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Old 11-03-2006, 05:04 PM   #1
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Tolkien How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed)

My apolagies if anyone else has started this thread, I thought I searched enough, but you never know.

1. Skip around singing for he's a jolly good fellow
2.Put daisy chains around Sauron's room
3.Keep gushing about Legolas' clothes and how you want to get some just like them
4.Dye his armour hot pink
5.At meeting's, blow kisses to others
6.Sing your questions


You guys think of some because my ideas have run out
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Old 11-04-2006, 12:40 AM   #2
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
This sounds like a fun thread for the Mirth forum. I'm moving it there - enjoy reading and posting!
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Old 11-04-2006, 01:06 AM   #3
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How about taking his ring?
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Old 11-04-2006, 02:06 AM   #4
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Sounds like lots-o-fun...

When having a talk with Sauron...

- Ask, "What is your policy on play-fighting?"
- Shout "Will you marry me?" really loudly at him so all his servants can hear him.
- Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters!"
- Seriously anger him by saying, "I’m going to count to ten, and when I open my eyes I want you to be naked."
- Say, "May the Force be with you." After every sentence.
- Constantly ask, "Is that a wig?"
- Tell him "You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Geese!"
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Old 11-04-2006, 08:38 AM   #5
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While inspecting Barad-dur ask him "is constructed of legos?"
I absolutely love your new orc captian...what that's your mother?
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Old 11-04-2006, 09:53 AM   #6
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Don't you think you could use a good, new monacle?

My, what a quaint shape you have assumed!
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Old 05-18-2007, 07:06 AM   #7
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Sting

Throw popcorn kerdles into mount doom and then ask him what movie does he want to watch with you.

Then ask to watch it on the eye of Sauron and when he says no pout and say well you said you can see everything" and then complain that he never wants to do anything with you.
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:50 AM   #8
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When the spotlight-like beam from his eye hits you, go into an old soft shoe number.

That's what I'd do.

Seriously.
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Old 05-27-2014, 06:56 PM   #9
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Dear Sauron, can I hire your country and especially Barad-dur for a month or so? I want to shoot for an episode of Man vs. Wild. We'll come on Eagles so that it doesn't take long.
And
Don't you get bored sitting all the time in your creepy Tower? Go and see the world it's better.
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Old 06-18-2014, 02:34 AM   #10
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Tell him that, really, he was just jealous of Arwen, because, secretly, he had the hots for Aragorn, and never coped with the rejection. And offer him anti-stalking counselling.
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Old 06-18-2014, 08:02 AM   #11
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Another one: Show him this thread. We'd see if he isn't annoyed! And doesn't come to kill us ALL.
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