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Originally Posted by Alonna
A. An infinite number of times. Sam is a pacifist and would never harm another living creature.
Q. What are the people of Middle Earth doing to combat global warming?
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That's very easy to answer Alonna! They brought down Sauron and Saruman! The two men with the biggest carbon foot prints on earth!
As I have always said, Mordor is just a bunch of air pollution, what with all of their warring, manufacturing, and forging.