Ha! Having raised baby snapping turtles, I am impervious to your attack!
Ewww, see, they're even black and spikey when they're little. Like little Orcs, burarum.
Yes, we dug up the nest of the abovesaid laying turtle one year, and hatched a batch in a fishtank. Then we
released them all in the sinkhole next to our house.
The property the sinkhole was on was sold and a house built near it. I'll assign to Mordor that we can no longer hunt for frogs there.
And the fact that the shoreline was changed, and now when I look for a certain little nook or ithsmus, it's no longer there.