(When going shopping for Unmentionables)
Clerks that kind of mill around you and say things like, " I think Miss will like this one." Pulls out some thing horrid, lacy and orange.
Or measuring your bust over and over again and saying things like, "Miss has grown a bit...I suggest a 38C."
So I send akward situations while shopping for unmentionables and clerks that mill around you to a fiery end at Mount Doom.

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