Legolasss wassss Nearly 3000 yearssss old possssitively.
So he wass alive in the battle of the five armiessss (yes My Precious). The thingssss are for there are a few reassssonsssss, We wantsss it! Well thatsss not one but thisss issss. Tolkien wrote the Hobbit in the 40'sss and the Lord of the Ringssss in the 50'sss ssso there iss no way for him to have realizzzzed that Legolassss wasss going to be in the bookssss. He jussst made him the ssson of Thranduil to have him related to a formerly known character; and to make him a princce.
Cursed Baggins they ssstole our Preciousss and we WANTSSS it!
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Instead of pepper spray, you pack a glass bottle and scream "Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!!!" at muggers.
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