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Originally Posted by MESPN
All teams were dissolved and all contracts voided.
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Indeed, as the MESPN stated earlier, Eru made great changes to this year's games. Firstly, he dissolved all of the teams. He claims that he only used water and the One power, but we have inside information that quite recently his large stores of Nitric Acid got somewhat smaller. Secondly, he banished all the contracts from the confines of the world into the Timeless Void. You see, contracts are legal documents, so you can't just dissolve them or set them on fire. So Eru found another way to keep them away from people. Morgoth was overjoyed with this decision; he finally got some company in that lonely place.
The reporters who were sent to the Doors of Night to interview the contracts were torn out of bed to get all the information timely, but they were still in hybernation mode and thus very confused; instead of interviewing the contracts they got into a theological argument with Eru. "Why me?" the One complained. "Why do they keep bothering me with all these teams, contracts, points, and all that nonesense? I'm just a tired old man. I
retired, for My sake! The Valar are supposed to keep an eye on the world for me. But they're such children: they want to play too, so they give
me the responsibility to oversee all this. You know why they all are called Children, right?"
If you're wondering where's the theology here, we don't exactly know. Or the argument, for that matter.
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