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Encaitare · 09-12-2005, 05:30 PM

"He's a dentist, which makes him inherently evil," the villagers decided.

"Once he pulled a tooth of mine that was completely healthy!" one shouted. "My mouth was sore for weeks!"

"You think that's bad? Once he drilled a tooth without any painkillers!" another added.

"It was an accident, I swear!" WaynetheGoblin said, trying to defend himself.

"Pure evil!" the villagers cried as one. "Strap him into his chair! Let's give him a taste of his own medicine!"

They dragged Wayne to the office at the side of his home and forced him into the chair.

"How about a little tooth extraction?" one villager said evilly, picking up a nasty-looking tool.

"No! I'm innocent! I'm the--" Wayne began frantically, but the villager had already shoved the tongs into his mouth and, with an awful cracking sound, ripped the tooth out. Blood spattered Wayne's white dentist's coat.

"Another one!" the villagers encouraged, but Wayne had passed out from the pain.

"Now what?" said one villager in disappointment.

The others shrugged. "Let's just lynch him."

"Wait a second. 'Snot very nice, lynching someone who's unconscious," someone said.

"Not nice?" said another. "We've voted, and Wayne has to go. No questions asked."

"Yeah! That's right," the others agreed. And so they lynched him, although it wasn't terribly exciting.

"Darn," the villagers said after they were sure Wayne was dead. "Another innocent dead."

"Wait," said the same villager who had protested before. "What d'you think he was going to say before? I'm the--, he said. He was the what?"

"Uh oh," said a villager who was quick on the uptake. This villager rushed to the dead body and unbuttoned the dentist's coat. Underneath, the late Wayne was wearing a Ranger's garb.

Living:

Folwren
Shelob
Holbytlass
Meneltarmacil
wilwarin538
Durelin
Kath
Cailín

The Deceased:

Encaitare (Moderator) - Stuck full of quills by Wolves on NIGHT 1
Llama (Mammal) - Mauled into oblivion by Black Beorning on NIGHT 1
Bergil (Ordinary Villager) - Crushed under the gallows on DAY 1
SamwiseGamgee (Ordinary Villager) – Killed by Hunter on NIGHT 2
TGWBS (Hunter) – Impaled by Wolves on NIGHT 2
Kitanna (Cobbler) – Given a TV closeup by Black Beorning on NIGHT 2
Alcarillo (Ordinary Villager) - Dismembered by villagers on DAY 2
Mormegil (Shirriff) - Charmed by Black Beorning on NIGHT 3
The Phantom (Seer) - Rendered blind by Wolves on NIGHT 3
Azaelia of Willowbottom (Ordinary Villager) - Lynched by villagers on DAY 3
Glirdan (Bear) - Pincushioned by villagers on DAY 3
The Saucepan Man (Ordinary Villager) – Stuffed into mushrooms by Wolves on NIGHT 4
Gil-Galad (Ordinary Villager) - Stoned to death by villagers on DAY 4
Nilpaurion Felagund (Shirriff) – Quartered by Wolves on NIGHT 5
WaynetheGoblin (Ranger) - Suffered tooth extraction and lynched by villagers on DAY 5.

It is now NIGHT 6. A name from the lycanthropes, pretty please.

09-12-2005, 05:30 PM	#340
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Another one bites the dust. "He's a dentist, which makes him inherently evil," the villagers decided. "Once he pulled a tooth of mine that was completely healthy!" one shouted. "My mouth was sore for weeks!" "You think that's bad? Once he drilled a tooth without any painkillers!" another added. "It was an accident, I swear!" WaynetheGoblin said, trying to defend himself. "Pure evil!" the villagers cried as one. "Strap him into his chair! Let's give him a taste of his own medicine!" They dragged Wayne to the office at the side of his home and forced him into the chair. "How about a little tooth extraction?" one villager said evilly, picking up a nasty-looking tool. "No! I'm innocent! I'm the--" Wayne began frantically, but the villager had already shoved the tongs into his mouth and, with an awful cracking sound, ripped the tooth out. Blood spattered Wayne's white dentist's coat. "Another one!" the villagers encouraged, but Wayne had passed out from the pain. "Now what?" said one villager in disappointment. The others shrugged. "Let's just lynch him." "Wait a second. 'Snot very nice, lynching someone who's unconscious," someone said. "Not nice?" said another. "We've voted, and Wayne has to go. No questions asked." "Yeah! That's right," the others agreed. And so they lynched him, although it wasn't terribly exciting. "Darn," the villagers said after they were sure Wayne was dead. "Another innocent dead." "Wait," said the same villager who had protested before. "What d'you think he was going to say before? I'm the--, he said. He was the what?" "Uh oh," said a villager who was quick on the uptake. This villager rushed to the dead body and unbuttoned the dentist's coat. Underneath, the late Wayne was wearing a Ranger's garb. Living: Folwren Shelob Holbytlass Meneltarmacil wilwarin538 Durelin Kath Cailín The Deceased: Encaitare (Moderator) - Stuck full of quills by Wolves on NIGHT 1 Llama (Mammal) - Mauled into oblivion by Black Beorning on NIGHT 1 Bergil (Ordinary Villager) - Crushed under the gallows on DAY 1 SamwiseGamgee (Ordinary Villager) – Killed by Hunter on NIGHT 2 TGWBS (Hunter) – Impaled by Wolves on NIGHT 2 Kitanna (Cobbler) – Given a TV closeup by Black Beorning on NIGHT 2 Alcarillo (Ordinary Villager) - Dismembered by villagers on DAY 2 Mormegil (Shirriff) - Charmed by Black Beorning on NIGHT 3 The Phantom (Seer) - Rendered blind by Wolves on NIGHT 3 Azaelia of Willowbottom (Ordinary Villager) - Lynched by villagers on DAY 3 Glirdan (Bear) - Pincushioned by villagers on DAY 3 The Saucepan Man (Ordinary Villager) – Stuffed into mushrooms by Wolves on NIGHT 4 Gil-Galad (Ordinary Villager) - Stoned to death by villagers on DAY 4 Nilpaurion Felagund (Shirriff) – Quartered by Wolves on NIGHT 5 WaynetheGoblin (Ranger) - Suffered tooth extraction and lynched by villagers on DAY 5. It is now NIGHT 6. A name from the lycanthropes, pretty please.