Return To: Alive: Rabid Fans (mostly girls) Dead: People who are sick of Rabid Fans.
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12-28-2002, 05:53 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 20
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wannted
deadses or alives -------------------- for: nassty thievsin hobbitses eyes: blue and browns hair: browns and blonses height: shhort hobbitses other : ones has big blue eyeses and a ssad looks,his friends is a mean,fat hobbit bring to: Gollum's cave [ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: cheeto ] |
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12-28-2002, 07:18 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The only place that matters!
Posts: 181
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Found: One gold ring, solid band. No specific markings.
********************************** Lost: One shard from Narsil. We cannot reforge the sword of kings without it. Please contact Elrond of Rivendell if found. ******************************************** Will trade 2 month's supply of Lembas for Isildur. Bad temper and gas. Please contact Elendil of Gondor. ****************************************** Lost: Heir of Gonor. Please return to Minas Tirith immediately. Alive only please.
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01-11-2003, 12:05 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
Posts: 1,197
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LOST: Two hobbits.
Answer to the names of Merry and Pippin. Wearing green jackets and yellow waistcoats. May be seen with army of Uruk-hai. Return to Helm's Deep or Edoras. Please keep them alive as long as possible. Aragorn son of Arathorn Legolas son of Thruandil (sp?) Gimli son of Gloin
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