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How do hobbits trim their toenails?
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Hobbits don't trim their toenails. When they laze around on their porches smoking pipes, the stems of the pipes are so long that they burn the toenails down to a reasonable length. It's a good system, but occasionally, the hair on their feet catch fire.
Why does Gandalf like to make his smoke-rings change shape and color while they float around the room?