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10-04-2006, 02:15 AM
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Alive without breath
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Out of Context Contest
Greetings all you people of the Downs!
Here is a game I thought of a few minuets ago. It is quite simple and lovely. It's all about taking a sentence out of context and expanding upon it. Basically, Post a sentence from anywhere in Tolkien literature that (preferably) sounds amusing when taken out of context and the next person can start a paragraph with that sentence taking it in whatever direction they wish, then adding a sentence of their own for the next player and so on. For Example: One Player Writes... Quote:
"He'll eat us all, if He gets it, eat all the world." said Frodo as Sam reached for another slice of cake. He could not let that happen, so he snatched the cake away and ate it himself. "It's for your own good!" he said, but Sam frowned and kicked at the table sulking. Gandalf's giant cake had not satisfied him; perhaps it was because Frodo had eaten all of it. Quote:
So, you may begin with: Quote:
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10-04-2006, 04:08 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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'Are there piles of Jewels and Gold lying around here still' said Sam peering into the black hole of The Brinks Mat Wharehouse.
Quote: The Siege of Gondor. Why? Why do the fools fly? said Denethor
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10-04-2006, 03:03 PM
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"Why? Why do the fools fly?" said Denethor as he peered up in the sky at the Tooks from the shire who had aquired special flying abilities from a drunken Gandalf one thursday night. The fact that they rained down eggs on him only deepened his malace!
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10-12-2006, 07:37 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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10-13-2006, 11:38 AM
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Mellifluous Maia
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"Let's get this over with," said Aragorn before his coronation, "so I can get back to my Nintendo".
"these Riders do not love it, and fear..." |
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10-13-2006, 11:52 AM
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"These Riders do not love it, and fear the horses they ride." Aragorn explained as the Witch King ran around in circles screaming and flapping his arms, "So when a rider is near they'll mostly be screaming in terror."
"I'm nearly dead of it," said Bilbo
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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