[Diamond18]

For Shrek fans:

Aragorn: "Rangers are like onions."
Pippin: "They stink?"
Aragorn: "Yes. No."
Pippin: "Oh, they make you cry."
Aragorn: "No!"
Pippin: "Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs."
Aragorn: "NO! Layers! Onions have layers. Rangers have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers."
*sighs*
Pippin: "Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions."

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Witch-King: "Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."

Éowyn: "Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS!"
(get it...Black Breath...*sigh*)