**You have walked 110 miles.
You have reached Old Man Willow (110).
It is 5 miles to the next landmark.
You still have 348 miles to Rivendell.**
*~*~*~*~
OM Willow: Come this way.
Pippin: Let's go this way!
Merry: No that's the wrong...
OM Willow: Yes, come this way.
Merry: ... I mean right, yes, that's the right way.
OM Willow: To the river.
Frodo: Let's go to the river.
OM Willow: That's a good idea.
Sam: That's a good idea.
Frodo: Finally, we found the river!
OM Willow: Time for a nap.
Pippin: I'm sleepy, let's take a nap.
Merry: Yes, a nap would be great.
OM Willow: Here's a good place for a nap.
Frodo: This looks like a lovely place for a nap.
[M & P & F settle down for a nap under the Willow.]
OM Willow: Pippin had a great idea, a nap would be wonderful.
Sam: Pippin had a great idea... Huh? Pippin had a great idea?!?! HEY! WHAT AM I SAYING!
OM Willow: Uh oh... went a little too far there, huh? No matter! [SNAP] [SNAP] [SPLASH]
*~*~*~*~
Saph: *shrieks with unnatural fury* GIVE BACK MY HOBBITS, YOU %$*#&@ TREE!!! *begins pounding on OM Willow; refuses to stop until Tom shows up and saves Merry and Pippin*
Sam: -,-; Well, everyone's safe now, at least. I think...
Saph: *has latched onto Pippin's arm and refuses to let go*
Pippin: Heh. *not looking entirely displeased with that*
(note: the bit between the *~*~*~*~'s is from the Stupid Ring Parody)
Abedithon le,
~*~Aranel~*~
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