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Originally Posted by Encaitare
Plus, English teachers should not spend a good month discussing a novella, nor should they take up an entire class period discussing the symbolism of rotting hippo meat. (So Heart of Darkness can go off to Mordor, too.)
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Hey, I'm supposed to have half of that read for tomorrow's class! Guess how many pages I've currently completed? Yeah... not half, that's for sure. But black hens, right 'Cai?
I assign... um... when you cough up too much money for a peach smoothie from Starbucks and it wasn't even that good. I could have grabbed an Odwalla smoothie for less and been healthier and happier about it.