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Originally Posted by Fordim Hedgethistle
I conassign to Mordor anyone who offers unsolicited academic advice.
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But... but that's how I've gotten to know so many fascinating people! And also... I do it fairly regularly. And I'm barely qualified to be doing it in the first place.
I assign any injury that has to do with finger or toenails. My thumbnail is
supposed to remain firmly attached to the nail bed at all times.
I also assign shin splints.
I could just assign myself as one of those hopeless case klutzes. That way every time I get hurt, it's already conveniently in Mordor.