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01-07-2011, 04:12 PM | #1 |
Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Happy birthday.....not
On my last birthday, one person in my class sang me this very "cute" version of the Birthday Song:
"Happy birthday to you You live in a zoo You talk like a monkey And you smell like a shoe" It made me laugh at that time - I didn't expect a 14-year-old to be that silly - but when I remembered this incident a few days ago, I thought that it would be fun to make up such songs for Tolkien characters. It starts like this, "Happy birthday to [character]", and then whatever craziness comes to mind. I've done some already: Happy birthday, Galadriel! Hey.....I know that smell.... Did you steal my perfume?! *Knew that wouldn't end well. Happy birthday, Boromir! Oh..,hang on...oh dear! If I knew who I was talking to, I wouldn't have come near! Happy birthday, Aragorn! On your head there's a horn! How did you end up so? "Like that I was born!" Happy birthday, Saruman You forgot to mow your lawn You broke Orthank's windows, And you messed up the yarn! *Have to stop myself before we run out of characters*. This thread is not to actually wish anyone happy b-day, but to make up cranky rhymes for the sake of fun. The weirder and crazier, the funnier!
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01-14-2011, 04:09 PM | #2 |
Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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I just realized that I forgot to put the one I made for Sam - two, actually :
Happy birthday, dear Sam! You hate strawberry jam! Last time I made you eat it, You made the door slam! Happy birthday, dear Sam! You're as big as I am! Last time you went skating, On your face you fell - WHAM!!!
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