Who would win in a fight...... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Thengal · 01-27-2004, 03:22 PM

Here are some funny combinations for fights for you to vote on...

1. Bill the Pony vs. Shadowfax

2. Treebread vs. Old Man Willow

3. Galadriel vs. Arwen

4. Tom Bombadil vs. Elrond

5. Fatty Bolger vs. The Witch King

Eothain Elfwine · 01-27-2004, 04:55 PM

1. Bill the Pony vs. Shadowfax; For pure pluck and dodgedness, Bill, but I'm afraid Shadowfax would outstrip Bill in beauty, strength, speed, and pure nobility.

2. Treebread vs. Old Man Willow; Treebeard any day. Old Man Willow is just a tree, albeit a bad-tempered one, but Treebeard is a tree-herd and can control trees.

3. Galadriel vs. Arwen; Galadriel is a High Elf, one who dwelt in Valinor, and although Arwen is a descendant of a Maia, I think Galadriel would take the upper hand.

4. Tom Bombadil vs. Elrond; I don't think it would ever come to a fight between them because of their widely differing areas of expertise. Like sending a submarine against a spaceship or something.

5. Fatty Bolger vs. The Witch King; Fatty, being a hobbit and a friend of Merry, would crawl around on the ground and stab at the Dark Captain's legs, but the Dark Captain himself would easily be able to cow the one conspirator who didn't want to go on the quest with Frodo.

Kransha · 01-27-2004, 05:35 PM

1. Shadowfax, very little contest

2. Treebeard, he can walk and control trees. Old Man Willow is just a crotchety old tree with some twisting roots.

3. Galadriel, being a high elf and all.

4. Seems a bit strange, but I would have to say Tom Bombadil, since he's....well, he's Tom Bombadil

5. FATTY BOLGER FOR SURE!!!

Some ther considerations..

6. Ugluk vs. Grishnákh

7. Gaffer Gamgee vs. Saruman

8. Smaug vs. Gandalf

9. The Mouth of Sauron vs. The Eye of Sauron

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:36 PM January 27, 2004: Message edited by: Kransha ]

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 01-27-2004, 07:41 PM

This topic has been done before. here and here.

The first one is pretty good, so let's take this over there and have some fun without creating duplicate topics.

01-27-2004, 03:22 PM	#1
Thengal Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 63	Who would win in a fight...... Here are some funny combinations for fights for you to vote on... 1. Bill the Pony vs. Shadowfax 2. Treebread vs. Old Man Willow 3. Galadriel vs. Arwen 4. Tom Bombadil vs. Elrond 5. Fatty Bolger vs. The Witch King

01-27-2004, 04:55 PM	#2
Eothain Elfwine Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Plains of Rohan Posts: 38	1. Bill the Pony vs. Shadowfax; For pure pluck and dodgedness, Bill, but I'm afraid Shadowfax would outstrip Bill in beauty, strength, speed, and pure nobility. 2. Treebread vs. Old Man Willow; Treebeard any day. Old Man Willow is just a tree, albeit a bad-tempered one, but Treebeard is a tree-herd and can control trees. 3. Galadriel vs. Arwen; Galadriel is a High Elf, one who dwelt in Valinor, and although Arwen is a descendant of a Maia, I think Galadriel would take the upper hand. 4. Tom Bombadil vs. Elrond; I don't think it would ever come to a fight between them because of their widely differing areas of expertise. Like sending a submarine against a spaceship or something. 5. Fatty Bolger vs. The Witch King; Fatty, being a hobbit and a friend of Merry, would crawl around on the ground and stab at the Dark Captain's legs, but the Dark Captain himself would easily be able to cow the one conspirator who didn't want to go on the quest with Frodo. __________________ I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.

01-27-2004, 05:35 PM	#3
Kransha Ubiquitous Urulóki Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The port of Mars, where Famine, Sword, and Fire, leash'd in like hounds, crouch for employment Posts: 747	1. Shadowfax, very little contest 2. Treebeard, he can walk and control trees. Old Man Willow is just a crotchety old tree with some twisting roots. 3. Galadriel, being a high elf and all. 4. Seems a bit strange, but I would have to say Tom Bombadil, since he's....well, he's Tom Bombadil 5. FATTY BOLGER FOR SURE!!! Some ther considerations.. 6. Ugluk vs. Grishnákh 7. Gaffer Gamgee vs. Saruman 8. Smaug vs. Gandalf 9. The Mouth of Sauron vs. The Eye of Sauron <font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:36 PM January 27, 2004: Message edited by: Kransha ] __________________ "What mortal feels not awe/Nor trembles at our name, Hearing our fate-appointed power sublime/Fixed by the eternal law. For old our office, and our fame," -Aeschylus, Song of the Furies

01-27-2004, 07:41 PM	#4
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	This topic has been done before. here and here. The first one is pretty good, so let's take this over there and have some fun without creating duplicate topics. __________________ The Barrow-Wight

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