I have an auto for this on the chat, but for those who have not seen it, here it is, from the Matrix:
Agent Smith: "We've been watching you for some time, Mr. 'Baggins'. It seems you've been living *two* lives. The first life you live at Bag End behind a round green door, where you project a respectable image, eat six meals a day...and you help old Gamgee with his potatoes.
The other life you live in adventures, where you go by the questing alias 'Underhill'.
One of these lives has a future...and one of them does not.
Now we're willing to wipe the slate clean...give you a fresh start...if you'll just help us to find this one little item...The One Ring. Whatever you've heard about this ring is irrelevant...it is considered by the wise of Middle Earth to be the most dangerous object in existence. All you have to do is lead us to the Ring.
Frodo: Whoa. That sounds pretty good...but I have a better idea...how about I give Gollum my finger, and you give me my ride to elvenhome?
[ November 05, 2002: Message edited by: Thenamir ]
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